The Big Kahuna

[EJFan]

so... TBK's been gone for quite a while now. anyone care to speculate what he's doing RIGHT NOW???? i wonder what his first anecdote's going to be when he gets back here.

let's all gear up for a giant welcome back party. everyone sign up to bring something... and no fair cheaping out and signing up for the old "paper plates and plasticware" crap.

 

[midwestyankee]

I have a boatload of leftover dried salmon that I could offer.

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

I thought last week he said he was going on vacation. maybe it was the week before.

he is (or at least was) on vacation... i just thought that since we can't be there at least we could imagine what he's up to and then wait for the actual report when he gets back.

 

[EJFan]

I have a boatload of leftover dried salmon that I could offer.

yeah... but look what it did to you MWY.

 

[silverwhisper]

things kahuna is thinking/doing right now:

1. "hey, i have an idea for a new entry in the 'my cock is so big' thread!"
2. "damn, but bi's feet are big."
3. "you know...maybe 'communicate, communicate, communicate' isn't the best mantra..."

:>

ed

 

[Eilan]

i wonder what his first anecdote's going to be when he gets back here.

Mountain sex.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ezzy]

Mountain sex.

Or just mount'n the wife?

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

Or just mount'n the wife?

Both.

 

[Ezzy]

Which reminds me of an old joke...

What is the difference between a Goldfish and a Horny Mountain Goat?

Answer to follow after you have had time to think about it!

 

[midwestyankee]

yeah... but look what it did to you MWY.

It might react differently with someone else. You know, sort of like the way that kids with ADD sometimes calm down under the influence of caffeine.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

he is (or at least was) on vacation... i just thought that since we can't be there at least we could imagine what he's up to and then wait for the actual report when he gets back.

I say we let our imaginations wander... I'll bet they went for a hike in the woods, got lost and couldnt find the trail. Then they started getting it on in the forest and realized they were in the middle of a giant patch of poison ivy and are now enjoying scratching each other until they both get better.

yeah, that sounds good. I'll bring the cookies and ice cream to the party.

 

[Eilan]

I'll bring the Bud Light. 'Cause EJ loves it and all.

 

[EJFan]

I'll bring the Bud Light. 'Cause EJ loves it and all.

*grumble grouse bitch moan*

 

[Eilan]

*grumble grouse bitch moan*

Picky bitch.

Someone tell me what to bring, then. I'm experienced at being (or pretending to be) sensitive to people's dietary restrictions/preferences.

 

[Guest]

 

[midwestyankee]

Picky bitch.

Someone tell me what to bring, then. I'm experienced at being (or pretending to be) sensitive to people's dietary restrictions/preferences.

Tofu.

 

[EJFan]

Picky bitch.

Someone tell me what to bring, then. I'm experienced at being (or pretending to be) sensitive to people's dietary restrictions/preferences.

you can bring that... i was just playin'.

actually, you don't have to BRING anything... we're having the party at your place ya know.

 

[Eilan]

Tofu.

I gots some of that.

actually, you don't have to BRING anything... we're having the party at your place ya know.

Gonna come help me clean? And we have only one bathroom, so no stopping up the toilet with yard-o-shit!

 

[midwestyankee]

I gots some of that.

It grills up real nice, especially if you marinate it beforehand.

 

[EJFan]

Gonna come help me clean? And we have only one bathroom, so no stopping up the toilet with yard-o-shit!

note to self: no fiber until after TBK's party.

 

[midwestyankee]

note to self: no fiber until after TBK's party.

Since I practically live on fiber, I probably won't even get an invitation.

 

[EJFan]

Since I practically live on fiber, I probably won't even get an invitation.

nah. you're invited yank. i'm appointing myself event planner... as far as eilan's concerned, it's really more of an INVASION than a hosting job.