The Bitch Thread

[kiten69]

DAMN INSOMNIA...THIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE NITES I CANT GET TO SLEEP TILL AFTER 300...GRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Ebonyfire]

Sometimes it makes me nuts the way I worry about being PC (politically correct) in what I post. Last night in another thread I was going to mention a bisexual magazine I read before it went under. There were two that are now gone. One was "Black Sheets", the other was "Anything That Moves" - as I was typing "Anything That Moves" I added "(except children, animals and family members)" to head off an expected firestorm. As I reread the post before sending it I just felt pissed that I was about to add that "except" thing. It destroyed the flow of the post. So after a moment of consideration I took it out.

It just pisses me off that I was that self-protective, over protective.

I am glad you took it out, because after all, that is the name of the publication, not your philosophy of life. There will always be people who will take offense to something you say or post, so I think that worrying about it will do nothing but give you am ulcer.

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

What a shitty ass day it's been .... I need a sedative! Trying to get the kids registered for school, which btw, starts NEXT Thursday. This city has a lottery style system for schools ... parents have to choose and apply to a freaking elementary school. WTF happened to going to the school around the corner from the house?? But the district system doesn't exist here .. GRRRrrrrr

Open house is tomorrow and Thursday at the schools, but I don't f'ing know which school my kids will be attending *throws hands up in air in frustration*.

Oh, and don't even get me started on the teenagers attitude about changing schools. This is for certain, my life does NOT revolve around his social life ... but if he wants to borrow the car anytime soon, he best watch his tone of voice!

That sounds so complicated. I am so happy I do not have any young'uns to start in school. I do have a grandson, who is supposed to start kindergarten, and you have a couple of choices here.

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

Assholes

I am sick of these fucking Nigerians asking for my help!! Fuck em and their lying spammy ways!

Eb

 

[Love*Spell]

That sounds so complicated. I am so happy I do not have any young'uns to start in school. I do have a grandson, who is supposed to start kindergarten, and you have a couple of choices here.

Eb

Got good news today about the schools .... we've been placed with my first selection, meaning my munchkins will only be 300 yards from my office each day. I was hounding the central school board office all day today, until they gave me confirmation. I think they got tired of me calling

Now today's bitch? UNIFORMS???? WTF?? I hate uniforms Yes, I see the purpose of them, that's not my problem. I had to wear a uniform to school as a kid, and well, it just brings back nightmares of a strict christian school. That was one of the promises I've kept as an adult .. you know the ones you say as a child ~ "I'll never do that to MY kids".

 

[Ebonyfire]

Got good news today about the schools .... we've been placed with my first selection, meaning my munchkins will only be 300 yards from my office each day. I was hounding the central school board office all day today, until they gave me confirmation. I think they got tired of me calling

Now today's bitch? UNIFORMS???? WTF?? I hate uniforms Yes, I see the purpose of them, that's not my problem. I had to wear a uniform to school as a kid, and well, it just brings back nightmares of a strict christian school. That was one of the promises I've kept as an adult .. you know the ones you say as a child ~ "I'll never do that to MY kids".

It's great about your good news! Mine never had to wear uniforms, you definitely have my sympathy.

Eb

 

[FurryFury]

It's great about your good news! Mine never had to wear uniforms, you definitely have my sympathy.

Eb

I'd hate that too.

When I think of all the years I got up early in the morning to drag my kids to school. I never trusted or liked "getting rid" of the kids like so many of my buds say they do.

Well, I'm just thankful we have found our way to where we are now.

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

I am sick of these fucking Nigerians asking for my help!! Fuck em and their lying spammy ways!

Eb

LMAO!

I love it! (Your post.)

Fury

 

[graceanne]

So, since I wasn't here you won't know this, but the weekend before last my car broke down. I was driving home from my moms when the water pump bit it. That made this funky belt in there break and so everything else stopped working, cause their's only one belt to rule them all. Anyway so my power steering went out in the middle of the freaken free way at 70 mph. I managed, barely, to get it to the side of the road, went to call my mom and cell phones battery bit it. Luckily this guy stopped and helped me out, cause the next exit was a mile away and I had both the babies with me.

So why am I bringing this up? MY CAR IS LEAKING SMELLY GREEN STUFF. K says it's radiator fluid, Betticus says it's antifreeze. Whtaever, it means it's not working today and K isn't gonna be home till this evening.

 

[Love*Spell]

I am sick of these fucking Nigerians asking for my help!! Fuck em and their lying spammy ways!

Eb

But if you just give them your bank account number, they PROMISE to deposit hundreds of thousands of dollars in it. *gasp* You don't think it's worth it?? *complete sarcasm*

 

[FurryFury]

*chuckles*

 

[FurryFury]

So, since I wasn't here you won't know this, but the weekend before last my car broke down. I was driving home from my moms when the water pump bit it. That made this funky belt in there break and so everything else stopped working, cause their's only one belt to rule them all. Anyway so my power steering went out in the middle of the freaken free way at 70 mph. I managed, barely, to get it to the side of the road, went to call my mom and cell phones battery bit it. Luckily this guy stopped and helped me out, cause the next exit was a mile away and I had both the babies with me.

So why am I bringing this up? MY CAR IS LEAKING SMELLY GREEN STUFF. K says it's radiator fluid, Betticus says it's antifreeze. Whtaever, it means it's not working today and K isn't gonna be home till this evening.

I HATE it when I have car trouble.

*HUGS*

 

[graceanne]

I actually had a libian guy try and talk me into letting him store some of his stuff at my house. He was living in South Africa at the time and his business had gone bankrupt or something, and he wanted to ship a few things here to keep em here.

I don't talk to him anymore, that was just flat out creepy.

 

[Shankara20]

K says it's radiator fluid, Betticus says it's antifreeze.

radiator fluid is antifreeze

same same car don't go vroom vroom without it - damn shame

 

[graceanne]

radiator fluid is antifreeze

same same car don't go vroom vroom without it - damn shame

Why in the world od they call it two different things? To confuse the hell out of people? I mean if it's antifreeze CALL it antifreeze. grr

 

[Shankara20]

Why in the world od they call it two different things? To confuse the hell out of people? I mean if it's antifreeze CALL it antifreeze. grr

we men do that just to confuse women

Antifreeze is the old term - radiator fluid is the new term. There are some small differences in the way they are made and how they work, but what every they call it it is the coolant (another word some also call it) used to transfer heat away from the pistons and other moving parts, Water will sorta work in summer but it freezes in cold climates and becomes useless. Without enough of some sort of liquid in a fluid cooled vehicle's system car don't go vroom vroom.

Air cooled systems are something else, but what do you care - you don't have one


panties aren't the only thing I know something about

 

[Ebonyfire]

But if you just give them your bank account number, they PROMISE to deposit hundreds of thousands of dollars in it. *gasp* You don't think it's worth it?? *complete sarcasm*

Sure it is worth it if I gave a shit and they weren't thieves and liars, lol.

Eb

 

[graceanne]

we men do that just to confuse women

Antifreeze is the old term - radiator fluid is the new term. There are some small differences in the way they are made and how they work, but what every they call it it is the coolant (another word some also call it) used to transfer heat away from the pistons and other moving parts, Water will sorta work in summer but it freezes in cold climates and becomes useless. Without enough of some sort of liquid in a fluid cooled vehicle's system car don't go vroom vroom.

Air cooled systems are something else, but what do you care - you don't have one


panties aren't the only thing I know something about

If you could see me you'd see that my eyes are doing that swirly thing.

I got married for this reason - so I wouldn't have to deal with all this crap.

 

[SpectreT]

If you could see me you'd see that my eyes are doing that swirly thing.

I got married for this reason - so I wouldn't have to deal with all this crap.

I'm just laughing because Shank beat me to the clarification, that apparently didn't clarify.

 

[DVS]

If you could see me you'd see that my eyes are doing that swirly thing.

I got married for this reason - so I wouldn't have to deal with all this crap.

That was a fine explanation. What's the matter? Don't you understand "car don't go vroom vroom"?

 

[tealsphynx]

That was a fine explanation. What's the matter? Don't you understand "car don't go vroom vroom"?

I need to go get a towel to wipe off my monitor. That was TOOO funny DVS!

Gracie- There's a reason why I LOOOOVE my car's Chilton's manual. There's a couple of different brands of them, but I prefer the Chilton's ones (they have lots of pictures!). I had a dumbfuckintruck day a few weeks ago. I was driving to the store for something and was hot, tired and frustrated at something and when I turned the truck off there was a buzzer. D said that sometimes that buzzer will go off for seemingly no reason just turn the key off, restart the engine and turn it off again and it normally fixes the problem..ok no big deal. I did that and the goddamn buzzer was still going. I checked that the lights were off and everything was the way it should be. So I looked up the fuse that is wired for the buzzer and unplugged it while the truck chewed happily on my hand. I lost alot of skin to that damned fuse but the buzzing stopped. I went in and did my shopping. I get back to the truck and the engine won't start. I pop the hood hoping some hot young man-in-uniform would see the national sign for woman-with-truck-in-distress signal and come to help. When I go to open the hood I see what I think is the problem: The lights are ON!! this of course leads to a string of explicatives. I flag down the first person I see getting into they're car. I happen to flag down 2 AirBorne First Sergeants (leaving little spousey me feeling really small, those guys have some presence to them)! And they're mechanics too! I ask for a jump, but I don't have my cables from the move yet. They have cables. Hookem up try and start'er up. Nothing. Ok, so they're lookin and listening and they say it doens't seem that its my battery, it sounds like my starter is fuckin up. I don't have any money to fix a starter at this point in time, not to mention I can't get a hold of my husband and I'm stuck on base with no money, no food, very few diapers, no sippy cup and a fussy baby and it's 110 degrees in the shade! They offered to take me to where D was. Thank you. We go, get D and go back to where the truck sits dead. D reassures us it's NOT the starter. Turns out every now and then one of the battery cables jiggles loose and then the truck won't start. He's tried everything to make it stay, but it doesn't work so it's an accepted fact that always check the cable connection first. yeah, that day sucked.

I completely agree though, men were put on this planet to take care of car work, and any job that is slimey, excessively stinky (except for pets (though cleaning poo is a boy job) and kids, that's a generally accepted girl job) any job that would cause excess perspiration and requires heavy pushing/pulling/lifting.

 

[Ebonyfire]

I completely agree though, men were put on this planet to take care of car work, and any job that is slimey, excessively stinky (except for pets (though cleaning poo is a boy job) and kids, that's a generally accepted girl job) any job that would cause excess perspiration and requires heavy pushing/pulling/lifting.

There are no girl jobs in my world. There are no girls. My men do what I tell them to do. If they do not know how to do it, I train them to do it. I don't see why I should ruin my manicure.

Eb

 

[tealsphynx]

There are no girl jobs in my world. There are no girls. My men do what I tell them to do. If they do not know how to do it, I train them to do it. I don't see why I should ruin my manicure.

Eb

hehehe
When I had nails put on he did most of everything because the nail tech wouldn't shorten them like I told her to. Then the chick that did my second set hurt my nails really bad . In about six months I think they'll be grown out enough to try another set. I heard about a place from someome and she say's they're really good. I just couldn't believe that in the shop she worked at approved of the "popping off" of old nails instead of soaking them off with acetone. GODDAMN it hurt and it tore my nails up.

 

[Love*Spell]

I just couldn't believe that in the shop she worked at approved of the "popping off" of old nails instead of soaking them off with acetone. GODDAMN it hurt and it tore my nails up.

Hurts like a bitch, doesn't it? *cringe* That's something a sadist would enjoy.

 

[tealsphynx]

I don't think I would....ok, yeah, you got me there I would. But dear sub is Army and he's not allowed to have polish on let alone false nails.