The Complain thread

[Barb Dwyer]

Originally posted by Ask For More I've got one particular friend who always, and I mean always calls me when i'm in mid copulation with my partner.... How does he manage it!?!

Hidden cameras!
My complaint(s)

- all the packages that say 'tear here' for easy opening. Sure it's easy ~ if you have scissors, a knife, and a razor blade!
- pats of butter that are hard as rocks and break the bread when you try to spread it
- toilet paper that, despite advertising claiming it is soft AND strong, breaks easily when a fingernail pierces it. Hello!
- no warning not to drink anything while reading this thread and all of Chuckus's troubles!

 

[Chuckus]

Hidden cameras!
My complaint(s)

- all the packages that say 'tear here' for easy opening. Sure it's easy ~ if you have scissors, a knife, and a razor blade!
- pats of butter that are hard as rocks and break the bread when you try to spread it
- toilet paper that, despite advertising claiming it is soft AND strong, breaks easily when a fingernail pierces it. Hello!
- no warning not to drink anything while reading this thread and all of Chuckus's troubles!

*Disclaimer* (for Barb Dwyer)
Please don't have any beverages in your mouth while reading this as it may exit your mouth at a high velocity

Sorry Barb, hope you have lots of Bounty~the quicker picker upper!!!!!!!

I just came back from the grocery and have another complaint I would like to lodge............people who place their cart right in the friggin middle of the isle and see you coming yet do not make any effort to move it out of the way.

Yet another one from the grocery, parents who let their children run at will around the store. It is a grocery store and not a playground. I mean I love to let children play but not in a grocery store......

Good day

 

[Desert Amazon]

Thesis

 

[Make_My_Day]

Hey DA.. yeah.. printed, bound.. pff... deep sigh.. now only for the presentation tomorrow and then it will all be over..
well.. I will have to defend it, but that's really no biggie

Thanks for asking sweety!
How are you doing?!

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[nasty]

With ya there

I got a compalaint for you guys............how about people who go into a movie theater and leave their cell phones on or their ringer turned on and on top of that then answer the call and talk!!??!!!???!!!???

How about parents that can't find a babysitter,(or just don't want too,)and take a newborn child to an R or PG-13 movie. You have friends and neighbors, they can't all be busy on the same night. GET A BABYSITTER, DAMN IT!!!! If you can't, go to the movie on another night. On the other hand, I HATE the rating system. It tells us you have to be 17 to go to an R rated film alone. In the previews for R rated movies, it also says "MATURE" AUDIENCE ONLY!!!! You can be 16 and mature, RIGHT!!!!! Hell, I saw my first R rated film when I was 13,(or so,) and I didn't go out and hack people to death. The kid that immitated "Jackass" was a JACKASS!!!!!! What didn't he understand about DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME???????? He must have an I.Q worse than Forrest Gump. They put that warning up on the screen for a reason, RIGHT??? Or is it just for shits and giggles.

 

[Morden]

Why can't I just have him slowly killed. Take about a week or two to draw it out before finally finishing him? Is that so wrong?

 

[Mickie]

As my sainted grandmother says.... And this, too, shall pass.

Hell, it'll pass like a gallstone...

 

[Make_My_Day]

MMD,

I'm so happy you got it done... Must be such a big relief!

As for myself, I am so happy I'm tempting to run around kissing everyone I see! Literally! As one not given to frequent outbursts of PDA, this is a major event! I told you we're laying off 30% and I've been in limbo, well this a.m. I was literally handed a position that I am absolutely thrilled to death with. What I thought was an interview turned into something where they pitched to me and I could say 'yes' or 'no'... That in itself is an incredible feeling!

Now you're done, come to Phoenix and we can both go celebrate! Better yet, I'd much rather go to that Irish pub in The Hague!

Oh, and since this is the complaint thread... I hate it when it's 115 degrees outside! F*cking HOT... Doesn't matter if it's a dry heat, HELL IS HELL!!!!!

Okay, I'm better now!

Congratulations on finishing!

WOO HOO!! Baby!!!
I'm so happy for you!!!
jumping up and down for you..

Really great, it's... GREAT!!
Can't find a better word..

Today I had my presentation and ehm.. well.. it went... well.. actually.. terrific!..
Maybe gotten a bit over-enthousiastic, but it went really, really well!
So YEAH! Get you're ass over here and show me where the guys are that lick beer from my legs!
I might become one extremely clumsy lady then LOL!


Oh and ehm.. complaint right.. ehm.. Let me think on that one..

 

[doctor_insanus]

*ahem*

Ummm... you mentioned something about licking beer from your legs?

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Make_My_Day]

Wow! Cool! You spoke Dutch to me!

Hi sweety! Well, I'm not quite finished yet. Monday I have to defend it in front of my professors and then.. yes! Vacation!
Once again! You are welcome! I will be on holiday, but I'll mail you soon with more details!

Hmm.. complaint for the day: The Days are TOO SHORT!

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[morninggirl5]

I hope you all don't mind, but I have to complain about this.

Why the hell don't they remove the deer from metropolitan Atlanta. There is plenty of undeveloped forest in the north Georgia mountains and Talladega National Forest is less than 90 miles away. The damn idiotic beasts are suicidal. They have to be, why else would not one, not two, but three of them run across a four lane highway during rush hour. The truly amazing thing is none of them were hit.

 

[Always]

i'm depressed cause school let out

it's insane i know but i love it... i haven't been around lately because i was sooo wrapped up in classes but now it's summer i reappear and mope for my dormmates. *sighs*

 

[Make_My_Day]

I hope you all don't mind, but I have to complain about this.

Hell no Babe! That's the whole point of the thread right?! Afraid can't cheer you up though.. I little influence in the USA (LOL)

Hey and Shila.. you'll always have us!

DA.. you have mail sweety!