The bring Sparky out of his shell thread.

[FlamingoBlue]

One of the wonderful things I love about our little town is that we support our fellow townsfolk. Well, one perdson has been sorely neglected; my pal Sparky.

What can we do to bring him out of his shell?? Poor shy unopinionated Sparky.

I say that we should hold an intervention to help him be more outspoken. Just look at his recent threads about nuns and priests. Why was he so restrained? What is he afraid of??

Help restore the old spark for Sparky before his flame burns out. Any suggestions will be appreciated. Please help!!!

blue

 

[Tabby432]

Blue I'm sure it's just temporary. I think he's suffering from post portapottie distress syndrome.

 

[morninggirl5]

LMAO For Sparky to get any further "out of his shell" the shell would have to be non-existant...... Oh wait, maybe that's the problem, we need to find him a shell.



Looking for a portapottie shell to be Sparky's new home

 

[*bratcat*]

careful, blue...

 

[bluntforcemama]

How about stuffing him further into his shell until he pops out like a jack-in-the-box.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ah ha! Dead babies!!!!

Now there's an idea.

Remember those dead baby jokes of yor? How many dead babies can you unload from a truck with a pitchfork - or some such thing. I can't remember any of them.

As for "those recent threads."

I am bored with this here board - there's nothing going on that - speaks. It's the same old shit.

Even I can't think of a fucking thing to say.

I mean - it's all one big experiment - right?

I throw a lure out there and see which one of you fish respond. I dangle the carrot - and see if you move.

You see - what I see - is a whole bunch of non-movement, non-thought, non-living - on this here board.

Boring!!!!

Wake up and smell the fag Priests. Wake up and sniff some Nuns ass.

Ahhhhhh! There's nothing like the smell of a Nun's bunghole in the morning.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Just a thought, Sparky. The 2 of us....

could collaborate on a thread to shake up the BB, or better, we could write an all time humanitarian thread that would really fuck up their minds.
What do you say??

Well, old blue is off to see his shrink. Ciao for now, folks.

blue

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm all for it Bluebird.....

Tell the shrink I said hey - and to quit chargin' you so much - quack ass head doctor.

Bet he doesn't say a damn thing except - "Hey Blue how are you feeling today? And - time's up, see you next week."

 

[TN_Vixen]

boring? sparky!

You missed my thread about how my ass shakes.

hehe

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Vix?

Yer ass don't shake unless you want it to.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I like asses that shake like pudding... especially the tapioca kind.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I like almost all womens buts.....

specially if'n I can sniff'um.

Myst? I'd take a huge wiff of yours and then kiss it very tenderly. Maybe even give it a tongue bath.