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The Condatis and __OWNED__ public affection thread.

PatchIsMe said:
It shows in your quality handiwork.......:cool:
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Handy. Indeed he is.

and quality handwork as well, from what I understand. *sound of surgical glove snapping*

ZRT said:
Lady, I do like your style.

Were I inclined to grovel, you'd be the first woman I'd crawl to. Honest.
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Well, that's a very nice start, anyway.

And really, groveling doesn't interest me all that much anyway. I'm more into the begging. Any sentence that starts with the phrase, "oh god pleeeeease..." is one I'm inclined to listen to.

WriterDom said:
Girls behaving badly.
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um yeah.


sorry. :cool:

not really sorry enough to stop, necessarily. But I won't dispute the assertion.



Moonlit said:
Wouldn't that depend on whether the room was paid for....and who paid for it? :D
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*ponies up $50 toward a room*
 
She was lesbian for 12 years. Told me her "wife" was leaving the country and their relationship would end. Well, to make a long story short she stayed with her and our relationship ended. We stayed friends for a while until I found another sub. I still help her at pogo when she needs help with a badge but rarely hear from her anymore. You might remember her. She posted on your board about wanting a cock. But this was two years ago.
 
unpredictablebijou said:
Handy. Indeed he is.

and quality handwork as well, from what I understand. *sound of surgical glove snapping*



Well, that's a very nice start, anyway.

And really, groveling doesn't interest me all that much anyway. I'm more into the begging. Any sentence that starts with the phrase, "oh god pleeeeease..." is one I'm inclined to listen to.



um yeah.


sorry. :cool:

not really sorry enough to stop, necessarily. But I won't dispute the assertion.





*ponies up $50 toward a room*
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Godzilla Priestess? I liked your old av.
 
WriterDom said:
She was lesbian for 12 years. Told me her "wife" was leaving the country and their relationship would end. Well, to make a long story short she stayed with her and our relationship ended. We stayed friends for a while until I found another sub. I still help her at pogo when she needs help with a badge but rarely hear from her anymore. You might remember her. She posted on your board about wanting a cock. But this was two years ago.
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Your ex who is an ex-lesbian. Okay. :)

Can't say that I remember her, we get a lot of penis envy threads over in GLBT. :eek:
 
Etoile said:
Your ex who is an ex-lesbian. Okay. :)

Can't say that I remember her, we get a lot of penis envy threads over in GLBT. :eek:
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No, she is full blown lesbian now. I guess. If you like cock does that make you bi?
 
WriterDom said:
No, she is full blown lesbian now. I guess. If you like cock does that make you bi?
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99.5% of people will say yes, that makes you bi.

I am in the 0.5% of people who will say "it depends on what the individual identifies as."

I am more into self-declaration of identity than societal assignation of identity.
 
Maybe more lesbians would like cocks if they weren't attached to a man.
 
WriterDom said:
Maybe more lesbians would like cocks if they weren't attached to a man.
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Sounds like you think most lesbians aren't into penetration. Not so at all. Dildos sell very well to the lesbian market. So it can be said that many lesbians do like cock. They're just not interested in the kind that comes attached to a man.

I like my dicks to be silicone.
 
unpredictablebijou said:
And really, groveling doesn't interest me all that much anyway. I'm more into the begging. Any sentence that starts with the phrase, "oh god pleeeeease..." is one I'm inclined to listen to.
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Well, I do enjoy a bit of groveling as a prelude to the begging, but otherwise I'm right there with you. We ought to share toys sometime.

And the occasional friendly snogging is still on, right?
 
Etoile said:
Sounds like you think most lesbians aren't into penetration. Not so at all. Dildos sell very well to the lesbian market. So it can be said that many lesbians do like cock. They're just not interested in the kind that comes attached to a man.

I like my dicks to be silicone.
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I would think they would love it. After all, I never had a straight woman tell me no to most any kind of sex. Perhaps a few wouldn't consider anal.

I would say that women are a lot more sexual than men. If they are happy in the relationship. Especially as they age.
 
WriterDom said:
Godzilla Priestess? I liked your old av.
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I got bored. It happens a lot.

Of the many, many names I've been called, that's one of my favorites.

WriterDom said:
Maybe more lesbians would like cocks if they weren't attached to a man.
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Well I'd be a lot more about pussy if it weren't so often attached to women, so there ya go.


ZRT said:
Well, I do enjoy a bit of groveling as a prelude to the begging, but otherwise I'm right there with you. We ought to share toys sometime.

And the occasional friendly snogging is still on, right?
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Snogging is pretty much always on the menu, as far as I'm concerned. Long as I'm not hijacking the thread or anything...
 
Condatis said:
Thank You writerdom...because of this unsanctioned, unasked thread, using OUR names in vain, and your 'joke' in the Dear X thread..._O_ was so upset, you have forced _O_ to leave...!!! Now isn't that loving!!!

I want to say more...a lot more...but I will bite my tongue...

Oh, and anyone that wants to use this thread...feel free...We are not here anymore!
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Gee the things that happen when I'm asleep, or Sir has the computer....:rolleyes:

I'm sorry but I think someone needs to grow a backbone. Leaving in a snit because someone says something you don't like, well shit happens. The ignore button is your friend, and you could have started your own thread for yourselves rather than continue to post willy nilly on just about every thread in the cafe (yes I know I'm exaggerating :rolleyes: ).

I'm not sure whether you and _O_ are in a real time relationship or online, but if it's r/t surely you could keep the mushy stuff there rather than put it ALL over the boards :eek:
 
This thread is hilarious. Especially the part where they're taking their balls and going home in a huff.


*you took their name in vain* I imagined a squeaky lil voice at that point.
 
NALA CAYENNE said:
This had me ROFLMAO, bijou- thanks so much for this first thing on a Monday :D
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My pleasure.

I fricking love all the parody threads in here now, too.

So I'm really, sorely tempted to start a

The unpredictablebijou and Pretty Much Anybody Who's Breathing Public Affection Thread.

But I might actually have one already.
 
I'd start one, but it'd be just me and myself and we have enough threads about masturbation.
 
mediocre said:
This thread is hilarious. Especially the part where they're taking their balls and going home in a huff.


*you took their name in vain* I imagined a squeaky lil voice at that point.
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I think its a lil worse than that, mediocre- they took their toys out of the sandbox and now we need new ones to play with:D
 
unpredictablebijou said:
My pleasure.

I fricking love all the parody threads in here now, too.

So I'm really, sorely tempted to start a

The unpredictablebijou and Pretty Much Anybody Who's Breathing Public Affection Thread.

But I might actually have one already.
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Yeah thats there, bijou. I think its next to The Nala and Everyone Who Has Advice on How to Live Someone Else's Life Thread.
 
NALA CAYENNE said:
I think its a lil worse than that, mediocre- they took their toys out of the sandbox and now we need new ones to play with:D
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*raises hand*

*thinks for a minute, grabs Shankara's hand and raises it too.*

NALA CAYENNE said:
Yeah thats there, bijou. I think its next to The Nala and Everyone Who Has Advice on How to Live Someone Else's Life Thread.
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Oooo!

Can you advise me on how to live Mae West's life? Not that I don't like mine; I was hoping to live both simultaneously.

And maybe Clark Gable's life as well?

thanks in advance...
 
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