The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[MastersDelight]

*waves*

* waves * hey

 

[cookiecat]

Do you ladies party hard every night?

Noooo. Two lovely ladies twisted my arm.

But I like that kind of thing.

 

[cascadiabound]

Happy International Women's Day.

Thank you. You rock for knowing that.

Deadpool!

Anyone wanna watch?

Um Deadpool?

*waves*

*Waves back*
How are ya feeling honey?

 

[cookiecat]

Yeah...that was quite the party y'all had last night. I came in on the tail end. .yikes.
But y'all had fun, right?

It was supposed to be a bbq everyone was invited to but somehow the invitations got screwed up.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Thank you. You rock for knowing that.



Um Deadpool?



*Waves back*
How are ya feeling honey?

Great. I hydrated!
How are you?

 

[Farawyn]

I'm out!!
With nurses!

 

[cascadiabound]

Great. I hydrated!
How are you?

I'm awesome.
In the cafe bar with some of my favorite people.
Found a new drink for TC and am snugged under his arm in the booth.
AND Necrosomantic is buying!
Now all the nurses are here so we can start with the medical humor and make all the non medical types uncomfortable ...
Lol

 

[Tallcajun]

(Groan..)

Deepgreen, Necrosemantic where did you guys go?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Happy International Women's Day.

So much hilarity.

"Don't you have an off button?"
"Yes. It's right next to my prostate. Or is that the on button?"

 

[cascadiabound]

(Groan..)

Deepgreen, Necrosemantic where did you guys go?

Necrosomantic got called away
So you've got me more or less to yourself .

How's your rum drink?

 

[cascadiabound]

So much hilarity.

"Don't you have an off button?"
"Yes. It's right next to my prostate. Or is that the on button?"

Maybe you'd like to show me *exactly* where you mean...

 

[Tallcajun]

Necrosomantic got called to a poker game...
So you've got me more or less to yourself .

How's your rum drink?

Terrific!
Don't leave my arm. Let's meander in this crowd.

I'll have to tell you my nurse story one day.

 

[cascadiabound]

Terrific!
Don't leave my arm. Let's meander in this crowd.

I'll have to tell you my nurse story one day.

You got it honey.

 

[Tallcajun]

It was supposed to be a bbq everyone was invited to but somehow the invitations got screwed up.

Let's plan another one. Anybody got a swimming pool?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Let's plan another one. Anybody got a swimming pool?

I have a toddler pool with a slide!!
But I also have quads, and tether ball, and a trampoline, and a fire pit...

 

[Tallcajun]

Ok done.
Your place.

 

[cookiecat]

Necrosomantic got called away
So you've got me more or less to yourself .

How's your rum drink?

Hey! I step away for two minutes!!

 

[Kimikimidoll]

*Rolls like a log over the floor*
I'm a car! Whoooo hoo!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Um Deadpool?

Oh yes. Ryan Reynolds as ... Hmmm. Think Groucho Marx, if he were a ripped mercenary and acquired powers, making him the most spectacularly juvenile, smutty and violent super(kinda-)hero.

(Groan..)

Deepgreen, Necrosemantic where did you guys go?

Greetings from booth 7.

 

[cookiecat]

Let's plan another one. Anybody got a swimming pool?

I was just saying earlier how much fun a pool party world be.

I have a toddler pool with a slide!!
But I also have quads, and tether ball, and a trampoline, and a fire pit...

A trampoline!! I see trouble ahead...

 

[cascadiabound]

I have a toddler pool with a slide!!
But I also have quads, and tether ball, and a trampoline, and a fire pit...

Ok done.
Your place.

Hey! I step away for two minutes!!

I know. We've both been stood up for a kiddie pool.

 

[cookiecat]

*Rolls like a log over the floor*
I'm a car! Whoooo hoo!

Ruh roh.

 

[Tallcajun]

I know. We've both been stood up for a kiddie pool.

And a trampoline....
She...has...a...trampoline!

 

[cascadiabound]

Oh yes. Ryan Reynolds as ... Hmmm. Think Groucho Marx, if he were a ripped mercenary and acquired powers, making him the most spectacularly juvenile, smutty and violent super(kinda-)hero.

Got it...
For a moment I though it was a new kind of bar pool.

Greetings from booth 7.

Can I join you?
I didn't bring my bikini and I'd rather drink than swim.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I was just saying earlier how much fun a pool party world be.



A trampoline!! I see trouble ahead...

It has netting around it. And I won't turn on the water. And I know how to stabilize broken things.

Or were you talking a different trouble?