The best way to tell a woman....

[loveyamon]

well you know. You're not so fresh , actually you're stink could scare a buzzard off a shit wagon..I've only had to twice in my life. First time I didn't go back for more. Second time I suggested we take a shower , needless to say it didn't work and she was offended , not as much as me though. What's the best way to tell a woman she needs a new recipe for her pie ??

 

[MissTaken]

This really made me laugh!

*giggles*


Umm what about making douching part of your play? Or just suggesting she see a doc? (Sometimes, that odor means something isn't quite right.)

 

[bluemuse]

"A new recipe for her pie"??? Mind if I use that?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Definitely go the shower route, but don't "suggest" it, make her do it.

Just tell her that you want her to suck you off in the shower.

It would work for me.

 

[honeylick]

Umm what about making douching part of your play?

this so does not belong as foreplay.

 

[MissTaken]

this so does not belong as foreplay.

I must be tired.

I thought of that after I typed it.

I would slap him.

 

[bknight2602]

Definitely go the shower route, but don't "suggest" it, make her do it.

Just tell her that you want her to suck you off in the shower.

It would work for me.

 

[loveyamon]

It's been years thank goodness , that's it's been an issue for me. It did happen a couple of times though and I was curious how all handled the situation..Yes you can BMuse

 

[The_Dragon_Tamer]

An interesting problem...

There is no good way to tell someone something like that! As was said before that there could be something wrong physic ally with the person, or it could also be their diet--believe it or not. Tyring to cover the scent with flavored oils will not help either.

My advice, for what it is worth: "If it don't smell right, don't eat it! What's bad for one may not be bad to another."

As I said before there is not a 'good' way to tell someone that they "smell", they will be offended. Just as you would be offended if that certain someone told you that you were rather small in the penis department.

 

[Anna Leigh]

lmfao

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: An interesting problem...

Just as you would be offended if that certain someone told you that you were rather small in the penis department.

Don't forget that you guys can get kinda ... um.... over-ripe after a long day too.

I love a clean man.

 

[bknight2602]

Re: Re: An interesting problem...

Don't forget that you guys can get kinda ... um.... over-ripe after a long day too.

I love a clean man.

Pick it before it ripens.

But you are right about good hygiene for everybody.

 

[loveyamon]

Doesn't a woman know. We boys always smell our fingers after we sneak some pie. I would think every woman would do the same after she takes care of business by herself. Just out of curiousity . You think one might know....

wow I siiiinnnnkkkkk , I should take care of this no ??

 

[The_Dragon_Tamer]

I guess I have been lucky, I have never had a bad pie. Who needs fingers when you have a mustache (my personal flavor saver, he, he, ho, ho)

 

[EllieTalbot]

well you know. You're not so fresh , actually you're stink could scare a buzzard off a shit wagon..I've only had to twice in my life. First time I didn't go back for more. Second time I suggested we take a shower , needless to say it didn't work and she was offended , not as much as me though. What's the best way to tell a woman she needs a new recipe for her pie ??

Just imagine if a woman was about to go down on you and discovered you weren't so fresh yourself. How could she break it to you without offending?

I've run across that once. My bf at the time had just returned from a few days of camping. Exceedingly glad to be reunited, we were tumbling a few minutes after he walked in the door. Right after I lowered his pants, it became clear that he hadn't, um... taken advantage of any lakes during his little expedition. The smell was enough to make me turn three shades of green and my stomach to lurch in unerotic directions.

I looked up at him, batted my eyelashes with a nudge, and said that if he reeeeally wanted me to proceed, I would, but he shouldn't be surprised if I passed out from the noxious stench before it was over with.

He laughed; we showered, and all was well.

Anyways, I guess the moral of this story is not to treat it like it's a heinous offense, and that a little humor can go a long way. We're all schlocky humans with fumes and plasma and dirt and sweat and all sorts of stuff. Don't hold it against us- it's only natural.


Rank in Romania,
Ellie

Edited for schlocky grammar

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[The_Dragon_Tamer]

Re: Re: The best way to tell a woman....

Anyways, I guess the moral of this story is not to treat it like it's a heinous offense, and that a little humor can go a long way. We're all schlocky humans with fumes and plasma and dirt and sweat and all sorts of stuff. Don't hold it against us- it's only natural.


Rank in Romania,
Ellie

Amen. I luv ya!

 

[modest mouse]

well you know. You're not so fresh , actually you're stink could scare a buzzard off a shit wagon..I've only had to twice in my life. First time I didn't go back for more. Second time I suggested we take a shower , needless to say it didn't work and she was offended , not as much as me though. What's the best way to tell a woman she needs a new recipe for her pie ??

Divorce.

 

[Gusty Wind]

:

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm developing the biggest crush on Ellie.

Red in the Rolling Hills
Ruby

 

[loveyamon]

Re: Re: The best way to tell a woman....

Just imagine if a woman was about to go down on you and discovered you weren't so fresh yourself. How could she break it to you without offending?

I've run across that once. My bf at the time had just returned from a few days of camping. Exceedingly glad to be reunited, we were tumbling a few minutes after he walked in the door. Right after I lowered his pants, it became clear that he hadn't, um... taken advantage of any lakes during his little forray. The smell was enough to make me turn three shades of green and my stomach to lurch in unerotic directions.

I looked up at him, batted my eyelashes with a nudge, and said that if he reeeeally wanted me to proceed, I would, but he shouldn't be surprised if I passed out from the noxious stench before it was over with.

He laughed; we showered, and all was well.

Anyways, I guess the moral of this story is not to treat it like it's a heinous offense, and that a little humor can go a long way. We're all schlocky humans with fumes and plasma and dirt and sweat and all sorts of stuff. Don't hold it against us- it's only natural.


Rank in Romania,
Ellie

Dear Ellie ,

What an inconsiderate ass your boyfriend was.. I damn well know when I have swamp ass and I wouldn't ever subject my lover to my rank privates. I'm quite in tune with my body , and know when it isn't right , and I take care of business. It's a matter of self respect , not to mention your lovers...

 

[Bobmi357]

Ok, you may occasionally run into someone who has a naturally offensive odor. And someone that has forgotten to shower. But when your long time lover starts to stink like the mudflats at low tide, the smart thing to do is suggest a visit to the doctor. An offensive odor on what used to be a slice of sweet smelling pie may be an early indication of an infection setting in. I've had this happen to me once with my ex.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Ugh... I've never comke across any thing nasty, but I have told my hunny he needs mouth wash once in a while.

In a new relationship, proceed with caughtion. In a not so new relationship, drag their ass (boy or girl) into a shower, and toss soap in after them.



As a side note: Dragon, if you feel the need to show everyone the exact same picture (which has absolutly nothing to do with the thread), stick the damn thing in a sig line.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I had a girlfriend once who was kinda musky. It wasn't like there was anything wrong, but more her signature scent.

Anyway, her scent triggered an asthmatic reaction in me.

That relationship was doomed from the start.

 

[honeylick]

Anyway, her scent triggered an asthmatic reaction in me.

what a buzz-kill.