The board seems to be confused.

Never

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Let me clarify something.

Oldies:
Laurel
Manu
DCL
Cheyenne
Bob something or another
Simply Southern
Oliver Clozof
Never
Renegade
Ravenloft
Gingersnap and her Scottish Bigfoot
A Few Others I'm Forgetting.

Newbies:
Everyone else. :p
 
modest mouse said:
...and Renegade is in his own class.

No shit?! He can get it there? I never could reach...

Does this mean he doesn't need me anymore?

Oh! You said CLASS!!! Um... Never mind.
 
Ravenloft said:
*Gasp* She spoke my name! I can die a happy man now...

*Sigh*

I've said your name before..

No, now that I think about it, I haven't. It's such a cool name too.
 
If I was to follow ModestMouse around the board all night, and then got on Yahoo and tried to flirt with him, and then got all personal and told him about how I am from New England too, and how I love Vermont so much that I actually have an "I lovermont" bumpersticker on my car, that he eat my pussy if I were to come up for a visit?
 
I can't say that I have never said your name... I mean, how could you not say never? Its like that word, it... It bugged the hell out of the knights who say ni you know.

Well, anyway, never comes up in everyday conversations... You don't usually hear Ravenloft when you just hang out, unless you hang out with a bunch of fucking geeks like me, then its about as comon as the word, never...
 
Ravenloft said:
It bugged the hell out of the knights who say ni you know.



I thought is was the 'knights who say gnee'?


Who's gone and fucked with the plot now?
 
Oh, I get it. You [deleted]ing geeks are always picking on us non-[deleted]ing geeks. It's not my fault I can't get laid!

It's you're fault damn it, you!

I blame you so much, I declare war on you. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
 
modest mouse said:
Oldies doesnt sound flattering.

...and Renegade is in his own class.



No...Ren has no class. I blame Ravenloft (he's a bad influence).


:D
 
Nobody leaves the thread.

Somebody's deleted Never's expletives, and we are going to get to the bottom of this. My money's on some jaded oldie...
 
Starfish said:
If I was to follow ModestMouse around the board all night, and then got on Yahoo and tried to flirt with him, and then got all personal and told him about how I am from New England too, and how I love Vermont so much that I actually have an "I lovermont" bumpersticker on my car, that he eat my pussy if I were to come up for a visit?

Where the hell did this come from?

BTW...

Yes!
 
Re: Nobody leaves the thread.

LukkyKnight said:
Somebody's deleted Never's expletives, and we are going to get to the bottom of this. My money's on some jaded oldie...

Laurel did it. It's her idea of a joke.
 
Starfish said:



I thought is was the 'knights who say gnee'?


Who's gone and fucked with the plot now?

Its Ni, trust me, I watched the subtitled verion, read the script and have it on eight track. I should know.
 
Never said:
Let me clarify something.

Oldies:
Laurel
Manu
DCL
Cheyenne
Bob something or another
Simply Southern
Oliver Clozof
Never
Renegade
Ravenloft
Gingersnap and her Scottish Bigfoot
A Few Others I'm Forgetting.

Newbies:
Everyone else. :p


If this is an addendum to your "to do list- (sub category licking),
I must confess that I'm impressed by any woman who can lick herself.
:D If this is to seperate the newbies from the veterans, it was really helpful up the point of drawing the distinction between "a few others I forgot to mention" & "everyone else":p
 
Never said:
Oh, I get it. You [deleted]ing geeks are always picking on us non-[deleted]ing geeks. It's not my fault I can't get laid!

It's you're fault damn it, you!

I blame you so much, I declare war on you. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

You think us geeks get laid?! What books you been reading luv? And can I read them too?

It may be my fault, but I didn't start the fire... It was always burning since the worlds been turning... Yeah, thats it!

You declare war upon me?! Well I declare war right back, you racking fracking rabbit! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
 
ModestMouse,
It came from the depths of the swollen clit I have for Kathleen Hanna. Her Julie Ruin persona has me in gyrating ecstasy when I see her all done up, like you've got in your av.

I want to 'A GO-GO' my cunt all over her fingers.


I'll take your tongue and cock, cause I want them, and because, hell, I am not lesbian enough for her. :( Never too.
 
Isn't smelt a fish?


And if i'm a newbie, i want my virginity back.
It was sort of an embarassing drag to lose it the first time.
Felt good the second time, here amongst y'all.
And now i want to go for a third round of cherry popping since Neverever says that i'm a newbie again.
THIS time i'm gonna have fun losing it.

Cough it up, girl.
 
Kitten Eyes said:
No...Ren has no class. I blame Ravenloft (he's a bad influence).
:D

HE kept coming to ME, I didn't force him... I was just a good sugar daddy to him is all... And he knew it!
 
Ravenloft said:


Its Ni, trust me, I watched the subtitled verion, read the script and have it on eight track. I should know.


I used to thing having 8 fishtanks constituted geekdom, but now I know what really does. ;)
 
I am confused

How is it that SimplySouthern is considered an oldie, yet I'm not when we both registered at the same time?

Oh! Wait! DCL said you have to contribute two intelligent posts before you can lose the newbie status.

I see! That explains the discrepancy.;)
 
cymbidia:
"And now i want to go for a third round of cherry popping since Neverever says that i'm a newbie again.
THIS time i'm gonna have fun losing it.

Cough it up, girl."


I'm afraid of what exactly you're hoping I'll cough up.
 
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