The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and you get a solid 3 part harmony

I put in a Garrison Keillor prairie home companion

and sit there chuckling all night
[actually, it's a tad too USA for me, but it's amusing at times]


I put in a Sherlock Holmes mystery

 

[Austin8]

and sit there chuckling all night
[actually, it's a tad too USA for me, but it's amusing at times]


I put in a Sherlock Holmes mystery

I like the show, listen on the radio on Sunday night

and you get a dude named Watson

I put in a Doc Watson song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdUrg2Cqxdw

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I like the show, listen on the radio on Sunday night

and you get a dude named Watson

I put in a Doc Watson song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdUrg2Cqxdw

and his prescription cures the ailing melody.

I put in an antibiotic-resistant strain of infectious humour...

 

[Austin8]

and his prescription cures the ailing melody.

I put in an antibiotic-resistant strain of infectious humour...

and Bar can't stop laughing

I put in a rain cloud, hovering...

 

[Handley_Page]

and Bar can't stop laughing

I put in a rain cloud, hovering...

and the laughter dies back - just a little

I put in a Penicillin - reluctant pill that doesn't do much for my cellulitis.

 

[Austin8]

and the laughter dies back - just a little

I put in a Penicillin - reluctant pill that doesn't do much for my cellulitis.

and you get home grown penicillin culture

I put in a worn and dirty cowboy hat

 

[kimbalee]

and you get home grown penicillin culture

I put in a worn and dirty cowboy hat

and I dust it off and put it on.

I put in a nice glass of lemonade after an extremely hot day...

 

[Austin8]

and I dust it off and put it on.

I put in a nice glass of lemonade after an extremely hot day...

glug glug glug... ahhhh... lip smack

I put in a indoor outdoor thermometer

 

[kimbalee]

glug glug glug... ahhhh... lip smack

I put in a indoor outdoor thermometer

and it registers "hotter than hell."

I put in a few ice cubes...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it registers "hotter than hell."

I put in a few ice cubes...

and it's so hot they instantly form an aqueous plasma.

I put in a new view of the primordial universe...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and it's so hot they instantly form an aqueous plasma.

I put in a new view of the primordial universe...

And three gods with nothing but time and knowledge on their side, sit back and watch those amoeba's struggle to exist.

I put in a short "emotional storm" and swear that the machine will always remember "these foolish things"

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And three gods with nothing but time and knowledge on their side, sit back and watch those amoeba's struggle to exist.

I put in a short "emotional storm" and swear that the machine will always remember "these foolish things"

and you get a flock of gulls on the Ile de France.

I put in a castle on the Rhine...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a flock of gulls on the Ile de France.

I put in a castle on the Rhine...

and the watermelon is all gone...

I put in a better than average rainfall total

Hey Ausus welcome back

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the watermelon is all gone...

I put in a better than average rainfall total

Hey Ausus welcome back

and you get a new sump pump.

I put in a Noachian deluge...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a new sump pump.

I put in a Noachian deluge...

And the weatherman says "it's a shower"

I put in an inflatable boat

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the weatherman says "it's a shower"

I put in an inflatable boat

and you get carried off by a Sea Eagle.

I put in a cedar canoe...

 

[Austin8]

and you get carried off by a Sea Eagle.

I put in a cedar canoe...

and we paddle the mighty Colorado

I put in a Deuter Dry Shield pack

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and we paddle the mighty Colorado

I put in a Deuter Dry Shield pack

and you never have to worry about leaks again.

I put in a live performance by the Soggy Bottom Boys...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you never have to worry about leaks again.

I put in a live performance by the Soggy Bottom Boys...

and, Oprah gives everyone in the audience a box of Depends.

I put in a firecracker or two.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, Oprah gives everyone in the audience a box of Depends.

I put in a firecracker or two.

Both of which are promptly ejected by - the Slug.

I put in a fire extinguisher.

[what's depends?]

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Both of which are promptly ejected by - the Slug.

I put in a fire extinguisher.

[what's depends?]

(a brand of Adult diapers whose name has now become the generic term for the articles)


and it's rated only AB while you have a C fire.

I put in some marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers...

 

[Handley_Page]

I put in some marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers...

so we can drink the chocolate, toast the marshmallows and eat the Crackers on the resulting bonfire.

I put in the Volunteer Fire Department's finest.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

so we can drink the chocolate, toast the marshmallows and eat the Crackers on the resulting bonfire.

I put in the Volunteer Fire Department's finest.

and, the Girl Scouts line up to buy their latest calendar.

I put in a box of Tag-A-Longs.

 

[Austin8]

and, the Girl Scouts line up to buy their latest calendar.

I put in a box of Tag-A-Longs.

and you get a fan club

I put in a 25M Chunkit ball launcher

 

[Handley_Page]

and, the Girl Scouts line up to buy their latest calendar.

I put in a box of Tag-A-Longs.

each with a Fireman wanting the Girl Scouts' Calendar.

I put in some new glasses.