The "C" Word

[KRCummings]

I thought Posh was a Spice Girl.

 

[planetqueen]

Posh cunt.

It is a delicacy you know.

 

[planetqueen]

I thought Posh was a Spice Girl.

The dykey one

 

[KRCummings]

The dykey one

I don't know them at all. Just heard the names before.

 

[planetqueen]

I don't know them at all. Just heard the names before.

I got it wrong - sporty is the dykey one. Posh is the.. well is the only one who isn't a bit of a chav.

 

[mark197205]

It is a delicacy you know.

And a very tasty one, at that..

 

[Mischka]

Laurel, what about slit?

I like cunt because it's crisp, and I don't have any derogatory associations with it. Twat is intellectually vacuous. Pussy is the tapioca pudding of vaginal terms. I'm not poetic enough to be able to pull off punani.

 

[planetqueen]

And a very tasty one, at that..

I often have a taste - I just can't help myself.

 

[planetqueen]

Laurel, what about slit?

I like cunt because it's crisp, and I don't have any derogatory associations with it. Twat is intellectually vacuous. Pussy is the tapioca pudding of vaginal terms. I'm not poetic enough to be able to pull off punani.

Ha "slit" - imagine that in any romantic discourse. Lovely.

 

[Mischka]

Ha "slit" - imagine that in any romantic discourse. Lovely.

Romantic discourse requires flowery imagery. "Her pink rose opened before him, her sweet nectar clinging to the petals." [*1] I was imagining slit as a possibility in a more coarse exchange. But then, I'm fine with cunt in that situation.



[*1] You'll note I'm not a Lit author.

 

[planetqueen]

Romantic discourse requires flowery imagery. "Her pink rose opened before him, her sweet nectar clinging to the petals." [*1] I was imagining slit as a possibility in a more coarse exchange. But then, I'm fine with cunt in that situation.



[*1] You'll note I'm not a Lit author.

probably best not give up the day job (although I was strangely aroused )

 

[Fata Morgana]

Romantic discourse requires flowery imagery. "Her pink rose opened before him, her sweet nectar clinging to the petals." [*1] I was imagining slit as a possibility in a more coarse exchange. But then, I'm fine with cunt in that situation.



[*1] You'll note I'm not a Lit author.

Fucking tulip.

 

[kbate]

Just don't you cunts go off spewing pollen my way. And keep your damned rhizomes to yourselves, wankers.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I am not sure that the word cunt is that ok to use in the UK.

I think most people are cunts - but I mean that in a nice way. Still get shocked looks when I use it though. Maybe it is because I sound a bit posh.

As for pussy... I am with Fata on this. Just gross. If someone called my cunt a pussy I wouldn't let them near it. A massive turn off.

That's cos you're classy. You say it with panache with your accent, cunt rhymes with pant whereas with my Midlands twang it sounds more aggressive, like a bullet being fired out of my mouth cunt rhymes with punt.

 

[planetqueen]

That's cos you're classy. You say it with panache with your accent, cunt rhymes with pant whereas with my Midlands twang it sounds more aggressive, like a bullet being fired out of my mouth cunt rhymes with punt.

I miss your midlands twang.

 

[slimsexi]

There's something immensely erotic about a woman being comfortable with using this word. For me it's like a transcendence of societal strictures - a sign of a powerful, free thinking woman....so yes I'd love for a woman to refer to her own 'cunt'. I don't think I would readily refer to a woman's vagina as a cunt unless I knew she was open enough to enjoy it.

As an aside - I generally only get to use the word when referring to less than honorable folk who truly deserve verbal degradation.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I miss your midlands twang.

Later on in the year we ought to meet up again. We had some fabulous times, apart from when I vomited all over your house.

 

[girlsmiley]

Quim.

Honestly.

Quivering quim. Don't mind me. I'll just be over here with my quintessential quim.

 

[planetqueen]

Later on in the year we ought to meet up again. We had some fabulous times, apart from when I vomited all over your house.

we must - we must!! I love your company, even the vomiting n (the bit about the vomiting is a lie)

 

[Fata Morgana]

we must - we must!! I love your company, even the vomiting n (the bit about the vomiting is a lie)

We shall! We shall!

Yeah that was fucking overkill on my part. I was so excited though. At least I didn't run round and round your sofa pissing myself as I went.

 

[planetqueen]

We shall! We shall!

Yeah that was fucking overkill on my part. I was so excited though. At least I didn't run round and round your sofa pissing myself as I went.

Well you say that... you have a very short memory

 

[Fata Morgana]

Well you say that... you have a very short memory

Christ. Let's out Fata day.

Okay, I masturbate at least 10 times a day and I piss myself when I get over excited.

Go on laugh and point.

Cunts.

 

[kbate]

Christ. Let's out Fata day.

Okay, I masturbate at least 10 times a day and I piss myself when I get over excited.

Go on laugh and point.

Cunts.

You forgot to add that you puke on floors.

wily bitch.

 

[planetqueen]

Christ. Let's out Fata day.

Okay, I masturbate at least 10 times a day and I piss myself when I get over excited.

Go on laugh and point.

Cunts.

no laughing and pointing here (well ok, maybe a bit)

Those are prerequisites for any friendships.

 

[Mischka]

Quim.

Honestly.

Quivering quim. Don't mind me. I'll just be over here with my quintessential quim.

I'll join you in the Quim Corner. Seems the rest of the place is covered in unsavory spewings.