The cheap X-Mas gifts thread

[shereads]

This year, I'm giving jewelry from Archee McPhee.

http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6127.html

 

[shereads]

These are nice too, though.

 

[sincerely_helene]

http://web.dbtech.net/~suncastl/angel.htm

 

[shereads]

http://web.dbtech.net/~suncastl/angel.htm

Another area that Martha Stewart has neglected.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Another area that Martha Stewart has neglected.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[shereads]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Not me; I'm wearing my Apathy bracelet.

 

[Guest]

OK. This one is incredible.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/crazycat.jpg


You can almost smell the cat urine.

 

[Blackie Malone]

OK. This one is incredible.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/crazycat.jpg


You can almost smell the cat urine.

I see my future in the form of an action figure.

 

[NoJo]

http://web.dbtech.net/~suncastl/angel.htm

Do you think that would be appropriate for my son's g/f? She's fifteen, and they've been going steady for a few months. I wanted her to feel part of the family.

 

[Guest]

Do you think that would be appropriate for my son's g/f? She's fifteen, and they've been going steady for a few months. I wanted her to feel part of the family.

Just as long as you include the happy little verse.

I'm your little visiting angel, pretty as a swan.
I'll decorate your tree or wreath from dusk until the dawn.
I know that every month you'll think of me and put a smile on!
I'll even be hanging around when you crave a box of bon bons.
Now I guess you've figured out, and no, you're not wrong...
Someone found out another use for a playtex tampon!

 

[NoJo]

These are nice too, though.

Those are just the cutest. Do they also have anything a little less treif?

 

[logophile]

Never mind.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Do you think that would be appropriate for my son's g/f? She's fifteen, and they've been going steady for a few months. I wanted her to feel part of the family.

Yes, only don't buy second hand.

 

[NoJo]

Yes, only don't buy second hand.

No, I can pick those out of the disposal cans for free

 

[sincerely_helene]

No, I can pick those out of the disposal cans for free

I'm actually relieved you said "disposal can."

 

[NoJo]

I'm actually relieved you said "disposal can."

Well, other people might be reading this.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

You could always give a thoughtful gift:

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/facebutt-1.jpg

Can't go wrong with this towel.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

On the other hand, it is a religious holiday:

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/nunzilla-lg.jpg

or:

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/teresa-1.jpg

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Or for any Jewish AHers:

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/menorah-1.jpg

 

[Guest]

On the other hand, it is a religious holiday:

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/nunzilla-lg.jpg

or:

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/teresa-1.jpg

Do they have Pope on a Rope?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Do they have Pope on a Rope?

No.

Sadly it's no longer made.... something about the factory being struck by lightning, leveled by an earthquake then burried by a landslide.

 

[Guest]

No.

Sadly it's no longer made.... something about the factory being struck by lightning, leveled by an earthquake then burried by a landslide.

Oh. That's a shame.

Well, how about the contest to find the Pope in the Pizza?

 

[zeb1094]

I like these from McPhee better.

 

[Guest]

I like these from McPhee better.

Gonna work your way through all 7 Deadly Sins, zeb?

 

[zeb1094]

Gonna work your way through all 7 Deadly Sins, zeb?

More then half way there, aren't I a pig. oink, oink. Now if I do one seven times does that count as doing all seven?