KyleW
King Taint Kicker
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2003
- Posts
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Letters, words, a few fragmented sentences. Carnage.
That's all that was left in the wake of the speeding pink Civic. We saw her coming. She had thrown a stop sign at a small child while holding someone's penis. Possibly a midget's. I blame myself for what happened next. I'm only the letter T, and though Kyle imbued us all with a bit of his awesome, I just wasn't able to act fast enough.
That tricked out civic was flying! I screamed "CHICK STREET RACER INCOMING" but it caught us by surprise, it being pink and all. And the driver, oh the driver. She was cackling with delight, madness, red hair, no one likes a ginger. So many of the letters panicked. I pushed an E out of the way, and barely made it to the curb just to turn and watch as the ginger ran over so many of my friends, and 3 turtles.
The turtles were actually in an aquarium in a nearby house. So it was really something to watch the crazy ginger run into the house, while still holding someone midget's penis, and come careening back outside holding 3 turtles, a picture of the pope and a Seahawks hat. It takes all kinds. The next thing I knew, A's brother and I watched as she threw the turtles in the street, jumped back in her street racing civic and drove over them, 17 times. 17 times!
I'm going to find her and get my revenge. But not the stupid revenge where I move into a mansion, try to marry her brother and don't actually accomplish much because we need multiple seasons to make money.
I'm coming for you, stupid ginger. It was probably a mistake getting back out of your car to shit on the picture of the pope. I got your license plate. CHNOPS! Whatever nonsense that means. Crazy Haired Nerd On Psychedelic Shrooms.
That's all that was left in the wake of the speeding pink Civic. We saw her coming. She had thrown a stop sign at a small child while holding someone's penis. Possibly a midget's. I blame myself for what happened next. I'm only the letter T, and though Kyle imbued us all with a bit of his awesome, I just wasn't able to act fast enough.
That tricked out civic was flying! I screamed "CHICK STREET RACER INCOMING" but it caught us by surprise, it being pink and all. And the driver, oh the driver. She was cackling with delight, madness, red hair, no one likes a ginger. So many of the letters panicked. I pushed an E out of the way, and barely made it to the curb just to turn and watch as the ginger ran over so many of my friends, and 3 turtles.
The turtles were actually in an aquarium in a nearby house. So it was really something to watch the crazy ginger run into the house, while still holding someone midget's penis, and come careening back outside holding 3 turtles, a picture of the pope and a Seahawks hat. It takes all kinds. The next thing I knew, A's brother and I watched as she threw the turtles in the street, jumped back in her street racing civic and drove over them, 17 times. 17 times!
I'm going to find her and get my revenge. But not the stupid revenge where I move into a mansion, try to marry her brother and don't actually accomplish much because we need multiple seasons to make money.
I'm coming for you, stupid ginger. It was probably a mistake getting back out of your car to shit on the picture of the pope. I got your license plate. CHNOPS! Whatever nonsense that means. Crazy Haired Nerd On Psychedelic Shrooms.
