The Barney Conspiracy

[Ginny]

c'mon Ish...enough with the hints about a tortoise-slow cajun girly....lay it out in the open....you know tortoise and i love a good conspiracy theory....and since you're such a super-dee-dooper investigator....you'll be able to post proof.....of course....you know those lil thangs called facts.....


<laughing and winking at someone>

 

[Rex1960]

for the time you're waiting for a reply by ISH,
can you please bend over and reajust that camera, please

Thank you

Your AV is making me nervous - AGAIN

 

[juicylips]

omg...another mystery for the gang to solve?

Which one is this?

I'm clueless.

As per usual

 

[miles]

You mean you don't know?

He's Spartacus!

 

[His_kitty]

omg...another mystery for the gang to solve?

Can I please be Daphne this time?

 

[juicylips]

Can I please be Daphne this time?

Sure.

I want to be Velma. Her glasses are hot as hell.

 

[bknight2602]

omg...another mystery for the gang to solve?

Which one is this?

I'm clueless.

As per usual

I'm in your camp jl, I'm clueless to this issue?

 

[His_kitty]

Sure.

I want to be Velma. Her glasses are hot as hell.

You know how much that orange sweater turns me on.

 

[juicylips]

You know how much that orange sweater turns me on.

You in purple. Me in orange.

We'll drive Fred and Shaggy wild with lust.

 

[His_kitty]

You in purple. Me in orange.

We'll drive Fred and Shaggy wild with lust.

We'll just toss them a treat or two.

We may need to get the Mystery Machine the bumper sticker "If the Van is Rockin, Don't Come Knockin"

 

[juicylips]

We'll just toss them a treat or two.

We may need to get the Mystery Machine the bumper sticker "If the Van is Rockin, Don't Come Knockin"

*Coffeespew*

It puts a whole new twist on the term...Scooby snacks.

 

[Lancecastor]

c'mon Ish...enough with the hints about a tortoise-slow cajun girly....lay it out in the open....you know tortoise and i love a good conspiracy theory....and since you're such a super-dee-dooper investigator....you'll be able to post proof.....of course....you know those lil thangs called facts.....


<laughing and winking at someone>

I just found out yesterday that you and I are connected in this, Ginny.

I found out at IP address number 58.XXX.XXX.XXX.

Do you have any spare cyanide pills from Mr. X in case the "authorities" close in on us?

Lance

 

[tortoise]

you'll be able to post proof.....of course....you know those lil thangs called facts.....

LOL

God I love you.

Facts schmacts, baby. We want more vague, cleverly couched innuendo, and we want it NOW!

Meanwhile, we'll return to posting our usual goofiness, leaving the white-lipped crowd to their spittle-flecked paranoia. We've been through all this before, and these days we truly do laugh at it all. If these freaks decide to go after any of you next, please just try to continue to laugh it off, and HAVE FUN. They hate that.

Enjoying yourself is the best revenge.

 

[Freya]

Do you guy teach cool spy tricks to amateurs? Sell books on your trade?

"How to be create new identities" for $14.95 plus shipping

 

[A Desert Rose]

I fucking hate Barney. And I do not feel strongly about too many things.

 

[Ginny]

Barney:

stay the fuck out of my PM's

<laughing>

 

[Ginny]

"Well, I guess to sum it up,
you could say, there's three reasons
why there's so little crime in Mayberry.
There's Andy, and there's me, and
[patting gun] baby makes three."

 

[Ginny]

c'mon Ishy Pooh....Big Man.....where's all that evidence to back up your innuendo?

<laughing>

 

[TWB]

Blarney?

 

[Coolville]

c'mon Ishy Pooh....Big Man.....where's all that evidence to back up your innuendo?

<laughing>

With all love and respect to Tortoise.... you're adorable!

 

[Eumenides]

Ginny, I've known for a long time that you were behind the composition of the Barney theme song. Yet, I've forgiven you long ago.

 

[Ginny]

it's far more fun to insinuate something you might suspect....cast doubt....have that doubt become fact once you've repeated it enough....than to have to have support something with facts, isn't it?......<giggling at both Barneys>....

 

[ksmybuttons]

it's far more fun to insinuate something you might suspect....cast doubt....have that doubt become fact once you've repeated it enough....than to have to have support something with facts, isn't it?......<giggling at both Barneys>....

Ginny, could you start rumors that I am a sweet young thing? Please? Can I be you west coast connection? Please?

Can I play, can I play?

 

[Ginny]

lol....well....you know what i heard?

it was pm'd to me....and the person that pm'd it is a fine person, loyal to our community....above reproach....so i know it's true....for them to come to this conclusion....it has to be...

ksmybuttons is really an 18 year old model/actress with 38D tetons and a 20 inch waist.....she role plays as a mature, married, keen-humored woman online....just to keep the horny guys from pouncing on her....she wants to be loved for her mind not her young, perfect body....can you believe that shit?....the nerve of that kissmybutt creature.......<giggling>....what a fraud!











sidenote: it's quite predictable that now that i've laughingly tried to draw the insinuators out....they won't play anymore, not one mention of the "wonderful poster that is truly evil" or the "tortoise-slow cajun girly"....it was much more fun for them when i ignored it....'cause then they could continue with their theory....but to present actual proof in public...well....they can't....it's a fucking theory....one that just seemed to work, made absolute sense....well, of course, that was after they eliminated the first person they suspected.....<wink>.....

 

[ksmybuttons]

lol....well....you know what i heard?

it was pm'd to me....and the person that pm'd it is a fine person, loyal to our community....above reproach....so i know it's true....for them to come to this conclusion....it has to be...

ksmybuttons is really an 18 year old model/actress with 38D tetons and a 20 inch waist.....she role plays as a mature, married, keen-humored woman online....just to keep the horny guys from pouncing on her....she wants to be loved for her mind not her young, perfect body....can you believe that shit?....the nerve of that kissmybutt creature.......<giggling>....what a fraud!







Wow, thanks, Ginny! Do you think it will catch on?