The Cactus meets its Gorean Gardener

[Stella_Omega]

I larfed and larfed!
http://www.rdrop.com/~/wyvern/data/houseplants.html

 

[midwestyankee]

Indeed, it's a high honor to be put in a hanging basket on the porch. And to be watered well.

I, who am not plant.

 

[callinectes2]

LOL, too funny! Thanks for sharing.

 

[graceanne]

SO glad that I wasn't drinking anything. SO SO SO glad.

 

[Keroin]

I've never read any of the Gor books...and now I most definitely won't read them! Egads.

 

[graceanne]

I've never read any of the Gor books...and now I most definitely won't read them! Egads.

I tried to. I found them to be really dry, boring, and pretentious. *shrugs*

 

[sb2009]

oh dear. Very very funny!

 

[snowy ciara]

Much to the dismay of Chat Room Goreans, I've read many of them. There's nothing funnier than a mere submissive whose submission is Twue or Deep enough to make her a slave girl who knows more about your "culture" than you do. And is willing to call you on it.

I enjoy them, but mostly in the bad B movie fan sort of way. I love their cheeziness, they're "psychology", the way they epitomize so many of the BAD science fiction cliches.

 

[BiBunny]

The Gorean houseplant thing never fails to crack me the hell up.

 

[rida]

I larfed and larfed!
http://www.rdrop.com/~/wyvern/data/houseplants.html

Now I'm thirsty ... LOL

 

[Stella_Omega]

Now I'm thirsty ... LOL

You will be watered.

 

[Etoile]

Oh my!

 

[Primalex]

I don't get it.

Remove the Gorean reference and it would be a parody of 75% of the BDSM stories here on Lit.

 

[where]

I don't get it.

Remove the Gorean reference and it would be a parody of 75% of the BDSM stories here on Lit.

is non-consensual plant watering a category on lit?

I thought it was very funny. are there any parodies of the kushtiel's (sp?) dart stories around?

 

[Stella_Omega]

As many as 75%? That's a hella lot of Goreans!

 

[Primalex]

As many as 75%? That's a hella lot of Goreans!

This doesn't have to make sense, right?

 

[where]

As many as 75%? That's a hella lot of Goreans!

it's a Gorean invasion! Run!

 

[Homburg]

Indeed, it's a high honor to be put in a hanging basket on the porch. And to be watered well.

I, who am not plant.

I, too, who am not a plant.

 

[Earthgoddess]

Thanks

I needed that laughter after dealing with a Pure Gorean Master on alt...he made me laugh and laugh, and then this story made me, who is not plant, laugh even more. I just do not get the whole Gor thing, and I have read some of the books as well, ok I get it in a Star Trek "planet of the slave girls" kind of way, maybe.

 

[Miki647]

TOO funny. Thanks, I needed that!

 

[DVS]

I tried to. I found them to be really dry, boring, and pretentious. *shrugs*

No Gorean cookies?

 

[Stella_Omega]

No Gorean cookies?

The Gorean cookbook...

Wonder if one exists?

What would it have in it?

 

[Keroin]

The Gorean cookbook...

Wonder if one exists?

What would it have in it?

GORP...of course.








(For non-Canucks, GORP is "Good Old Raisins and Peanuts", or "trail mix".)

 

[rida]

You will be watered.

Would it be out of line to ask for some vodka-tonic instead?

I, who am not plant.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Would it be out of line to ask for some vodka-tonic instead?

I, who am not plant.

You are plant. You will be watered. You will accept your state as plant and you will accept your gardener for he is your gardener.

And I will join you in that drink.