The Confession Thread

[Pyper]

But wait. I've got more.

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/BornAPagan.GIF


http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/GoodWitch.GIF

 

[Pyper]

i didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition...

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

 

[MinkSoul]

waits

 

[Xander]

Sorry Wizard

but I wizzed in the pool before you.......*bows head in shame*

 

[Silverlily]

Blasphemy!

Did you run over an innocent kitty cat last week?

You do realize god is a cat and she is seriously going to shred anyone who answers yes to that question.

Now, to atone for your sins and win the catgod's favor, everyone MUST pet the kitten, um, er, kitty.

 

[CreamyLady]

I do have a bumper sticker on my refrigerator that says "Born Again . . . and Again . . . and Again." Does that count?

 

[Pyper]

Where's EarthGoddess when you need her?

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/godcopilotate.jpg

 

[Derya]

I farted at work today.
several times.

I do that too..all the time...and act like it's someonelse...oh shame on me. I get the biggest kick out of it too!!!

What else to confess? I can't think too far back, it'd be too stressing. Right now I'm obsessed with replying to posts instead of working on a brochure that I have to meet a deadline on in the near future and uuuhhh? I'm listening to a local DJ that I know through work and I've decided I could have a thing for (or a thing with ) on the radio and contriving ways to get noticed. Any ideas for this poor sinning soul? Other shit I've done? No time to rehash now...maybe I'll get to that later if this thread lasts .
http://megsplace.com/dolls/hatnature.gif

 

[Skibum]

I confess that my Love's post on this thread excited me greatly!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I am nearly guiltless.

I really have to fuck up bad to feel guilty. I rarely fuck up as to where it's really bad or not a natural fuck-up or mistake. So - I am rarely guilty.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Forgive me father, for I have sinned...

I slept with the Devil! And I'm Jewish!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

God she slept with a Methodist!

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[R Nitelight]

I must confess I haven't read any of the posts on this thread.......

 

[Simply Me]

I confess that I'm much to smart to confess my confessions

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I confess to bare in mind.....

To confess to bare in mind.....

 

[Mistress]

I confess that I am masturbating while confessing!

 

[Adoratrice]

I confess that I actually went to and looked at all the Bible based Dildos on the Baby Jesus Butt Plug site that Deb posted a while back......But I swear I didn't buy anything

 

[Pyper]

Oh, Adoratrice, we ALL have done that.

 

[DevilMayCare]

Forgive me father, for I have sinned...

I slept with the Devil! And I'm Jewish!

Now, I don't remember that! I must be getting senile. http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/funny/naughty.gif

 

[Adoratrice]

Oh Thank GOD !!! I was so wracked with guilt.

Oh shit I just took the lords name in vain...do I have to confess that?....

hmmmmmm what to confess...what to confess.....Oh I know...There is this guy who comes in work (the bank..it's relevant) he is probably...20...21..a damn fine piece a man.....anyway he always comes through the drive-thru with his little snotty girlfriend who gives me dirty looks (she started it) so when I am giving him his money I always smile extra sweet and give him a cherry sucker....just one...none for her...and I tell him to enjoy his candy.....he always gets the wickedest grin......It has nothing to do with him really....she just irks me.

Not evil..but it brings me pleasure.