The Bitch Thread

[Evil_Geoff]

It's a shame you're in financial problems, Chicklet.... I know how to get in touch with a couple of guys who would take care of the problem for the price of a PizzaHut Supreme Pan Pizza and a 1/2 case of beer. But you would have to pick up the roundtrip airfare too, and I think that would be a stretch.

Wish I could help you out there!

 

[graceanne]

He could turn around and sue me for locking him out of his house. I've already discussed it, and have someone on hand who can change the locks any time I need.




See, that's what my landlord and I were discussing *BUT* that leaves an eviction history on my rental record. I don't think that that's worth it... = \ - EVEN IF my landlords agree. Like I said, the landlords and I have discussed this at length. And I don't really want to stay here very long, it's sort of a slum But I can't afford to move, yet, either. Maybe your landlord was just nicer than mine = (

i wouldn't do it. My sis got an eviction, cause she lost her job. It messes up everything. It'll show up on your credit report, any background checkup, everything for 7 years. And so lets say you plan on staying there. What if next year the place burns down? You're SOL, cause no one's gonna rent to you. Well, except for crappy places that you don't wanna be living at.

 

[brioche]

Man, oh, man Chicklet, you are in such an evil situation!
Is there another apartment or whatever that your landlord could rent to you? If you ARE in an apartment, transferring from one apartment to another may be the easiest thing to do, provided that you aren't stuck with making sure the first apartment is rented. When does your lease end? If you do transfer, a new lease is usually created, and that could only have your name on it. Then Evil Bastard is stuck with either a)moving out or b) paying up all the rent himself. Your prospective renter probably won't care about the move since she hasn't moved in yet. Also, just like Evil Geoff said, once he realizes you're serious, you may not even have to go all the way, just start packing up your things. DON'T give him any more options about sleeping on the couch etc. He has no place to go because he doesn't pay his rent. There are thousands who are the same. The next time he feeds you that line tell him that that is not YOUR problem, it is HIS.

 

[graceanne]

I hate driving, I hate the holidays, and I HATE OTHER ASSHOLE DRIVERS!

So today my sister had a job interview so I agreed to pick her kids up from school. I got there, on time, but the idiots who planned this school have it so that where you wait in the car is not anywhere near where you pick the kids up. This isn't an issue with the older kids, cause they're allowed to walk to their parents cars. But the kindergarteners (which my niece is) have to be picked up. So I got stuck behind this bitch who refused to move forward so I could get my car parked. Their was at least four car lengths in front of her, but heaven forbid she move. So finally she moved enough to let me in, and I parked the car. I had to get B (age 4) and D (age 2) out of the car, and I went and stood over with the other parents and waited. And waited. And waited some more. Finally I saw my nephew standing inside. I went to find out what was going on, and there was my niece, too. Evidently rules have changed and now you gotta go inside to pick up the kindergarteners. So I get them back to the car and I'm getting them all buckled in (and arguing with who got to sit up front). Two of the children I'm putting in have to be in carseats, so I'm buckling B in when the bitch behind me lays on her fucking horn.

I was nearly on the news for picking a fight with her. The only thing that kept me from that (or flying the bird) was it was a school ground.

Anyway, with all this I was 15 minutes late picking up my daughter. I got home, picked up the house, defrosted dinner, etc. Then my daughter reminded me of a party I agreed to throw for her. So I got out the invitations and started writing them. I dont' know if you all remember - but I have arthritis in my hands - it hurst me to write. I only got through half of them before my hands cramped up, and I couldn't write anymore. So I still have 10 more invitations to write tomorrow. grr

 

[FurryFury]

*Gives Beautiful Graceanne cyber hugs and chocolate cookies.*

Fury

 

[graceanne]

*Gives Beautiful Graceanne cyber hugs and chocolate cookies.*

Fury

Thanks. Don't suppose you know of some way I can avoid driving, do you?

 

[amasterfound]

I hate colds!

 

[FurryFury]

Thanks. Don't suppose you know of some way I can avoid driving, do you?

You could break something. Or get pregnant. (After you have the baby the docs don't want you to drive for a while.)

Work out a carpool to pick up your child less often?

Tell your SIL no?

Nope, I don't know of a way. LOL.

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

I hate colds!

*Offers tissues and hot orange pekoe tea*

Rut Roo.

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

Okay it's time for the flea report.

*grr*

I gave the cats their first advantage the day we went to the vet. Within 24 hours all scratching was gone. I washed EVERYTHING in the house and did all the surfaces as well as floors.

I was told to reapply not in a month as the instructions say but in three weeks.

BUT the day before Thanksgiving I noticed they were all scratching again! This is just before we are about to have my relatives over, go up to his relatives "lake" house for an over night visit then have most of our gaming friends over!

So I reapplied then about two weeks instead of three BUT it hasn't stopped.

I'm not a happy camper folks, not at all.

I think I will absolutely use your advice about getting the advantage for dogs and using it amongst the cats to save money. That is if it does any good at all. *grr*

Oh and Angel caught a shrew too. I'm not sure if that made the problem worse. I suppose it came in some tiny basement crack or under the garage door to get out of the cold.

Angel welcomed it with open jaws. It was a tiny gray thing. Angel is angry at me for getting rid of it and not learning to hunt like a good cat. She keeps trying to teach us but we just take away her prizes.

Fury

 

[Red Sonja]

Thanks. Don't suppose you know of some way I can avoid driving, do you?

Do the letters DUI ring a bell Seriously, no. I hate driving this time of year. It's dangerous. Snow, Ice... freezing rain, and of course, this is when the really incompetent drivers decide to drive to the mall.

Although, come to think of it, the resulting accidents are kind of full employment program for people in my profession.

 

[Red Sonja]

I hate colds!

But if your throat is sore, Furryfury and I want to ask you a coupla questions...

I hate colds too! It is really hard to deep-throat if you can't breathe to begin with.

 

[Red Sonja]

Okay it's time for the flea report.

*grr*

I gave the cats their first advantage the day we went to the vet. Within 24 hours all scratching was gone. I washed EVERYTHING in the house and did all the surfaces as well as floors.

I was told to reapply not in a month as the instructions say but in three weeks.

BUT the day before Thanksgiving I noticed they were all scratching again! This is just before we are about to have my relatives over, go up to his relatives "lake" house for an over night visit then have most of our gaming friends over!

So I reapplied then about two weeks instead of three BUT it hasn't stopped.

I'm not a happy camper folks, not at all.

I think I will absolutely use your advice about getting the advantage for dogs and using it amongst the cats to save money. That is if it does any good at all. *grr*

Oh and Angel caught a shrew too. I'm not sure if that made the problem worse. I suppose it came in some tiny basement crack or under the garage door to get out of the cold.

Angel welcomed it with open jaws. It was a tiny gray thing. Angel is angry at me for getting rid of it and not learning to hunt like a good cat. She keeps trying to teach us but we just take away her prizes.

Fury

You are definitely in the thick of battle with the flea thing. Our dog just disgusted my daughter by finding a dead squirrel and laying it at her feet... she was grossed out but could handle that. Then the idiot licked her face! That was it!

He couldn't understand what he'd done wrong...

 

[Red Sonja]

I hate flavored coffee!! Why do people always want me to try flavored coffee? Coffee is meant to be coffee, folks. Not blueberry, not pumpkin spice... coffee!! If I want flavor, I'll buy the syrups...

 

[graceanne]

You could break something. Or get pregnant. (After you have the baby the docs don't want you to drive for a while.)

Work out a carpool to pick up your child less often?

Tell your SIL no?

Nope, I don't know of a way. LOL.

Fury

I've tried to work out a carpool with someone in her school - no one is interested.

And since Miss working more means more money for me - I figured it was in my best interest to help her out. Besides she's done it for me.

 

[graceanne]

Okay it's time for the flea report.

*grr*

I gave the cats their first advantage the day we went to the vet. Within 24 hours all scratching was gone. I washed EVERYTHING in the house and did all the surfaces as well as floors.

I was told to reapply not in a month as the instructions say but in three weeks.

BUT the day before Thanksgiving I noticed they were all scratching again! This is just before we are about to have my relatives over, go up to his relatives "lake" house for an over night visit then have most of our gaming friends over!

So I reapplied then about two weeks instead of three BUT it hasn't stopped.

I'm not a happy camper folks, not at all.

I think I will absolutely use your advice about getting the advantage for dogs and using it amongst the cats to save money. That is if it does any good at all. *grr*

Oh and Angel caught a shrew too. I'm not sure if that made the problem worse. I suppose it came in some tiny basement crack or under the garage door to get out of the cold.

Angel welcomed it with open jaws. It was a tiny gray thing. Angel is angry at me for getting rid of it and not learning to hunt like a good cat. She keeps trying to teach us but we just take away her prizes.

Fury

How frusterating. I've been where you are.

You know - baking soda will keep out ants, I wonder what it would do for fleas? Like if you put it all over the carpet and stuff.

It's an idea.

 

[graceanne]

I hate flavored coffee!! Why do people always want me to try flavored coffee? Coffee is meant to be coffee, folks. Not blueberry, not pumpkin spice... coffee!! If I want flavor, I'll buy the syrups...

Cause coffee is nasty? But flavored coffee is nasty, too. I'd switch to tea if I were you.

 

[brioche]

Coffee is evil.
I've always wondered about acquired tastes. Why bother acquiring them?

 

[brioche]

Not only did I have to clean up to have a supply teacher in, but she tidied up my desk. Now I can't find things.

 

[graceanne]

Coffee is evil.
I've always wondered about acquired tastes. Why bother acquiring them?

I'm totally with you here. Like beer - WHY? Especially when their's so many better tasting things out there.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I'm totally with you here. Like beer - WHY? Especially when their's so many better tasting things out there.

pee-pee water

 

[graceanne]

Not only did I have to clean up to have a supply teacher in, but she tidied up my desk. Now I can't find things.

Can you ask her?

 

[graceanne]

pee-pee water

totally *gag*

Especially when their's margaritas and strawberrie daqueries and iced tea and pop.

 

[Kajira Callista]

totally *gag*

Especially when their's margaritas and strawberrie daqueries and iced tea and pop.

mississippi mudslides. kahlua, baileys and vodka but tastes like a chocolate shake.

 

[greenmands]

I'll stick with straight coffee in the morning. Preferably Jamacian Blue when I can afford it. ($45 a pound *eeck*)