The bad thing about being a non-alcoholic...

[SnoopDog]

... you can't start ''I'm drunk''-threads.

Discuss !

Snoopy

 

[Guest]

ah, sure you can
you just dont mean it is all...
sides which you can point and laugh all you want.


v~
saying: be kind to your liver

 

[Liar]

The bad thing about being a non-aloholic is that you can't say "it's a disease, I need help" when making an ass out of one's ass while drungk. But that's pretty much the only thing.

 

[Guest]

erm.. im exempt from this thread as of ten min. ago

 

[yui]

erm.. im exempt from this thread as of ten min. ago

Me, too. I am such a lush. I want to smoke, too. I am going to hell in a handbasket.

What's a handbasket, anyway?

 

[carsonshepherd]

The best thing about being a drinker is, you can make the non-alcoholics drive you places for free.

 

[Guest]

Me, too. I am such a lush. I want to smoke, too. I am going to hell in a handbasket.

What's a handbasket, anyway?

bigger than a bread box


hell... does it really matter?
tip it back, love!

 

[yui]

bigger than a bread box


hell... does it really matter?
tip it back, love!

This...this, vella, is why you are adored by the masses in at least thirty countries!

 

[LadyJeanne]

bigger than a bread box


hell... does it really matter?
tip it back, love!

I need to join this party...first glass on its way down even as we speak.

 

[Guest]

This...this, vella, is why you are adored by the masses in at least thirty countries!

ah yui, ya made me blush...
no easy feat, that

now, tell me your darkest secrets. i swear i won't tell a soul.

 

[SeaCat]

The best parts are no hangovers, and you don't have to worry about what you did the night before.

Cat

 

[yui]

ah yui, ya made me blush...
no easy feat, that

now, tell me your darkest secrets. i swear i won't tell a soul.

Only of you promise not to tell. Well…see, I think the pictures of you and lucky are simultaneously the most erotic and the sweetest thing I have seen in a very long time.

 

[yui]

The best parts are no hangovers, and you don't have to worry about what you did the night before.

Cat

Ah, Cat, as always, you are very wise. Hangovers suck. And I get them every time. I am such a lightweight in the drinking department.

 

[Guest]

Only of you promise not to tell. Well…see, I think the pictures of you and lucky are simultaneously the most erotic and the sweetest thing I have seen in a very long time.

you have totally endeared yourself to me


dont tell me a thing...ill be honest and tell you...
this thread...its public and everyone can read what you write.
just incase you didnt know.

 

[moonlight elf]

The best parts are no hangovers, and you don't have to worry about what you did the night before.

Cat

Yes, for control freaks like me that is the best part.

 

[rgraham666]

The best parts are no hangovers, and you don't have to worry about what you did the night before.

Cat

On the other hand, you don't do things you want to forget. Or is that remember?

I'll let you know when I sober up.

 

[yui]

you have totally endeared yourself to me


dont tell me a thing...ill be honest and tell you...
this thread...its public and everyone can read what you write.
just incase you didnt know.

Thank you! Oy! Three bottles of beer and I am confessing all my secrets. Thank you for the advice!

But the pictures really are beautiful.

 

[yui]

Yes, for control freaks like me that is the best part.

Does that make me an uncontrollable freak?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Does that make me an uncontrollable freak?

Everybody say it with me now:

GOD, I HOPE SO!

 

[yui]

Everybody say it with me now:

GOD, I HOPE SO!

Watch it, or I'll get sloppy and start confessing undying love or something tacky like that...

 

[Liar]

Does that make me an uncontrollable freak?

Only one way to find out. Get sloshed. Take pics. Post here.

(Or get over here, get sloshed, and I'll handle the camera.)

 

[SeaCat]

Ah, Cat, as always, you are very wise. Hangovers suck. And I get them every time. I am such a lightweight in the drinking department.

I wouldn't say wise is the word you want to use here. I just got tired of cringing whenever I woke up in the morning and heard the neighbors cat walking across his floor.

Yeah I drank more than a bit over the years, but then my wife started to get worried about it when she saw her brothers life fall apart from Alchoholism. We talked about it a couple of times and I quit drinking. N.A. Beer is the strongest thing I drink now.) I was lucky, I didn't have any problem quitting, and I don't miss it in the least.

Cat

(Now lightweights can be fun at parties. {Leering grin})

 

[SeaCat]

Yes, for control freaks like me that is the best part.

I wouldn't know about the controll freaks, I kind of avoid them. (Or they avoid me is more likely, they know I can't be controlled.)

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

On the other hand, you don't do things you want to forget. Or is that remember?

I'll let you know when I sober up.

LOLOLOL

Cat