The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[MyNameIsNO]

I was just joshin' ya. You're delightful!

D'aww cookie

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm kindof a jerk when I'm buzzed, but drunk... ugh. self loathing wreck.

I'm just me when I drink. Even falling down, don't remember drunk. Only funnier So glad...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

What's ouroboro?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

to bleary for google?

fair enough. It's the ancient imagery of a snake eating it's own tail. My understanding (without recent research) regarded as a symbol of paradox or alternately as a symbol of eternity.

I would almost, almost always rather hold a conversation than Google something. Unless I'm speaking with someone known to be full of shit

Ok, that thing! Cool! I like that thing, have actually created a few pieces of art incorporating it. Ouroboro. Now I know

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

my best friend tells me i'm a congenial jerk when I'm drunk. A meaner wit, and more vociferous, but can't hold on to arguments. Hardly the life of a party, but I'd likely fuel someone who is.

Let's drink

 

[cascadiabound]

^^^^ that's funny Stag

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I'm kindof a jerk when I'm buzzed, but drunk... ugh. self loathing wreck.

Really?
I'm such a happy fun drunk.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

his favorite (an old one)

A burglar breaks into a house, and is immediately greeted by a voice: "Jesus is watching you."

It takes him a startled moment to realize it's just a parrot on a perch, woken up by the breaking glass.

He goes to the silverware drawer "Jesus is watching you," this annoys the the criminal, but he tries to ignore the bird.

He goes through the drawers "jesus is watching you"

He goes to the mantle "Jesus is watching you," and the burglar's had enough.

"I'm an atheist, why should I care. What's your name anyway?"

"My name is Lazarus."

"What kind of nut jobs names a parrot 'lazarus'?"

"Same nut jobs that name their rottweiler 'jesus'."

Ah yes. Always loved this joke.
The other was wonderful too.

 

[Farawyn]

Hungover and sick. Unrelated.

My phone needs to be out mah hands when I'm drinking. That is all.

 

[Farawyn]

Damn! Didn't even get to sleep off my drunk and now I have to go to work.

Welcome!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I'm making Bailey's truffles...

 

[Tallcajun]

I know its only Tuesday, but I have to have a drink. Gin and tonic, since that's all I have in the house.
Feel free to help yourself.

 

[MastersDelight]

I'm making Bailey's truffles...

That sounds delicious

 

[Tallcajun]

I'm getting a refill.
Can I get anyone anything?

 

[Tallcajun]

No takers?

(Caj sits at the end of the bar, listens to Mr. Bojangles)

http://youtu.be/e-LVXR6rjXs

 

[Tallcajun]

Dammit...

Sorry it's do late, stag!
One AMARETTO!

 

[Farawyn]

This. I'm drinking this. And I had sushi. Eel, and spicy tuna.

http://www.wolffer.com/finca-wolffer

 

[Tallcajun]

Izzat the suggested pairing?
It does look good. I will look for it next booze run.

 

[Farawyn]

Izzat the suggested pairing?
It does look good. I will look for it next booze run.

Wolffer is a LI winery, but I guess they paired with a small Argentinian Mom and Pop for some reason. Very dry, drier than the LI offering. Crisp. I love it.

 

[Tallcajun]

I like dry.
I don't like sweet.
I usually drink reds, but I used to drink rose' a good while back.
It would be a nice change.

 

[Farawyn]

I like dry.
I don't like sweet.
I usually drink reds, but I used to drink rose' a good while back.
It would be a nice change.

It is. I love Italian rose, but the LI is quite good. Did you see the mix in the wine I am drinking? Very nice stuff.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

This. I'm drinking this. And I had sushi. Eel, and spicy tuna.

http://www.wolffer.com/finca-wolffer

I had sushi earlier today too!

 

[Farawyn]

I had sushi earlier today too!

Love it. The guy made a fresh roll for me.

 

[Tallcajun]

Love it. The guy made a fresh roll for me.

This belongs on Concilience's "out of context" thead.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Love it. The guy made a fresh roll for me.

Mine too