The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and it finds its way into DGHear's Humour Thread.

I put in a joke about a rabbi, a priest, and an imam...

which nobody finds funny and a small war gets started.

I put in a Holy Book.


( and, Babs and Austin make a clean get-away.
to the music from Bonnie & Clyde ~)

 

[Austin8]

which nobody finds funny and a small war gets started.

I put in a Holy Book.


( and, Babs and Austin make a clean get-away.
to the music from Bonnie & Clyde ~)

lol morning Hp are you doing ok?

I put in a Eukanuba doggie treat

any family pets Hp?

 

[YoursSINSerely]

lol morning Hp are you doing ok?

I put in a Eukanuba doggie treat

any family pets Hp?

and, the dog eats his treat and I want to know where mine is.

I put in a fancy feast for the cat lovers.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, the dog eats his treat and I want to know where mine is.

I put in a fancy feast for the cat lovers.

and cats, large and larger converge to scoff the lot.


I put Babs' treat on my sofa.

[ I ain't too bad today but my leg itches somethin' cruel ]

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and cats, large and larger converge to scoff the lot.


I put Babs' treat on my sofa.

and, I sit down for a nibble--or two.

I put in dessert being served in the next room.

 

[Austin8]

and, I sit down for a nibble--or two.

I put in dessert being served in the next room.

Blech! don't like sweet stuff for breakfast

I but in an egg sanwich

l?eg itches? what happened Hp

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Blech! don't like sweet stuff for breakfast

I but in an egg sanwich

l?eg itches? what happened Hp

and, you have to use the Texas size toast for that ostrich egg.

I put in cast iron skillet.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I sit down for a nibble--or two.

I put in dessert being served in the next room.

Atacama, Sahara or Gobi are the deserts of choice.


I put in a bowl of strawberries

 

[Austin8]

Atacama, Sahara or Gobi are the deserts of choice.


I put in a bowl of strawberries

they are in season here

I put in a glass of milk

 

[Handley_Page]

they are in season here

I put in a glass of milk

ideal with the chocolate. . . .

I put in an ice cream

 

[YoursSINSerely]

ideal with the chocolate. . . .

I put in an ice cream

and, I assume it's in a cone and I know how to eat it.

I put in a linen napkin.

 

[Austin8]

and, I assume it's in a cone and I know how to eat it.

I put in a linen napkin.

does ketchup stain?

I put in a dog brush

 

[YoursSINSerely]

does ketchup stain?

I put in a dog brush

and, I wait my turn to get my back scratched, too.

I put in a loofah.

 

[Austin8]

and, I wait my turn to get my back scratched, too.

I put in a loofah.

and you get an ol sea sponge, ACK!

I put in a wash rag

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get an ol sea sponge, ACK!

I put in a wash rag

and, now I get a bath. Love it!

I put in a pile of bubbles.

 

[Austin8]

and, now I get a bath. Love it!

I put in a pile of bubbles.

and the bubbles dissipate leaving you exposed

I put in a better water heater for a hot shower

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the bubbles dissipate leaving you exposed

I put in a better water heater for a hot shower

and, a hot shower on a hot day leads to melted emotions.

I put in a cool pillow.

 

[Austin8]

and, a hot shower on a hot day leads to melted emotions.

I put in a cool pillow.

well I know two things about laundry and people, hot water cleans, and cotton is comfy

I put in a old pair of Wrangler jeans

 

[Handley_Page]

well I know two things about laundry and people, hot water cleans, and cotton is comfy

I put in a old pair of Wrangler jeans

but the Wrangler wants them back.


I put in a surprisingly warm evening.

 

[Austin8]

but the Wrangler wants them back.


I put in a surprisingly warm evening.

and we relax on the front porch

I put in some cow cake

 

[Handley_Page]

and we relax on the front porch

I put in some cow cake

it'll do nicely on the Roses.


I put in some serious rich Fruit Cake.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

it'll do nicely on the Roses.


I put in some serious rich Fruit Cake.

and, you get back a very funny upside down cake.

I put in a ring of pineapple.

 

[Austin8]

and, you get back a very funny upside down cake.

I put in a ring of pineapple.

and you get a burnin' ring of fire

I put in a sticker that says, "God Bless Johnny Cash"

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a burnin' ring of fire

I put in a sticker that says, "God Bless Johnny Cash"

and get one that says "Praise the Lord".


I put in an Apple pie (with cloves)

 

[Austin8]

and get one that says "Praise the Lord".


I put in an Apple pie (with cloves)

and it's consumed in, 1... 2... 3.... 4 giant gulps

I put in a mule shoe