The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Naughty_Misty]

and, you get a very fair game.

I put in a couple of basket balls.

And get a plate of my specialty: Monday Night Football Nachos.

I put in my lumpy old pillow.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

And get a plate of my specialty: Monday Night Football Nachos.

I put in my lumpy old pillow.

and its perfect for cuddling on a lonely night.

I put in chicken soup for the brokenhearted soul..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and its perfect for cuddling on a lonely night.

I put in chicken soup for the brokenhearted soul..

and the steam coalesces into a genie to comfort the soul.

I put in an open ear and heart...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and the steam coalesces into a genie to comfort the soul.

I put in an open ear and heart...

and those simple words could possibly be the glue that puts things together.

I put in many promises broken and an empty box of bandaids.

cuddles for sweet Tio

 

[Austin8]

and those simple words could possibly be the glue that puts things together.

I put in many promises broken and an empty box of bandaids.

cuddles for sweet Tio

and the aliens return a young heart, full of trust and believing.

I put in a smooth gray stone, for wishing on.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it takes on a shimmering cherry patina from much soft rubbing.

I put in a wish for the fulfillment of a wish...

 

[Austin8]

and it takes on a shimmering cherry patina from much soft rubbing.

I put in a wish for the fulfillment of a wish...

and you know the aliens grant all good hearted wishes...

I put in a long, hot, Texas summer day.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you know the aliens grant all good hearted wishes...

I put in a long, hot, Texas summer day.

and your horse won't go anywhere but to the creek.

I put in an afternoon's ride up Paloduro Canyon...

 

[Austin8]

and your horse won't go anywhere but to the creek.

I put in an afternoon's ride up Paloduro Canyon...

man you got that right! Lol

Ive spent a lot of time hiking the canyon...

I put in a cold glass of water

 

[Tio_Narratore]

man you got that right! Lol

Ive spent a lot of time hiking the canyon...

I put in a cold glass of water

and it tides us over until we reach the old CCC cabins.

I put in a pair of curious mountain goats watching from above the lake...

(A great place for hiking or riding)

 

[Handley_Page]

and it tides us over until we reach the old CCC cabins.

I put in a pair of curious mountain goats watching from above the lake...

(A great place for hiking or riding)

and your bear matches theirs.

I put in a handy 8.33mm rifle.

 

[Naughty_Misty]

and your bear matches theirs.

I put in a handy 8.33mm rifle.

and you get a ParKershaw Camo Buck Buster HP Crossbow w/Scope...

I put in a an empty beer bottle.

 

[Ravishing]

and you get a ParKershaw Camo Buck Buster HP Crossbow w/Scope...

I put in a an empty beer bottle.

.. and pull out a bottle of whiskey with two shot's remaining.

I put in my Strawberry jellies Lip gloss ...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

.. and pull out a bottle of whiskey with two shot's remaining.

I put in my Strawberry jellies Lip gloss ...

and, I'm sure there is someone here who would want to taste it on your lips.

I put in strawberry flavored undies.

 

[WillLove]

the machine grinds and chokes. the absence of a thud leads me to believe this machine needs to be serviced, but I checked the slot and found an old risque playing card... the two of diamonds, score!

I deposit two torn out pages of the kama sutra that are stuck together.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

the machine grinds and chokes. the absence of a thud leads me to believe this machine needs to be serviced, but I checked the slot and found an old risque playing card... the two of diamonds, score!

I deposit two torn out pages of the kama sutra that are stuck together.

and you receive the blessing of Vatsayayana for the strength of your devotion.

I put in a hymn for Innana of the wondrous vulva...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you receive the blessing of Vatsayayana for the strength of your devotion.

I put in a hymn for Innana of the wondrous vulva...

And, your tongue gets in the way so you have to hum the tune.

I put in a native tongue.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, your tongue gets in the way so you have to hum the tune.

I put in a native tongue.

and the Vending Machine moans softly at its entry.

I put in a wave of dark energy...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the Vending Machine moans softly at its entry.

I put in a wave of dark energy...

and your aura (sp) fades to purple.

I put in a crystal.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and your aura (sp) fades to purple.

I put in a crystal.

and the moonlight sparkles throughout its facets.

I put in a night under the stars...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and the moonlight sparkles throughout its facets.

I put in a night under the stars...

and a girl can dream a little dream of you.

I put in a cool ocean breeze over her warm body.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and a girl can dream a little dream of you.

I put in a cool ocean breeze over her warm body.

and she gets sweet dreams that leave all worries behind her.

I put in a kiss on the breeze that whispers "I love you..."

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and she gets sweet dreams that leave all worries behind her.

I put in a kiss on the breeze that whispers "I love you..."

and, the birds are singing in the sycamore tree.

I put in a ticket to leave on a jet plane.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the birds are singing in the sycamore tree.

I put in a ticket to leave on a jet plane.

and your bags, though packed, are left behind.

I put in a big, yellow taxi...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and your bags, though packed, are left behind.

I put in a big, yellow taxi...

and, it sinks into my river and turns into a yellow submarine.

I put in a red rubber ball.