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IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose? N/A The only person I've ever had sex with is the one I'm married to, believe it or not.

IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose? Either Tae Diggs or Wilmer Valderrama or both. :)

IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick? My kitty. :catroar:

IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be? J. (but I do all the time anyway)

IF you had to watch your lover or spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose? NO ONE, ever
 
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I'm a little behind on this.

  1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be? I'm always the rejected, not the rejector.
  2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be? It wouldn't ring often enough to matter.
  3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be? I'm not sure if I love you anymore.
  4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize? A guy I was seeing as a teenager. Sloppy kisser. Ick.
  5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen to? My husband.
 
Round 2:

  1. IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose? I've only made love to my husband, so I don't have anyone to make love with "one more time".
  2. IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose? Vin Diesel!!!
  3. IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick? lips
  4. IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be? This person shall remain nameless.
  5. IF you had to watch your lover or spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose? My best friend because I know I could trust her to remain emotionally unattached from him.
 
IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose? I've only done anything vaguely sexual with my husand, and nothing against'em, but the two guys I kissed before him, I think i'm fairly glad it stayed at kissing *L*

IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose?

Can I not have a different celeb for each day? I have to pick just one? Ok well, I think I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo, he looks like he has nice hands and strong arms and I fancy corrupting a younger fella ;)

IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick? Hmm, I'm not sure, I'd probably pick my legs, up to my knees anyway *L*

IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be?

I think that'd be kinda difficult with anyone, I either don't want to kiss them or I want to do much more than just kiss with them *chuckles*

IF you had to watch your lover or spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose?

I'd let him have his pick, it's only fair, and I'm (fairly) certain he'd come back to me in the end anyway *L*
 
  1. IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose?My husband( only ever had sex once or twice and he's hands donw the best)
  2. IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose?Johny Depp oh yeah . . .*closes eyes and purrs*
  3. IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick?I have a very sexy neck
  4. IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be? My friend's husband
  5. IF you had to watch your lover or spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose?I would want him to pick.
 
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impressive said:
Round 2:

  1. IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose?
  2. IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose?
  3. IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick?
  4. IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be?
  5. IF you had to watch your lover or spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose?
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1--- Julie, former girlfriend, artists, truly wonderful sensuous vibrant soul and life.
2--- Famke Jensen
3--- my eyes
4--- an old dear friend who had such incredible lips
5--- Eric Close, she has a crush on him and it would be a big thrill for her I think.
 
  1. IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose? hmmm, that's a toughie. Probably my first husband. ;)
  2. IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose? ooh, maybe James Worthy.
  3. IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick? my inner thighs
  4. IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be? only kiss? I can't tell that one. ;)
  5. IF you had to watch your lover or spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose? Lou :D
 
Round 2:

  1. IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose?
    Mark.
  2. IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose?
    I'll bet Michael Jordan has nice hands. :cool:
  3. IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick?
    My mind.
  4. IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be?
    Well, doesn't say WHERE ... so I'll take her ... yeah, her. :p
  5. IF you had to watch your lover or spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose?
    I really don't give a shit, so I'd let him choose (and I'd expect the same courtesy in return).
 
  1. IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?
    Nobody that I can think of.
  2. IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?
    Eh, no clue.

  3. IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?
    I more regret what I didn't say...
  4. IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize?
    A guy at Uni. I had been sad about my first boyfriend going out with a new girl. Dunno why though as I was over him generally. Anyway, this guy ended up kissing me and I stupidly went along with it.
  5. IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton?
    A guy from during my MA degree who I had a fling with. God, that was probably the least healthy relationship I've been in, but I've never met anyone who I've clicked with sexually that well. Hearing his unedited fantasies would be the perfect porn break.
 
  1. IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose?
    My ex-boyfriend.
  2. IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose?
    Either one of these two British actors: Adrian Lester from "Hustle" or Ioan Gruffudd ("Hornblower", "King Arthur").
  3. IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick?
    My hands.
  4. IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be?
    My 2nd boyfriend. One of the best kissers I've met.
  5. IF you had to watch your lover or spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose?
    Depends on who the lover is. Most likely it'd be someone neither one of us is close to. Maybe a girl we meet at some club, or an acquaintance.
 
Round 2:

  1. IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose? Dan, the mountain biker with the amazing cock
  2. IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose? sensuous massage??? if I got orlando bloom alone it would not be massage i'd be doing.
  3. IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick? my brain. (closely followed by my ass)
  4. IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be? Christian... he was the best kisser ever
  5. IF you had to watch your lover or spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose? since i'm not jealous i really wouldn't care.
 
Hey, Carson, if you got orlando bloom alone could I hide in the closet?
 
Dar~ said:
Hey, Carson, if you got orlando bloom alone could I hide in the closet?
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i'd expect you to sneak in with some restraints so we could keep him for awhile :devil:
 
carsonshepherd said:
i'd expect you to sneak in with some restraints so we could keep him for awhile :devil:
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Deal! :nana: Damn he's hot.
 
impressive said:
Round 2:

  1. IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose?
  2. IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose?
  3. IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick?
  4. IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be?
  5. IF you had to watch your lover or spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose?
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No one, they all sucked...:rolleyes:
DUH!!!!! Angelina Jolie. :D
My skin.....pretty much everywhere....
No one fits this unless non sexual kisses are involved, in which case it would be my grandmother's cheek because she's absolutely wonderful and losing a different one made me appreciate her much more but she's still a lot of states away. :rose:
I refuse to say on account of the hell I raise.
 
  1. IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose?
    Jennifer, my ex from the late 1980's and the best sexual chemistry I ever experienced. Too bad we sucked in every other facet of our relationship
  2. IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose?
    Drew Barrymore. Don't ask why, that just came to mind.
  3. IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick?
    my mouth and tongue
  4. IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be?
    hmmm, this is hard. How about Lucky-e-leven? She has no interest in men anymore, but we have always been friendly. and I would not want Vella to feel threatened.
  5. IF you had to watch your spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose?
    I am feeling really wicked. BP420. It would be my wife 's first non-vanilla too.
 
Belegon said:
IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose?
Drew Barrymore. Don't ask why, that just came to mind.
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My husband says Drew Barrymore Reminds him of me and he says I have very soft,very good, hands ;)
 
  1. IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose?
    Diane. Interresting, but insane.
  2. IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose?
    Skills in massage would trump looks, and since I don't know about their massaging qualifications, I have no idea.
  3. IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick?
    Hands, probably.
  4. IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be?
    If Bel is kissing Lucky, can I kiss vella?
  5. IF you had to watch your spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose?
    Would depend on the spouse. I'll get back to you when I have one.
 
1. IF you could make love one more time with someone from your past, who would you choose?

no answer

2. IF you could have a sensuous massage every day from someone famous, who would you choose?

Tom Delay, and I want it on national television next to Ann Coulter going down on Ellen Degeneres.

3. IF you had to name the most sensual part of your body, what would you pick?

The sexy sexy aorta. <I am an ass>

4. IF you could kiss -- but ONLY kiss -- one person you know anytime you wanted, who would it be?

no answer

5. IF you had to watch your lover or spouse have sex with someone else, but could determine who it would be, who would you choose?


not applicable

Round 1:

IF you could have returned the love of someone you rejected in the past, who would it be?

Female Best friend. Even though I didn't technically reject her, I did greatly wrong her since I didn't know she liked me at the time.

IF every time you had sex a big bell would chime somewhere in the world, where would you want it to be?

Well considering my sexual promiscuity...BWAHAHAHA. I'd put it in the middle of Congress with a fat plaque saying what it is and a giant inscription saying: "Shut up about your false sexual morality already!"

IF you had to name one thing ever said to you by a lover that you wish hadn't been, what would it be?

"I have a boyfriend in Texas."

IF you were to name the person you most regret ever having kissed, who would get the prize?

no answer

IF you could hear the unedited fantasies of anyone you know, whose would you want to listen ton?

Jesus Christ.
 
Round 3:

  1. IF you could pick one current writer to write your biography, who would you pick?
  2. IF you had to kill someone you know, who would it be, and how would you do it?
  3. IF you could have a year any place in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?
  4. IF you had to sleep with two famous people simultaneously, who would you choose?
  5. IF you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit?
 
IF you could pick one current writer to write your biography, who would you pick?
Oddly enough, Stephen King. I like his style.
IF you had to kill someone you know, who would it be, and how would you do it?
My roommate, with a long gravel road, a piece of fishing wire, and a bucket of acid.
IF you could have a year any place in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?
Ireland. I've always wanted to go there.
IF you had to sleep with two famous people simultaneously, who would you choose?

Taye http://actortracker.com/images/actors/Taye_Diggs_m.jpg

and Wilmer http://stars-a-donf.s.skyblog.com/pics/27845481.jpg

IF you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit? Grand theft
 
  1. IF you could pick one current writer to write your biography, who would you pick? Janet Evanovich
  2. IF you had to kill someone you know, who would it be, and how would you do it? can't think of anyone
  3. IF you could have a year any place in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go? Hawaii or Ireland (I know, big difference between the two, lol)
  4. IF you had to sleep with two famous people simultaneously, who would you choose? Vin Diesel and Orlando Bloom (or Viggo Mortensen)
  5. IF you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit? Embezzlement from a huge corporation that would give me lots of money, lol.
 
Round 3:


IF you could pick one current writer to write your biography, who would you pick? Sherman Alexie - didn't even have to think about that one. :D

IF you had to kill someone you know, who would it be, and how would you do it? Another easy one - my husband, and I would take Colly's suggestion about the swamps at Mussel Shoals.

IF you could have a year any place in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go? Tahiti

IF you had to sleep with two famous people simultaneously, who would you choose? Rodney Grant (sigh) and Vin Diesel

IF you could commit one crime without being caught, what crime would you commit? see the second one above.
 
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