The boys are out tonight.

[Black_Bird]

They are enjoying their drink and their women and looking for a fight.

Why am I not there? Because their drink and their women aren't enjoying them, and fighting is the last place I'd want to be.

Why are you here tonight?

 

[Kitte]

Because....no one else would have me.

 

[Black_Bird]

Because....no one else would have me.

I find that very hard to believe.

I would have you, but my swedish penis pump can only stretch me so far.

 

[tswyk]

I'm here because I'm too fucking tired to get in the bed. Tired, but not sleepy. Exhausted, stressed, worn out. I need to blow off some steam, but don't have the energy.

But, I'm positive tomorrow will be a better day!

 

[Black_Bird]

Do you want to work off that energy?

 

[tswyk]

Very funny, BB.

Lets see...What would we get if we crossed Never-never Land with the Home of Syphilis, Heroin, and Dead Poets????????

 

[Black_Bird]

Very funny, BB.

Lets see...What would we get if we crossed Never-never Land with the Home of Syphilis, Heroin, and Dead Poets???

A no?

It was just a suggestion.

 

[tswyk]

How 'bout this: we meet at some point in-between.


Say...Disney World????


Feel like a ride tonight, honey?

 

[Black_Bird]

Disney World???

That's what you get when you cross Baltimore with Never Never Land?

Does Mickey pop X?

 

[tswyk]

I wouldn't know...should we find out???

 

[Black_Bird]

Only if I get Minney.

 

[superlittlegirl]

I'm in the lab building sex toys. Lit runs in the background to keep me focused.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Why are you here tonight?

Didn't think to get a sitter.

It's ok though.

 

[Silverluna]

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MOUSE!!!!!!

 

[Black_Bird]

Donald Duck.

 

[Marxist]

When you said "the boys" I thought you meant your scrotum sac or something had escaped your panties.


I'm here because I'm avoiding my harem and my gf and Michelle.

 

[Silverluna]

i actually had a crush on goofy when i was 3.....*giggle*

 

[riff]

Because I have an affection for this place and the honest and open communication that takes place on the board.

It's just where I want to be at the moment. Won't be long though.

 

[Black_Bird]

Riff had a crush on Goofy too. Still does, if I'm not mistaken.

 

[Silverluna]

no comment

 

[Silverlily]

Mindless habit.

After the day I've had, mindless is a refreshing change. From my end, anyway.

 

[riff]

Riff had a crush on Goofy too. Still does, if I'm not mistaken.

Goofy? What are you talking about?

 

[JazzManJim]

No better place to be right now.

 

[glamorilla]

I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK!!!