The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it sinks into my river and turns into a yellow submarine.

I put in a red rubber ball.

and the morning sun keeps shining.

I put in a bridge over troubled water...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the morning sun keeps shining.

I put in a bridge over troubled water...

and, it must be my river showing up on the evening news again.

I put in a horse with no name.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it must be my river showing up on the evening news again.

I put in a horse with no name.

and the desert is dry until the rains come.

I put in a certain hotel in southern California...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the desert is dry until the rains come.

I put in a certain hotel in southern California...

and, all the whackos arrive at the Hotel California.

I put in an overnight ride in Dollywood.

 

[Austin8]

and, all the whackos arrive at the Hotel California.

I put in an overnight ride in Dollywood.

and I spend all day looking for Dolly

I put in a Sir Richard Branson Adventure

 

[Handley_Page]

and I spend all day looking for Dolly

I put in a Sir Richard Branson Adventure

and the Virgin flies so high !


I put in a visit to the Tower of London.

 

[Austin8]

and the Virgin flies so high !


I put in a visit to the Tower of London.

would like to see it Hp

and you get a fair maiden with long hair

I put in a doctors visit

 

[Handley_Page]

would like to see it Hp

and you get a fair maiden with long hair

I put in a doctors visit

and get told the 'fair maiden' was anything but.


I put in a long painful course of Penicillin.

 

[Naughty_Misty]

and get told the 'fair maiden' was anything but.


I put in a long painful course of Penicillin.

And get a box of condoms for the next "not so fair maiden" you stumble upon.

I put in a days worth of sexual frustration...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And get a box of condoms for the next "not so fair maiden" you stumble upon.

I put in a days worth of sexual frustration...

and get a night of ecstatic release.

I put in a birdsong at dawn...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and get a night of ecstatic release.

I put in a birdsong at dawn...

and the sound is as soothing as a soft summer breeze.

I put in 2 mint julep's.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the sound is as soothing as a soft summer breeze.

I put in 2 mint julep's.

and two pairs of minty two-lips.

I put in a summer's taste shared on the lips...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and two pairs of minty two-lips.

I put in a summer's taste shared on the lips...

and my skin feels like fire where your hands rest on my hips.

I put in a whisper of silk.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and my skin feels like fire where your hands rest on my hips.

I put in a whisper of silk.

and the word softly reverberates, filling the sphere with a note of desire.

I put in a focus for the diffuse heat of the body...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the word softly reverberates, filling the sphere with a note of desire.

I put in a focus for the diffuse heat of the body...

And, a cold bucket of water comes cascading over the two of you.

I put in a towel.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, a cold bucket of water comes cascading over the two of you.

I put in a towel.

and the VM twists it tight and snaps it on your ass.

I put in a soupcon of bad karma...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the VM twists it tight and snaps it on your ass.

I put in a soupcon of bad karma...

and, you miss my ass by accident and knock over that clay karma statue and break it into smitherenes, never to be return to the scene.

I put in a dust pan and brush, and me on my knees.

 

[Austin8]

and, you miss my ass by accident and knock over that clay karma statue and break it into smitherenes, never to be return to the scene.

I put in a dust pan and brush, and me on my knees.

and you get a severe rug burn
I put in a cup of refreshingly cold, and frosty coconut water

 

[Naughty_Misty]

and you get a severe rug burn
I put in a cup of refreshingly cold, and frosty coconut water

And you get a freshly baked Coconut Cream Pie!

I put in some gummy bears...

 

[Austin8]

And you get a freshly baked Coconut Cream Pie!

I put in some gummy bears...

Blech!

and under the heat of the vending machine lights, they melt into one gummy yummy blob

I put in an afternoon of cloud watching

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And you get a freshly baked Coconut Cream Pie!

I put in some gummy bears...

I'm edit this out cuz I'm slow. Too slow.

It's a hot day with some whispy clouds that remind me of an old balding man with a comb-over.

I'm going to put a toup.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'm edit this out cuz I'm slow. Too slow.

It's a hot day with some whispy clouds that remind me of an old balding man with a comb-over.

I'm going to put a toup.

A what ? (sits there with large slang dictionary trying to fathom it out).

I put in the dictionary.

 

[Austin8]

A what ? (sits there with large slang dictionary trying to fathom it out).

I put in the dictionary.

(I think she meant a Toupee.)

I put in a request to be clear with the descriptions

 

[Handley_Page]

(I think she meant a Toupee.)

I put in a request to be clear with the descriptions

the reply is printed white on white in 4pt Times.

I put in a box of Rockwell Bold 16pt.

 

[Naughty_Misty]

the reply is printed white on white in 4pt Times.

I put in a box of Rockwell Bold 16pt.

And you get the abridged copy of War and Peace.

I put in my fried video card... (guess I burned up on these hot stories!)