The Bitch Thread

[Ebonyfire]

I ain't bitchin' Tomorrow is TGIF!

And my Boss is gone!

 

[brioche]

So I've been mostly sleeping only with sleeping pills, and last night I managed to get to sleep without them. But don't expect a nana because I am suddenly aware that I am awake and it is dark. Why? Well, I ask myself the same question, since my clock, once I find it tells me it's 5:26. I can hear someone moving around loudly enough to wake me up. I get up to stumble into the bathroom and notice the hall light is on. This is enough to wake me up. While I am in the can some of the fog clears and I realize that I can hear the shrill beep of my brother's alarm. This is definitely enough to wake me up and 5 - 10 minutes go by before he comes back up to turn it off.
So the useless assfuck brainless twit got up to go to his job (he wouldn't have such a crappy job if he'd gone to college), left the hall light on, made a lot of noise, and left his alarm on. Gee, I wonder why I woke up so early? And I didn't get enough sleep so I took the pills to get back to sleep and it didn't work.

FUCKER!

How many brain cells do you need to turn off your alarm at 5:30 am? Man, I am soooo pissed. And he owes me $20 he was supposed to pay back a month ago.

 

[chris9]

I'm sick. Stupid cold! I don't have time for the staying at home, not doing anything until it feels better therapy. But I'm not really able to do anything else

And, Brioche, I would hug you, but I don't want you to get sick, too.

 

[babiesmiles]

I wish you a fast recover Chris *hugs *

 

[graceanne]

*hugs* for Brioche and Chris. And Brioche? I have two words for you - itching powder. Put it in his sheets every time he does something rude and inconsiderate like that. I bet he'll start paying closer attention.

My bitch is I took another fall. I'm getting so sick of falling. I tripped over one of D's toys and fell on a leggo house, so I have a huge bruise on my leg. Luckily K was home cause I couldn't get back up.

 

[His_pita]

My bitch is that I have given up coffee to see if it jumps start my weight loss. It sure as HELL better! I MISS my coffee!!!!

 

[chris9]

Thank you, babiesmiles and gracie. I'm feeling better already, still runny nose and stuff, but not quite so sick.

Gracie, I'm sorry you fell. I can imagine Lego not being the best to fall upon. Still better than a concrete step, though (Still no hugs from me, don't want you to get a cold, too.)

Pita, how can you go without coffee?

 

[Ebonyfire]

My bitch is that I have given up coffee to see if it jumps start my weight loss. It sure as HELL better! I MISS my coffee!!!!

That is what they say, but it is no consolation when you love coffee in the morning!

 

[saw_man1]

There are 20+ people in my house right now and I have only myself to blame. The occasion is a birthday party that I agreed to host for a friend. At least 10 of them are drunk already and doing stupid drunk things. I’m taking bets on how long it takes before someone yaks on the carpet.

One lady has already asked me about the strange greenish rope on the desk in my office. I wonder if any of them have gone trough my drawers yet.

Luckily I do get to escape once in awhile.

 

[Shankara20]

I wonder if any of them have gone trough my drawers yet.

errrrrrr

SAY IT SHANK!!!!!

errrr

nope, not gona say it......

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[Shankara20]

I hate the days when I feel broken.

oh dear. hugs

 

[graceanne]

I hate my inlaws.

So thursday was B's birthday and tomorrow's A's birthday. Today was their party. We had a huge party at the river, everyone came. Joy. And then they got the girls IDENTICAL toys. Do they hate me? Ok, I know they do, but I mean do they know how close to insanity I am? Just what I freaken needed, they already got in one fight today about who's is who's. Tomorrow I'm going to the store to buy a permanent marker, assuming one of them hasn't killed the other by then.

 

[Aeroil]

>_<

Grr

 

[Love*Spell]

There are 20+ people in my house right now and I have only myself to blame. The occasion is a birthday party that I agreed to host for a friend. At least 10 of them are drunk already and doing stupid drunk things. I’m taking bets on how long it takes before someone yaks on the carpet.

One lady has already asked me about the strange greenish rope on the desk in my office. I wonder if any of them have gone trough my drawers yet.

Luckily I do get to escape once in awhile.

Strange, greenish rope? Hmmm ... what IS it for? *batting eyelashes*

Do you have even MORE toys in your drawers??? *wants to go visit YOUR house*

 

[Love*Spell]

I hate my inlaws.

So thursday was B's birthday and tomorrow's A's birthday. Today was their party. We had a huge party at the river, everyone came. Joy. And then they got the girls IDENTICAL toys. Do they hate me? Ok, I know they do, but I mean do they know how close to insanity I am? Just what I freaken needed, they already got in one fight today about who's is who's. Tomorrow I'm going to the store to buy a permanent marker, assuming one of them hasn't killed the other by then.

My boys are 17 months apart in age, and often they got identical toys. I started making a request if someone was going to buy the same toy ... color differences if possible. K gets red ... C gets blue. At their ages now, 9 and 8, they're really good about respecting the color rule. Of course, we're talking about Power Rangers and remote control cars here .. I suppose girl toys are a little more difficult to color coordinate.

 

[Ebonyfire]

There are 20+ people in my house right now and I have only myself to blame. The occasion is a birthday party that I agreed to host for a friend. At least 10 of them are drunk already and doing stupid drunk things. I’m taking bets on how long it takes before someone yaks on the carpet.

One lady has already asked me about the strange greenish rope on the desk in my office. I wonder if any of them have gone trough my drawers yet.

Luckily I do get to escape once in awhile.

Don't ya love parties? Back in the day when I used to give parties (I don't anymore) I alway had things stolen, and I always had to kick someone out of my bedroom which is always off limits!

You have my deepest sympathy. I can only hope there is someone who you can use the green rope on.

Eb

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

My cat doesn't 'talk' it never has...........

This morning it started and it won't be quiet at all now !!!!!

I can't think straight ( kind of normal ) and getting over my flu ( Yipee ) I actually have little to no voice at all .

I am whispering.......puss please chill out

I fear whats next to come........

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/cat06.gif

 

[DVS]

I'm not much for bitching here, but this one just shows how STUPID my bosses are. I've posted before that my imediate boss thought the Mississippi flowed NORTH and when ordering a sandwich from Mr. Goodcents he pronounces oregano as if it's those creations you make by folding paper. And, when he means to say things are universal, he actually says university. (I'm here all week, folks).

So, today we found a meat cleaver in a locker. It was a vacant locker, not assigned to someone. It was brought to us wrapped up in paper towels, in the attempt to save any fingerprints that might be on it. It was assumed to be a potential weapon and whoever had it stashed there was waiting for the right time to use it. Who knows...it is possible.

Well, my boss calls his boss and tells him about the meat cleaver. His boss said write up a report and toss the cleaver into the trash. I heard my boss say he was going to throw the cleaver away and it was a very nice looking cleaver. My kitchen is not very well equiped, so I said "if you're going to throw it away, I'll take it."

I asked him twice if I could wipe all of the possible marks off of it, and he said yes both times. After all...his boss had told him to toss it, right? Well, his boss decides to come pay us a visit. These two guys are talking about something else, and the client comes down and asks about the meat cleaver, and if a report had been written up, etc.

After seeing the client make such a scene about it, he changed his mind and decided to take the report AND the cleaver with him. Now, this is AFTER I've already removed all of the finger prints that were on it, and of course...if there are any prints on it now, they are MINE!

I was in a different part of the complex and so he came to me to get the cleaver. I handed it to him, but he said "just open the back door and toss it in the back seat." That's when I told him I had wiped it down and removed all of any potential prints that might have been on it. He looked at me with a "what the fuck did you do that for?" look, and I told him I'd asked TWICE if they wanted to keep the thing, and was told no, because they were throwing it away.

His look changed to an "oh, yeah, I did tell him that" kind of look and drove off. Now, my only problem is...what if everyone forgets that I wiped the fingerprints off this thing, and they check the prints that are on it, now? I could be going up the river! No, NOT the Mississippi!

There are just too many stupid people in boss positions. And, this world is full of 'em.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Morning radio!

So I am driving to work this am, and the morning DJ talks about this radio personality in the south who quit her job on the radio. She played a song and then unloaded. I won't go into it, but it was hilarious. I can't even remember her name, but...

Her parting shot was the best:

She said "Listen very carefully, I quit this bitch!" LOL

How many times have any of us wanted to "quit this bitch?"

 

[DVS]

So I am driving to work this am, and the morning DJ talks about this radio personality in the south who quit her job on the radio. She played a song and then unloaded. I won't go into it, but it was hilarious. I can't even remember her name, but...

Her parting shot was the best:

She said "Listen very carefully, I quit this bitch!" LOL

How many times have any of us wanted to "quit this bitch?"

http://beyondthetech.com/downloads/audio/iquitthisbitch.mp3

 

[Shankara20]

http://beyondthetech.com/downloads/audio/iquitthisbitch.mp3

you have no idea how much I needed to hear that tonight

OMFG!!!!

 

[DVS]

Damn, it didn't take long for marketing to catch on to this.

http://www.cafepress.com/beyondthetech/1739386/

 

[brioche]

Now apparently my body has decided it's necessary to wake up for a few hours midsleep.
you know, three to four hours in.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
Every fucking night.
And I feel for everyone else.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Damn, it didn't take long for marketing to catch on to this.

http://www.cafepress.com/beyondthetech/1739386/

Nope. It is very recent too because the song she was playing was a newish one. I never hear any soundclips cause I turn off my computer sound. I like quiet with my computer!