The Bitch Thread

[feeeriek]

But, I do completely understand your need for a schedule. Sometimes, I really wonder how bosses get to be bosses.

And, to use your word... blech.

because they are incapable of actual work?

f

 

[FurryFury]

I used to change the lyrics of the song below from South Park for my ex evil bitch boss.

Fury

kyles mom is a bitch - South Park
Cartman: You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.
Kyle: Shut up Carman!
Cartman: Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-

Kyle: Don't say it Cartman!

Cartman: WEEEEELLLLL

Kyle: Don't do it Cartman!

cartman: WEEELLLLLL

Kyle: I'm warning you!

Cartman: Ok ok

Kyle: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-

Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls

Kyle: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!

Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king kamaya-maya biotch!


Cartman: Come on you all know the words!Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!

Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this

(chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(african kids)

Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

(crowd:gasp)

Cartman: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's stupid bitch

Stan: Uhh Cartman

Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
I really mean it Kyle's mom
She's a big fat fucking bitch!
Big old fat fucking bitch!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!

 

[Blushing Bottom]

because they are incapable of actual work?

f

Now that was uncalled for.

How would you like it if I docked your pay?

 

[feeeriek]

Now that was uncalled for.

How would you like it if I docked your pay?

Why was it uncalled for and why would you dock my pay?

f

 

[graceanne]

Did this Lehr guy horde cookies too?

No he wrote really 'interesting' music. He was a math professor at Berkley, too. But for example he wrote a song that went :

About a girl I sing a song
Singing Rickety Tickety Tin
About a girl I sing a song
Who didn't have her family long
Not only did she do them wrong!
She did everyone one of them in.

Her mother she could never stand
Singing Rickety Tickety Tin
Her mother she could never stand
And so a cyanide soup she planned
Her mother died with a spoon in her hand
And her face in a hideous grin

She drowned her brother in the creek
Singing Rickety Tickety Tin
She drowned her brother in the creek
The water tasted bad for a week
Yes, the water tasted bad for a week!
And they had to make due with gin

She set her sisters hair on fire
Singing Rickety Tickety Tin
She set her sister hair on fire
And as the flames rose higher and higher
She danced around the funeral pire!
Playing the violin.

She cut her baby brother in two
Singing rickety tickety tin
She cut her baby brother in two
And served him up in an Irish Stew
She served him up in an Irish Stew
And invited the neighbors in

And when, at last, the police came by
Singing Rickety Tickety Tin
And when, at last, the police came by
Her littel 'pranks' she could not deny
Because to do so she would have to lie
And lying she knew was a sin

 

[graceanne]

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It has SO been one of those days. So I left this morning to go get the girls from my moms. No problems on the way up, except that the McDonalds we met at didn't have a play place, so D ran me ragged. Then on the way home I missed the spot where you go from I5 to I205. I didn't realize till I was like 20 minutes away from that spot so I turned around and went back. Missed it again. So I turned around and THIS time I found it. In the meantime B and D are in the back seat fighting. I nearly killed them several times. So I finally got home, did some laundry, etc. Then K got home and I got dinner going - realizing at the the last minute that I don't have any potatoes. I also don't have any rice or noodles or bread (I'm going shopping tomorrow.) So K decided we'd just do pizza. I get in the car to go get the pizza and guess what? My tire is as flat as a tire can get. I was going to go do some painting tonight, cause I SERIOUSLY need to chill. Guess not. And now I gotta buy a new tire, something I SO don't have the money for.

 

[brioche]

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It has SO been one of those days. So I left this morning to go get the girls from my moms. No problems on the way up, except that the McDonalds we met at didn't have a play place, so D ran me ragged. Then on the way home I missed the spot where you go from I5 to I205. I didn't realize till I was like 20 minutes away from that spot so I turned around and went back. Missed it again. So I turned around and THIS time I found it. In the meantime B and D are in the back seat fighting. I nearly killed them several times. So I finally got home, did some laundry, etc. Then K got home and I got dinner going - realizing at the the last minute that I don't have any potatoes. I also don't have any rice or noodles or bread (I'm going shopping tomorrow.) So K decided we'd just do pizza. I get in the car to go get the pizza and guess what? My tire is as flat as a tire can get. I was going to go do some painting tonight, cause I SERIOUSLY need to chill. Guess not. And now I gotta buy a new tire, something I SO don't have the money for.

*gives gracie a big bear a hug*

 

[graceanne]

*gives gracie a big bear a hug*

Thanks. *hugs*

 

[greenmands]

Well, I may have to find a new girlfriend. My current one has apparently gone vanilla on me. Not only vanilla but celibate as well. She say she's not vanilla but she doesn't like to get tied up or tie anyone else up anymore either.

 

[FurryFury]

sighs shift work is so stressful

Yes it is!!! I know it! My husband has being doing shift work for 18 years!

*hugs*

Fury

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It has SO been one of those days. So I left this morning to go get the girls from my moms. No problems on the way up, except that the McDonalds we met at didn't have a play place, so D ran me ragged. Then on the way home I missed the spot where you go from I5 to I205. I didn't realize till I was like 20 minutes away from that spot so I turned around and went back. Missed it again. So I turned around and THIS time I found it. In the meantime B and D are in the back seat fighting. I nearly killed them several times. So I finally got home, did some laundry, etc. Then K got home and I got dinner going - realizing at the the last minute that I don't have any potatoes. I also don't have any rice or noodles or bread (I'm going shopping tomorrow.) So K decided we'd just do pizza. I get in the car to go get the pizza and guess what? My tire is as flat as a tire can get. I was going to go do some painting tonight, cause I SERIOUSLY need to chill. Guess not. And now I gotta buy a new tire, something I SO don't have the money for.

Sounds rough beautiful. I'm sorry! *hugs*

Fury

Well, I may have to find a new girlfriend. My current one has apparently gone vanilla on me. Not only vanilla but celibate as well. She say she's not vanilla but she doesn't like to get tied up or tie anyone else up anymore either.

Wha? What the heck caused this???

*hugs*

Fury

 

[brioche]

Well, I may have to find a new girlfriend. My current one has apparently gone vanilla on me. Not only vanilla but celibate as well. She say she's not vanilla but she doesn't like to get tied up or tie anyone else up anymore either.

And that's not vanilla? What is it, French vanilla?

We just got a new vacuum. It looks white until you put a paper against it, when you realize it's a really light powder blue. For all intents and purposes it's white.

I think your girl is not vanilla like my vacuum is not white.

 

[graceanne]

And that's not vanilla? What is it, French vanilla?

We just got a new vacuum. It looks white until you put a paper against it, when you realize it's a really light powder blue. For all intents and purposes it's white.

I think your girl is not vanilla like my vacuum is not white.

hehe Nice analogy.

 

[greenmands]

And that's not vanilla? What is it, French vanilla?

We just got a new vacuum. It looks white until you put a paper against it, when you realize it's a really light powder blue. For all intents and purposes it's white.

I think your girl is not vanilla like my vacuum is not white.

After 15 years of tying each other up and spankings and wax and spending over $600 on assorted leather or lace outfits for her, she decides she doesn't like it. *huh?*

 

[FurryFury]

After 15 years of tying each other up and spankings and wax and spending over $600 on assorted leather or lace outfits for her, she decides she doesn't like it. *huh?*

There is waaaay more to this than she's told you. Dig.

Fury

 

[graceanne]

After 15 years of tying each other up and spankings and wax and spending over $600 on assorted leather or lace outfits for her, she decides she doesn't like it. *huh?*

I gotta agree with FF. Their's something odd going on here.

 

[greenmands]

I checked with ALL of our sex partners and she hasn't been with any of them for over a year. And the girl she got with last time said it was like she just went through the motions. I think she needs to get her meds checked.

 

[brioche]

hehe Nice analogy.

Thank you.

It's true, but I did think it particularly apt.

ETA: What meds is she on?

 

[greenmands]

OR she found a new toy and doesn't want to admit it.

 

[graceanne]

This could mean she's cheating, and is trying to get you to dump her.

It could also be something else, like if she was abused she could be having flashbacks. Something could have happened to freak her out. I don't know her, so I can't say.

 

[greenmands]

I know she's on meds like I am. I got mine adjusted after I realized I was getting suicidal and homicidal again. I'm doing better now. Even my boss has mentioned I doing better .

 

[greenmands]

Thank you.

It's true, but I did think it particularly apt.

ETA: What meds is she on?

I think she's on anti-depressants and anti-anxiety meds.

 

[brioche]

I know she's on meds like I am. I got mine adjusted after I realized I was getting suicidal and homicidal again. I'm doing better now. Even my boss has mentioned I doing better .

What's she on?

 

[graceanne]

Some anti depressants will cause a lowering in the sex drive.

 

[greenmands]

Some anti depressants will cause a lowering in the sex drive.

Mine did for about 3 months, now I'm horny again.

 

[graceanne]

Mine did for about 3 months, now I'm horny again.

Maybe hers still are. I've known women who had to change their antidepressant cause their sex drive never returned.