The Borg Queen

[KillerMuffin]

It hasn't been that long since the Honourable Lancecastor had me elected as the Board Borg Queen. I have tried my absolute best to bring honour to the post. However, I don't think I've been doing a good job as her Royalshipness. I mean honestly, I haven't managed to get anyone Assimilated into the Collective in so long I'm starting to look like Bill Clinton's marital sex life.

So, I'm afraid that for the good of the Collective, I must resign the post. I've made a muck of it and that's a fact.

Free-Elections for the new Board Borg Queen will commence immediately. Please post your nominations.




No, my resignation doesn't have anything to do with rumours of and impending impeachment.

 

[KillerMuffin]

By the by, I am in the throes of a horrible bad sense of humour day. I must apologise in advance as I'm sure to tread on toes!

 

[islandman]

Bet that bald look will be hard to give up, KM.

 

[alexandraaah]

I'll wait for someone else to ask what the hell it means.

I've already asked a horribly embarassing question in a pm to you.

 

[Problem Child]

bing!


(I figured I'd just get it out of the way. Carry on.)

 

[alexandraaah]

Fuck off, PC.

It just feels right saying that for no reason.

 

[RawHumor]

No, my resignation doesn't have anything to do with rumours of and impending impeachment.

You misspelled rumors, unless you're some kind of Nazi, or Euro-Canadian or something.

 

[Problem Child]

Fuck off, PC.

It just feels right saying that for no reason.

Tongue my chocolate starfish, you flop.

Yeah, you're right. Aahh.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Re: The Borg Queen

You misspelled rumors, unless you're some kind of Nazi, or Euro-Canadian or something.

Fuck off, PC.



You're right, Draaah, that does feel right.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: The Borg Queen

Fuck off, PC.



You're right, Draaah, that does feel right.

You drive a chevy.


Ha! Victory.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Re: The Borg Queen

Fuck off, PC.

You're right, Draaah, that does feel right.

And you quoted me to say this, why?

 

[KillerMuffin]

You bastard!

I do not! Why I oughta!!!!!!!!

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: Re: The Borg Queen

And you quoted me to say this, why?

I was wondering that too.

 

[alexandraaah]

Tongue my chocolate starfish, you flop.

Yeah, you're right. Aahh.

That sucked.

 

[Problem Child]

That sucked.

Ha! Victory.

 

[alexandraaah]

I was wondering that too.

Because it's a beautiful thing to tell PC to fuck off for no good reason.

Now what the fuck is a Borg Queen, since everyone else either doesn't care, knows what it means, or doesn't want to ask.

Fuckers.

 

[alexandraaah]

Ha! Victory.

Not worthy of a rating.

Lame.

 

[RawHumor]

Now what the fuck is a Borg Queen, since everyone else either doesn't care, knows what it means, or doesn't want to ask.

I suspect that Lance accused her of trying to bring everyone in to her "clique", similar to the Borg trying to bring everyone in to their collective on Star Trek.

Or something like that.

Oh, and fuck off PC.

Nope - it didn't do a thing for me.

I take it back, PC. Feel free to not fuck off.

 

[alexandraaah]

I suspect that Lance accused her of trying to bring everyone in to her "clique", similar to the Borg trying to bring everyone in to their collective on Star Trek.

Or something like that.

I'll defer to my geeky boyfriend for what the hell that means.

Killermuffin has a clique?

Now that's the goddamn funniest thing I've ever heard.

Almost.

Fuck off, PC.

 

[KillerMuffin]

http://www.startreklives.de/crew/bor_queen.htm


The Borg Queen.

Ain't she a hottie?




Fuck off, PC.

 

[RawHumor]

I'll defer to my geeky boyfriend for what the hell that means.

Killermuffin has a clique?

Okay - the Borq is this alien race all connected telepathically by one voice - the collective. They are an almost unbeatable race because they all think the same thoughts, and thus work in unison, like an ant colony. When they come into contact with a new race, they attempt to absorb it with their technology, so the new race becomes part of the Borg. The Borg then gets the new race's abilities.

KM's clique consists of you, Lavy, Sunstruck, DCL, PC, and probably a few others. I wasn't cool enough to make the vote last time. I'm still a pledge.

 

[alexandraaah]

http://www.startreklives.de/crew/bor_queen.htm


The Borg Queen.

Ain't she a hottie?

Fuck off, PC.

Wow, it's like Ayn Rand meets Heaven's Gate or something.

I said or something!

 

[Guest]

MsMuffett

That's given

 

[HeavyStick]

;-)

av sized for you or your successor KM

 

[alexandraaah]

KM's clique consists of you, Lavy, Sunstruck, DCL, PC, and probably a few others. I wasn't cool enough to make the vote last time. I'm still a pledge.

Are you serious?

Can one be in a clique and not even know it?

I'm out of my own fucking loop.

What a drag.