The Bitch Thread

[graceanne]

*nods*

It's worth noting that often what we consider truths are in fact not truths but internalized negativity often seeded there by our early caregivers.

Everyone has "truths" that are in fact due to being told or telling themselves negatives. Everyone revises history and has a skewed perspective.

I'm listening to Stephanie Mills now. I had to get the CD out of my car where I usually need it the most. Her song "I feel good," makes me feel much better often.

The first time I tried positive affirmations I didn't expect it to work but I was at wits end and ready to try anything as long as I was pretty sure it wouldn't hurt me. I'll be damned! It did work!

Life can be good sometimes.

Fury

I've had friends, who when theyr'e bashing themselves, I've asked. "Who's voice is in your head right now?"

When I feel stupid I hear my mom's voice. When I feel unloveable it's hers, too.

I try to be very careful of what I say to my kids. I want, when they are adults, to hear GOOD voices in their heads.

 

[FurryFury]

I've had friends, who when theyr'e bashing themselves, I've asked. "Who's voice is in your head right now?"

When I feel stupid I hear my mom's voice. When I feel unloveable it's hers, too.

I try to be very careful of what I say to my kids. I want, when they are adults, to hear GOOD voices in their heads.

*hugs*

You are a good person and a great mom from what I can tell!

*smiles*

Fury

 

[DVS]

My mantra for today is:

"I do not want to go to the doctor. I do not want to go to the doctor. I do not want to go to the doctor . . ."

Fury

Well, there are doctors and then there are doctors. Dr. DVS here, with his electrical anal probe...bend over so I can check you out. No protesting now...there will be a slight bit of discomfort and then a warm squirting sensation. Dr. DVS will make it all better.

 

[FurryFury]

Well, there are doctors and then there are doctors. Dr. DVS here, with his electrical anal probe...bend over so I can check you out. No protesting now...there will be a slight bit of discomfort and then a warm squirting sensation. Dr. DVS will make it all better.

Sounds good to me!!!

*rocks up and down*

Fury

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Well, there are doctors and then there are doctors. Dr. DVS here, with his electrical anal probe...bend over so I can check you out. No protesting now...there will be a slight bit of discomfort and then a warm squirting sensation. Dr. DVS will make it all better.

Oh Doctor baby!

I have this awful itch right here.

*bends over and points*

 

[graceanne]

You know . . . I don't wanna see a bitch thread about a sore ass when he's done. *shakes head*

 

[brioche]

You know . . . I don't wanna see a bitch thread about a sore ass when he's done. *shakes head*

I'm back - and what better way to return than with a song?

Anyone familiar with The Bitch is Back by Elton John?

I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back

Eat meat on Friday that's alright
Even like steak on a Saturday night
I can bitch the best at your social do's
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don't like those, my God, what's that
Oh it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back


And if Marquis has a problem with posting this, screw him. It's in Sub Convention and The Bitch Thread, neither of which he should be looking in. So nyah.

 

[brioche]

By the way, is it normal to have noooo appetite after being sick, even days afterward? I'm averaging a meal a day.

I've lost about 10 pounds, sickness included, and I just have very little urge to eat. I'll keep up with the Gatorade for now, I guess.

 

[FurryFury]

By the way, is it normal to have noooo appetite after being sick, even days afterward? I'm averaging a meal a day.

I've lost about 10 pounds, sickness included, and I just have very little urge to eat. I'll keep up with the Gatorade for now, I guess.

I love that song!

Yes it can be normal not to have an appetite particularly with sinus and fever type stuff. I consider it a dieting dividend though it can keep you feeling weak.

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

You know . . . I don't wanna see a bitch thread about a sore ass when he's done. *shakes head*

You'll never hear me complain about it. Exult in it maybe but where did he go???

*pouts*

Last night it was my turn to make an ass red if I could. *sighs* Today I have the remote control. I'm enjoying the yelping. *smirks*

Fury

 

[brioche]

I love that song!

Yes it can be normal not to have an appetite particularly with sinus and fever type stuff. I consider it a dieting dividend though it can keep you feeling weak.

Fury

On "Two Rooms," Tina Turner does it really well.
That is an excellent Taupin/John tribute album. Lotsa good stuff on it, only a few clunkers.
Ima order that online I think...except I think there's a copy around here I can copy onto the puter...
Question: If it is still in the house it is okay to have a copy of it and other shit in the car? I've always thought no, but someone told me recently it wasn't true.
The way I scratch up CDs I use copies now.

And sadly, I doubt I'll keep the weight off. *sigh*

Though I certainly won't gain an ounce from partying this year! Missed almost all of it! Though I am going out with a fella that likes to eat on the 2nd.

 

[FurryFury]

On "Two Rooms," Tina Turner does it really well.
That is an excellent Taupin/John tribute album. Lotsa good stuff on it, only a few clunkers.
Ima order that online I think...except I think there's a copy around here I can copy onto the puter...
Question: If it is still in the house it is okay to have a copy of it and other shit in the car? I've always thought no, but someone told me recently it wasn't true.
The way I scratch up CDs I use copies now.

And sadly, I doubt I'll keep the weight off. *sigh*

Though I certainly won't gain an ounce from partying this year! Missed almost all of it! Though I am going out with a fella that likes to eat on the 2nd.

Fuck the rules I keep copies in my car too. *shrugs*

I buy the music, I figure I can do what I like with it after that.

You know what's great about music these days? You can listen to it MUCH easier online and by getting CD's from the library. That has made me buy MORE. Damn music people always bitching about royalties, the more people hear your shit the more they want it people! Geez!

That's just my opinion though.

I think I need more Advil.

Fury

 

[graceanne]

I'm back - and what better way to return than with a song?

Anyone familiar with The Bitch is Back by Elton John?

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And if Marquis has a problem with posting this, screw him. It's in Sub Convention and The Bitch Thread, neither of which he should be looking in. So nyah.

Marquis has a problem with lots of things. He'll live.

As for songs about bitches . . .

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't
want me any other way.

 

[FurryFury]

Marquis has a problem with lots of things. He'll live.

As for songs about bitches . . .

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't
want me any other way.

I like that song too!

Fury

 

[brioche]

I like that song too!

Fury

Me too...

I like the way she slips in "I'm a bitch I'm a tease, I'm a goddess on my knees..."

Whichever way she means it it's funny.

Like that Jordan Knight song. My mum showed me this article about his new album and all, back when he came back. It mentioned that his video had Grease overtones, and she seemed interested. So it actually came on something or other and I taped it to show her - not really paying attention. Catchy tune, him dancing and singing...then when I told my brother I was going to show it to mum he snickered and said something about listening to the words...
So I tell my mum I have the video on tape and we go downstairs, and she's watching the video while I'm listening to the words...
For those of you who don't know the song the kyrics are:

You say its been too long
since you, had some
You say I turn you on
like a fire that's burning inside
You think that I'm the one
You see in your dreams
I know what you mean yeah

It's creepin around in your head
me holding you down in my bed
You don't have to say a word
I'm convinced you want this

Chorus:
Baby you know I can give it to you
I can't deny, you do it right
Just let me know and I'll give it to you
Just show me where, I'll taste you there
Baby you know that I'll give it to you
Your body needs a man like me
Anything goes when I give it to you
You know without a doubt, I'll turn you out
I'll give it to you
The feeling is fine, giving you everything of mine

(Verse 2)
I'm the place to be
and soon, you'll see
I don't care who leads
As long as we move horizontally
Anyone can make you sweat
But I, can keep you wet

It's creepin around in my head
Me holding you down in my bed
I can't wait to give you some
I'm convinced you need it

Chorus

It's creepin around in my head
Me holding you down in my bed
You don't have to say a word
Just relax, I'll do the work
I can't wait to give you some
I'm convinced you need one

Chorus

I want to satisfy your every wish and mine baby
I know just what you need,(you need)to get you off
No one could ever do you like I do you right baby
There's nothing we can't do.....

The feeling is fine giving you everything of mine

He's singing all this with a little boy smile on his face, all innocent, the nasty man, and I'm steadily feeling more and more scandalized - I mean I'm showing this to my MUM for Chrissake! I was okay until he got to the part about keeping you wet and then I said something. It was so enbarrassing. Thing is, until I said it she hadn't noticed either - you're just listening to the catchy tune, and not really listening to the lyrics..

I will never forget that.

But I bought the album anyway.

 

[FurryFury]

I just LOVE lyrics. Some of those are HOT!!!

Fury

 

[brioche]

I just LOVE lyrics. Some of those are HOT!!!

Fury

Yes, but would you sing them with your mother around?

 

[FurryFury]

Yes, but would you sing them with your mother around?

My Mother? You betcha! And she'd sing along. We are very inappropriate together and always have been. It has it good and bad sides.

Fury

 

[brioche]

My Mother? You betcha! And she'd sing along. We are very inappropriate together and always have been. It has it good and bad sides.

Fury

Ahh. My mum and I are close, but not THAT close, lol. We don't talk about sex much. And being close to your mum does have good and bad sides.

Oh one hand, on those days when you really want someone to come with you for something, and can't reach a friend, it's always handy.

I'm not going to do OTOH because my head hurts and I can't think of any.

I'm kinda wired on painkillers.

ETA: I just found an antibiotic on my sheets and can't figure out whether I missed my mouth earlier. Grrr.

So I have to weigh in tomorrow - from before Christmas - they were closed last Monday and y'all know I was in no shape to weigh in if they were.
I'm going to be down, obviously. Since I was sick and all.
Would it be unethical to go in jeans and then not go in jeans another week when I (emotionally) need the number on the scale to be lower (and/or some of this weight loss bounces back, once I start eating regularly? Then I just stop wearing the jeans and don't go up)

 

[graceanne]

My Mother? You betcha! And she'd sing along. We are very inappropriate together and always have been. It has it good and bad sides.

Fury

Sounds like your mom's a lot like mine. hehe My mom used to sing Tom Lehr to me when I was a kid. And people wonder why my sense of humor is so weird.

 

[brioche]

Want to sleep, neeeeed to sleeeeeeeeeep.

 

[LostSpirit]

sighs shift work is so stressful

 

[DVS]

Sounds like your mom's a lot like mine. hehe My mom used to sing Tom Lehr to me when I was a kid. And people wonder why my sense of humor is so weird.

Did this Lehr guy horde cookies too?

 

[Chicklet]

*bitch bitch bitch*

So the guy I'm infatuated with canceled our plans for new years, wouldn't even let me drive to seattle and just spend the night with him (turns out he ended up having to work late saturday night and early sunday morning) - I really missed him, and ended up pleading to see him some time this week... so he let me drive up for sunday night. SUNDAY NIGHT. So I got here (i'm at his place now) at 8pm last night, had 5 hrs of fantastic sex (i'm a walking bruise right now, nipples and thighs so sore that my clothes HURT!) and now... I have to drive 3.5 hrs home. I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE HOME! UGGGH!

blech.

ALSO

My boss told me saturday we weren't going to be open monday. He didn't, like, tell me to inform me, he just mentioned it on another topic (about not buying another case of mushrooms 'cause he didn't want them sitting until tuesday) - I was like "huh? nobody told me..." and he's all "oh, didn't I email you a schedule?" >< NO! Just because I work at the same time on the same days every week doesn't mean I don't want to see a schedule posted. Like, in case he decides on a whim not to open the store on a Monday that I'm expecting to work... I would have shown up, opened the restaurant, and then been VERY confused when nobody showed up.

*bitch bitch bitch*

 

[DVS]

*bitch bitch bitch*

So the guy I'm infatuated with canceled our plans for new years, wouldn't even let me drive to seattle and just spend the night with him (turns out he ended up having to work late saturday night and early sunday morning) - I really missed him, and ended up pleading to see him some time this week... so he let me drive up for sunday night. SUNDAY NIGHT. So I got here (i'm at his place now) at 8pm last night, had 5 hrs of fantastic sex (i'm a walking bruise right now, nipples and thighs so sore that my clothes HURT!) and now... I have to drive 3.5 hrs home. I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE HOME! UGGGH!

blech.

ALSO

My boss told me saturday we weren't going to be open monday. He didn't, like, tell me to inform me, he just mentioned it on another topic (about not buying another case of mushrooms 'cause he didn't want them sitting until tuesday) - I was like "huh? nobody told me..." and he's all "oh, didn't I email you a schedule?" >< NO! Just because I work at the same time on the same days every week doesn't mean I don't want to see a schedule posted. Like, in case he decides on a whim not to open the store on a Monday that I'm expecting to work... I would have shown up, opened the restaurant, and then been VERY confused when nobody showed up.

*bitch bitch bitch*

You know, for somebody who's had 5 hours of FANTASTIC sex, you are being awful bitchy. Actually, bitchy X3.

Maybe you should squease in another few hours of that kind of sex before you attempt your ride home. You can always stop off at Walmart and pick up a nice fluffy pillow to sit on.

But, I do completely understand your need for a schedule. Sometimes, I really wonder how bosses get to be bosses.

And, to use your word... blech.