The Best of Stews

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Naive women aged 20 to 45 are recruited for what they think is a cooking competition, in which they will judge a vatiety of stews.
The trick is that it is actually a sleazy soft core sex competition featuring men aged 20 to 45. Instead of their cooking skills, the men are scored on seduction, "bed play" and "after care". One stew or Sruart or Stuie is sent home each round. The remaining Dtews then decide which of the gals go home.
For a double stew, are all the women flight attendants?
So any of the women refuse to participate once the truth is revealed?
what is the grand prize? what other than an STD do the eliminated women depart with?
Are any of the Stews actually good at booking stew? goes anybody care?

(if you get pcked up on network, cable, streaming or social media with this idea, I want royalties on the idea- it is less terrible than most reality shows on the air).
 
The final winner of course is Baba Yaga. There is no greater stew, no better taste, than the one that dooms your soul for all eternity. But don't worry, she'll make your final hours feel worthwhile. She's not history's greatest enchantress for nothing.
 
The final winner of course is Baba Yaga. There is no greater stew, no better taste, than the one that dooms your soul for all eternity. But don't worry, she'll make your final hours feel worthwhile. She's not history's greatest enchantress for nothing.
does she compete disguised as Kaley Cucco?
 
does she compete disguised as Kaley Cucco?
Well, as a Russian folklore, one can imagine that she could easily compete with many of our celebrity wants. What's the point of sucking the life out of someone if you don't get the eternal youth to go with it?
 
Lit does not take cannibal stories- unless the "meat" escapes, no doubt by using a sexual decoy.
 
The final winner of course is Baba Yaga. There is no greater stew, no better taste, than the one that dooms your soul for all eternity. But don't worry, she'll make your final hours feel worthwhile. She's not history's greatest enchantress for nothing.
Mussorgsky certainly thought so!
 
I initially thought that the women thought they were comparing STEWs,
But the film producers were having them compare STUs (guys named Stu...)
Or it could be a period piece back when flight attendants were "stew(ardesse)s."

Both Lit legal.
 
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