The best porno EVER

[Killishandra]

Ok, I have very limited experience with pornos. I think I've seen half a dozen of them or so, but it was enough to give me a VERY bad impression. So when I walked into the drrrty video store this afternoon and reluctantly picked out one that looked marginally interesting, I was trying not to get my hopes up too much. (Yes, it's the first one I've ever rented by myself. Give me a break, people... I'm celibate and goddamned horny!)

"Caged Sluts" will not be returning to the video store. They can charge whatever the hell they want to my credit card, I'm keeping the damn thing!

Even though only one of the three scenes is really any good... the one that IS good is SO good. I am convinced the Dom in that one scene is a real Dom. The actress, on the other hand, was less than spectacular... Very fake and unsubmissive. It was fun watching her get reprimanded, though.

Wow, my head is dizzy. Also, I broke my new vibe... this one only lasted an hour. Bummer, but worth it.

Someone on Lit should write a story about girls that are kept outside in small cages and must earn their freedom every morning. PM me if you do!

 

[Master Sensei]

Even though only one of the three scenes is really any good... the one that IS good is SO good. I am convinced the Dom in that one scene is a real Dom. The actress, on the other hand, was less than spectacular... Very fake and unsubmissive. It was fun watching her get reprimanded, though.

Wow, my head is dizzy. Also, I broke my new vibe... this one only lasted an hour. Bummer, but worth it.

Someone on Lit should write a story about girls that are kept outside in small cages and must earn their freedom every morning. PM me if you do!

I've never written about it, but I've done some cage training. It's especially good if a girl has an animal fetish or if she particularly enjoys continuous humiliation.

 

[Killishandra]

I've never written about it, but I've done some cage training. It's especially good if a girl has an animal fetish or if she particularly enjoys continuous humiliation.

I'm not huge on humiliation, but...
There is one point in the, ah, "film", where he is leading her up stairs and into the house with her mouth continuously on his cock (she wasn't on hands and knees, but she was bent far over to achieve this.) "Here Kitty, good girl, come on Kitty."

*orgasm face*

 

[graceanne]

God, Killi, you are such a pervert!

Sounds intersting, thouh.

 

[Killishandra]

God, Killi, you are such a pervert!

Sounds intersting, thouh.

Oh, you know I cunt help it, Gracie.

 

[graceanne]

Oh, you know I cunt help it, Gracie.

That is soooooo aweful. LOL

 

[catalina_francisco]

Someone on Lit should write a story about girls that are kept outside in small cages and must earn their freedom every morning. PM me if you do!

My Possession Ch1 is about being caged, but inside, and with a few extras to make it more interesting.

Catalina

 

[sphynx's dragon]

Oh you aree ssooooo naughty Killi!!! <starts thinking about cages>

 

[Miss Trickery]

I like my porn with a theme. The 'straight to business' types don't do it for me. I want to see a plot build up to a climax and I'm not talking about the kind of climax you're thinking about.

I want to see some comedy as welll. Granted most porn is funny, not intending to be, but I want to see some straight up comedic genius in the storyline! What's wrong with porn today?!

 

[Epona's Chylde]

I'm not huge on humiliation, but...
There is one point in the, ah, "film", where he is leading her up stairs and into the house with her mouth continuously on his cock (she wasn't on hands and knees, but she was bent far over to achieve this.) "Here Kitty, good girl, come on Kitty."

*orgasm face*

*very big grin*

Cage training sounds sooo fun...maybe I need to look for that video

 

[tealsphynx]

That's just awsome Killi! I get tired of cheesy porn. Alot of times the actors are waaaaaaay to fake for me to enjoy (especially the girl on girl stuff that I've seen. The chicks hardly touch eachother (they probbly don't, it's easy to fool a camera) and they act all gigglly and the whole "ooh yeah, yeah, yeah" thing just bugs me(if you can say "yeah" you're probably faking it (I can't speak when orgasming, I'm not sure if anybody can)) I've heard there's better stuff out there, I'm jsut having trouble finding it) Woah, sorry for the string of parenthasis...BTW Killi, if you're ever in the mood for a caging gimme a call, I'm sure we could work something out

 

[Epona's Chylde]

(if you can say "yeah" you're probably faking it (I can't speak when orgasming, I'm not sure if anybody can)[/COLOR]

I don't think that speaking during orgasm necessarily equates to faking...some people can speak during orgasm. I usually do. I've been known to yell "oh yes" or "oh god" (or worse) while orgasming.

I imagine its one of the those things that varies with the individual.

 

[tealsphynx]

Yeah, but the "yeah, yeah yeah" thing is in lots of the porn I've seen. It just seems over done and over faked. I've seen some stuff (mostly the amature stuff) where she is really enjoying it, and there's no "yeah, yeah" thing happening. Granted they might be enjoying the fucking even if they're saying "yeah" over and over it just erks me and turns me off.

 

[graceanne]

I know what you mean, sphynx. It's why I'm not into porn movies. Either they have no plot, or the actress' are so fake (if they have fake boobs all I can think is 'That is so gross.' through the film) or they can't act for shit. I mean, it's a porno, how much acting skills do you NEED?

 

[tealsphynx]

I know what you mean, sphynx. It's why I'm not into porn movies. Either they have no plot, or the actress' are so fake (if they have fake boobs all I can think is 'That is so gross.' through the film) or they can't act for shit. I mean, it's a porno, how much acting skills do you NEED?

Lol, they probably have to act because the director doesn't want any spontaneous sex happening...it would ruin his camera angles!! I don't share the lack of plot hating thing...I've found with porn the plot just kinda bores me. If I'm horny and I want to watch a porn I want sex, not plot.

 

[Betticus]

Lol, they probably have to act because the director doesn't want any spontaneous sex happening...it would ruin his camera angles!! I don't share the lack of plot hating thing...I've found with porn the plot just kinda bores me. If I'm horny and I want to watch a porn I want sex, not plot.

I like the action when I'm in the mood. Of course I only own one porno and it was a freebie.

My girl pal once showed me one she had that involved a cage. The scene went on forever.

This girl was in a small cage so she had to be on her hands and knees, no room at all and her cute lil ass was pushed up against the back of the cage. She was kind of pinned to one of those fucking machines. There was someone with a riding crop too if I recall it correctly.

Poor girl!

 

[popcorn2721]

http://www.avn.com/imagearchive/04/50/51/45051big_97774.jpg

Ill have to cast my vote for Fashionistas.... Its probably the best one Mrs Popcorn and I have seen, it actually took us quite a while to get through some of it cause some of the scenes were just so hot (well, you know ya have to fuck at that point). I also has some nice cage scenes with Belladonna and more than a few whippings. Im gonna give that one a nine out of ten. Next in line was a low budget film we watched called "Friends and Neighbours"....This was a great film to fuck to. It had 3 really hot scenes (the second one being so hot we had to force ourselves to watch it) and we watched that one more than a few times (late fees) before adding it to our collection. I give this one an 8.5 out of ten and its a great couples movie.
I actually have yet to see a ten out of ten movie...most usually fall way short either on story, budget or acting.
Anyways, I recommend these. If you never see another porno this year...check em out.

http://images.dvdempire.com/res/movies/4/465554h.jpg

http://images.dvdempire.com/res/movies/6/611042h.jpg

 

[tealsphynx]

Looks like Fashionistas got alot of awards! I'll have to check it out!

 

[Killishandra]

Hey, I saw that one at the store... Fashionistas... it looked a bit hard-core for my tastes, so I chose the other one. But since you recommend it so highly, perhaps I will check it out sometime.

 

[Killishandra]

Btw, TS, I really like your new av.

 

[tealsphynx]

Btw, TS, I really like your new av.

Thanks!

 

[Recidiva]

I want to see some comedy as welll. Granted most porn is funny, not intending to be, but I want to see some straight up comedic genius in the storyline! What's wrong with porn today?!

Try "Lord of The G-Strings" I laughed so hard I made everyone watch it. Even my daughter.

Whorespank!

 

[landcruisergal]

Fashionistas has some great scenes, and belladonna is simply stunning . Rocco irritates me for some reason tho. Theres a performance spanking scene that really got me all hot and bothered.
My favourite porn flicks of all time for some reason are the Devil in Miss Jones series. I esp like no 5: The Inferno for some reason.
Once you get over the awful intro's. They are more a series of short scenes. If one scene doesnt float your boat, you can skip it. I guess I like it because it doesnt pretend to have much of a story line as such.
Trivia:The original DIMJ was the first xrated film,and despite all its 70's hairiness is a pretty good vintage porn flick. Jenna Jamieson is in the remake released this month, but being in Aus I guess I will have to wait...drat.

 

[shaymless]

no cage scenes

...but www.sexandsubmission.com is worth a peek for short (30 minute) porn of the M/f variety. It's not a free site, but I believe they have free previews.

It's not especially hardcore, but it does the trick

shay

 

[nusubgurl]

There is one point in the, ah, "film", where he is leading her up stairs and into the house with her mouth continuously on his cock (she wasn't on hands and knees, but she was bent far over to achieve this.) "Here Kitty, good girl, come on Kitty."

*orgasm face*

Is this a typo?? Didn't you mean to type "Here killi, good girl, come on killi"

LOLOLOL... and that would make me purr tooooooo!!