The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[pathology_liz]

and, they douse me with their liquid.

I put in a towel.

and the other boxer straps the winners belt around his waist.

I put in a ships brass bell.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the other boxer straps the winners belt around his waist.

I put in a ships brass bell.

and you get to change the watch every three hours.

I put in an officer of the watch...

 

[pathology_liz]

and you get to change the watch every three hours.

I put in an officer of the watch...

but will he be a gentleman with my garters?

I put in the entire Order of the Garter. Even the really old ones.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but will he be a gentleman with my garters?

I put in the entire Order of the Garter. Even the really old ones.

and one says to you, in a discrete aside, "Honey, Your silk slip is showing, I think," or at least something like that in French.

I put in a gentlemanly offer to adjust both slip and garter...

 

[pathology_liz]

and one says to you, in a discrete aside, "Honey, Your silk slip is showing, I think," or at least something like that in French.

I put in a gentlemanly offer to adjust both slip and garter...

and it's lustily taken up. belying wanton desires.

I put in a rip tide

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it's lustily taken up. belying wanton desires.

I put in a rip tide

and it tears off your bikini as you foolishly attempt to swim cross-current to escape it.

I put in a mad dash by a dozen would-be rescuers...

 

[pathology_liz]

and it tears off your bikini as you foolishly attempt to swim cross-current to escape it.

I put in a mad dash by a dozen would-be rescuers...

but health and safety laws reduce it to an amble.

I put in the town Burghers.

 

[Austin8]

but health and safety laws reduce it to an amble.

I put in the town Burghers.

and America's overweight problems just got a lot worse

I put in a town of fresh fruit

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and America's overweight problems just got a lot worse

I put in a town of fresh fruit

and, I mix up the fruit with sour cream, mini marshmallows and coconut.

I put in big bowl.

 

[Austin8]

and, I mix up the fruit with sour cream, mini marshmallows and coconut.

I put in big bowl.

no no no you might as well live in burger town!

I throw out all the fat sugary crap and...

put in some more fresh fruit!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

no no no you might as well live in burger town!

I throw out all the fat sugary crap and...

put in some more fresh fruit!

and everyone comments on how Austin likes his fruits fresh.

I put in a double-entendre...

 

[Austin8]

and everyone comments on how Austin likes his fruits fresh.

I put in a double-entendre...

and I dont get it

In goes a whole eons worth of secret santa numbers

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and I dont get it

In goes a whole eons worth of secret santa numbers

and you get a very long list of who's naughty and who's nice, and who's naughty AND nice.

I put in a very secret, very discrete Santa...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a very long list of who's naughty and who's nice, and who's naughty AND nice.

I put in a very secret, very discrete Santa...

HoHoHo!

I dumped in a bag of different flavor candy canes

 

[Tio_Narratore]

HoHoHo!

I dumped in a bag of different flavor candy canes

and you're overwhelmed by the sweet tooth brigade.

I put in a free toothbrush...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you're overwhelmed by the sweet tooth brigade.

I put in a free toothbrush...

and the instructions on how to use it properly.

I put in some good dentifrice.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I say "Well, that might have helped me avoid the situation I currently find myself in." *wincing in tooth pain* (but it's more about a bad root canal jobs and tricksters who take advantage).

I put in several shots of novocaine...

 

[Handley_Page]

and I say "Well, that might have helped me avoid the situation I currently find myself in." *wincing in tooth pain* (but it's more about a bad root canal jobs and tricksters who take advantage).

I put in several shots of novocaine...

and you write the ultimate erotic story whilst frozen high.


I put in a request for more syringes.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

The request is denied. Ugh, needles! Alas, not much writing in this kinda pain, although pain meds are keeping the edge off a little.

I put in a big bad wolf...

 

[Austin8]

The request is denied. Ugh, needles! Alas, not much writing in this kinda pain, although pain meds are keeping the edge off a little.

I put in a big bad wolf...

Im a bit reluctant to tell this but... I pulled a wisdom tooth with a flat blade screwdriver.

I put in some self dentistry books

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I pass out.

I put in a "with or without the aid of alcohol or something stronger?"

 

[Austin8]

and I pass out.

I put in a "with or without the aid of alcohol or something stronger?"

no, without, I don't drink alcohol and I don't take drugs.

I put in an orris root

 

[Tio_Narratore]

no, without, I don't drink alcohol and I don't take drugs.

I put in an orris root

and the iris smells like sweet violets, sweeter than all the roses.

I put in some juniper to add flavor...

 

[Austin8]

and the iris smells like sweet violets, sweeter than all the roses.

I put in some juniper to add flavor...

when the babies were teething we attached an orris root to them with a short length of ribbon, for them to chew on, it has a mild numbing effect.

I put in some cute baby pictures.

 

[Freefall_mc]

and the iris smells like sweet violets, sweeter than all the roses.

I put in some juniper to add flavor...

And Austin declines the gin and sweet vermouth.

I put in a jar of green olives and pickled okra.

Tio.......

Edit: Baby pictures? I hide the booze and plan the holiday decorations for homecomings.