The bumper stickers are already here in anticipation of a Trump America.

[LadyofErotica]

I've already seen a car with two bumper stickers. Not that it's unusual for a car to have two bumper stickers but I forget that I'm not longer in Boston, Massachusetts but in Hershey, Pennsylvania, God help me.

One bumper sticker read:

"Proud Member of the NRA."

The other bumper sticker was much more disturbing then the proliferation of deadly, murderous handguns encouraged by the NRA. It read:

"Donald Trump grabbed my daughter's Pussy. I'm so proud."

So, my question is this.

Is it okay for anyone to walk up and grab Melania's or Ivanka Trump's pussies?

As our way of saying hello, can we all now innocently grab the pussies of our daughter's, sister's mother's grandmother's, aunt's, cousins, sisters-in-law, mothers-in-law, friends, co-workers, or woman we see in the street?

Is that now acceptable behavior for men?

"Hey! What are you doing grabbing my wife's and my daughter's pussies," said Donald Trump.

"I didn't mean anything by that. I was just saying hello," said the man being carted off by the Secret Service. "Hey! That's a double standard, President Trump. Why is okay for Putin to grab Melania and Ivanka's pussies and not me?"

 

[talldarkfellow]

Leaving aside the silly attack on the Second Amendment, I'm pretty sure Trump's dumb statement about groping women will have no more effect on law enforcement than Bill Clinton's plea deal over sexually harassing Paula Jones or Ted Kennedy's jokes about team sexual battery he and another Democrat supposedly did to a waitress.

 

[wdbtchr]

I know I'm a pervert but I can't wait for the "trump pussy grab" to go into effect. Does it start immediately, jan 1, or when when orange man is inaugurated? It will be "finger lickin' good".

 

[LadyofErotica]

I don't go out much. I'm always home earning money by writing stories for fans.

My girlfriends convinced me to have a drink at a sports' bar. They told me there'd be lots of men and there were. Only, in the way that men used to grab and grope my ass as I walked by them, three men stopped me in my tracks, reached under my short skirt, and grabbed my pussy through my panties.

"Hey! What the fuck?"

I haven't been out of commission that long but is grabbing a woman's pussy the new handshake or fist pump? Moreover, if a man grabs my pussy, does that give me the right to grab his cock?

Nah, that won't work. If I grabbed his cock, he'd think I was interested. I know, what if I just kneed him in the balls. Nah, that won't work. Some guys like that kind of rough play.

Now that it's seemingly okay for men to grab women's pussies, I wonder if when they see their female relatives if they grab their mother's, their sister's, their aunts, their cousin's, their grandmother's, the sister-in-law's, and/or their mother-in-law's pussies too. What about female co-workers? Is it acceptable to grab their pussies too?

"Good morning, Mom," said John grabbing his mother's pussy through her housecoat.

"Good morning, Sis," said John grabbing his sister's pussy through her nightgown.

"Nice to see you again, Auntie," said John grabbing his aunt's pussy through her pants.

"Hey, cousin," said John grabbing his cousin Sarah's pussy through her jeans.

"Hi grandma," said John grabbing his grandmother's pussy through her housecoat.

"How are you, Julie," said John grabbing his sister-in-law's pussy through her jeans.

"Hi, Mom," said John grabbing his mother-in-law's pussy through her dress.

"Good morning, Christine," said John grabbing the receptionist's pussy at work.

"How are you today, Carol," said John grabbing his female boss' pussy at work.

"Go wash your hands. Your hands smell like fish," said his boss. "And don't bother returning. You're fired."

I'm so confused. I don't understand. I don't know what to do. Can anyone help me?

What should I do when a man grabs my pussy? Is it acceptable behavior for me to hit him in the back of his head with a baseball bat or would I offend him?

 

[LadyofErotica]

I learned many new words today. Words that I haven't used since I was in the 4th grade.

Now ready for success and more prepared for my future, these were words that I thought I already knew but thought that they weren't descriptive enough to use in my writing. I was wrong. Now, these words are the perfect word choices for any question asked and any situation that I find myself in during my day.

In addition to what I thought was an already large vocabulary, I've added Amazing, Cheat, Crook, Dirty, Fat, Fixed, Incredible, Liar, Loser, Moron, Nasty, Pussy, Really Big, Slob, Fat, Terrific, Tremendous, Total Loser, Ugly, Unbelievable, Very, Very, Very, Whatever, and Zero.

If only I had used these 27 words more often before, perhaps, I wouldn't have had the need to earn my bachelor's degree in English. What a waste of time and money when all the words that I'd ever need in the course of my day are listed above?

"You look amazing today, unlike that other dirty, fat slob of a loser standing next to you."

"If you're going to be a crook and liar and cheat like me and not pay taxes, don't get caught."

"Hey Moron! That's not how you pickup a girl. Grab her pussy. That's right. Lift up her skirt and grab her pussy through her panties while moving your finger around. Trust me. If you do that, much like a dog, she'll follow you anywhere."

"That's just terrific. Wait until you see my surprise. It's tremendous."

I was very, very, very exited over what I found. It was unbelievable."

Ah, I'm so glad that I know now what I should have known then.

"Whatever? Who cares. You're so ugly. You're a loser and a total zero."

"But I'm your wife."