The carl East Scale

[michaelmt1]

It is time for lit to adopt a new standard.

Frm hence forth all cocks/penis are to be graded on the Carl East scale.

Carl East is par at a score of 8.

We have to set it as an 8 incase some thing better come along.

hence forth when asked to comment on the male genitalia you are to respond.

Well i think that is a 4 on the CE scale.



Mike

 

[KillerMuffin]

What would, say, yayati rate?

 

[cybergirly]

What would, say, yayati rate?

He would be on a different scale. I would say about a 4 on the SP scale.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

I think that's a very good rating scale. Carl should be so proud.

However, I think you should at least rate Carl a 9....

dixi

 

[koalabear]

You mean you need a ladder to scale it!

 

[Ezarc]

What would, say, yayati rate?

Forget the Carl East scale. He would rate a 1 on the chipmunk scale.

 

[michaelmt1]

KB

I think you would need a rapelling harnes as well.

Dixi

Ok CE is a 9 on the CE scale.


Mike

 

[cybergirly]

Ok I still like the SP scale.

Come on, someone has to get it.

 

[Carl East]

Hi guys/gals so I'm to be a measuring scale now am I, well I can think of worse things to become. lol

Hi Dixi, get ya kit off.

Carl

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Ok baby.....I'm so there....

dixi

 

[michaelmt1]

Ok I still like the SP scale.

Come on, someone has to get it.

Silly Prick ?



Mike

 

[cybergirly]

Silly Prick ?



Mike

So close.

Damnit, I'm slipping tonight.

I was going for the spicy pickle.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

or small prick??

dixi

 

[Cheyenne]

But to be accurate, doesn't Carl need to be a "10?"

 

[Dougy]

Forget the Carl East scale. He would rate a 1 on the chipmunk scale.

I am rejecting the chipmunk scale, as it is not very accurate. I mean, Alvin and Theodore weren't much, but Simon...

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

Sleeping well lavy?

 

[lilminx]

Lastnight I had a 9- no joke. It had Carl East's length, with more girth. I have to say I was scared at first, but he was very gentle.

 

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

lavender:
"I can't sleep. Too many naps today to rid myself of the headache."

Riiiight.
Lit addict.

 

[lilminx]

You got laid? Woohoo!

I told you not to wait up for me, Lavy. Pornstar material....mmmm...