The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and it's consumed in, 1... 2... 3.... 4 giant gulps

I put in a mule shoe

and you get kicked by a steel high-heel.

I put in 40 miles on the Erie Canal...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get kicked by a steel high-heel.

I put in 40 miles on the Erie Canal...

And, it's a long, long way to swim.

I put in a moonlit river walk.

 

[Austin8]

And, it's a long, long way to swim.

I put in a moonlit river walk.

and Ive forgotten where my shoes are

I put in a firecracker

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Ive forgotten where my shoes are

I put in a firecracker

and, her name is Lolita, and hails from the south and she's hot, hot, hot.

I put in a ball park frank.

 

[Austin8]

and, her name is Lolita, and hails from the south and she's hot, hot, hot.

I put in a ball park frank.

he's the guy that lives behind the concession stand

I put in a Little League 4th of Julie B B Q

 

[YoursSINSerely]

he's the guy that lives behind the concession stand

I put in a Little League 4th of Julie B B Q

and, the home team wears red, white, and blue.

I put in an autographed baseball by Yaz.

 

[Austin8]

and, the home team wears red, white, and blue.

I put in an autographed baseball by Yaz.

?

I put in a 4th of julie doggie parade

 

[YoursSINSerely]

?

I put in a 4th of julie doggie parade

Carl Yastrzemski--old Red Sox player


and, there's pink ribbons on the girls and blue ones on the boys.

I put in a 1st prize trophy.

 

[Handley_Page]

Carl Yastrzemski--old Red Sox player

and, there's pink ribbons on the girls and blue ones on the boys.

I put in a 1st prize trophy.

A: 'I put in a 4th of julie doggie parade'
[who's Julie ?]

and win the second prize.

I put in a large cup.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A: 'I put in a 4th of julie doggie parade'
[who's Julie ?]

and win the second prize.

I put in a large cup.

and the ladies want to know if you really do fill it.

I put in a tad-too-high slap shot to the 5-hole...

 

[Austin8]

and the ladies want to know if you really do fill it.

I put in a tad-too-high slap shot to the 5-hole...

and the PGA bans you for life!

I put in some tall fescue.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the PGA bans you for life!

I put in some tall fescue.

and you get rye whisky instead of ryegrass.

I put in a night on the high prairie...

 

[Austin8]

and you get rye whisky instead of ryegrass.

I put in a night on the high prairie...

and your visited by the Spirits of The Wind

I put in a Hamilton Joe Frank and Reynolds 8 track

"Don't Pull Your Love Out"

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and your visited by the Spirits of The Wind

I put in a Hamilton Joe Frank and Reynolds 8 track

"Don't Pull Your Love Out"

and Pope Bendictus cautions you against the sin of coitus interrptus.

I put in a cassette tape of my lecture on "Physiology in the Service of Fun"...

 

[MagicaPractica]

and Pope Bendictus cautions you against the sin of coitus interrptus.

I put in a cassette tape of my lecture on "Physiology in the Service of Fun"...

And you get an MP3 version back on a thumb drive.

I put in a formula soaked burpee cloth.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get an MP3 version back on a thumb drive.

I put in a formula soaked burpee cloth.

and the answer is a sequence in the Fibonacci Series.

I put in what seems like endless sleepless nights filled with infantile demands...

 

[MagicaPractica]

and the answer is a sequence in the Fibonacci Series.

I put in what seems like endless sleepless nights filled with infantile demands...

(1+1=2, 1+2=3, 2+3= Zzzzzzzzzzz)

*snort* Wha? What was that? Oh, yeah...

And you get back a CD of lullabies and a soft pillow.

I put in a couple empty wrappers from the condoms I've been waiting two months to use.

 

[Austin8]

(1+1=2, 1+2=3, 2+3= Zzzzzzzzzzz)

*snort* Wha? What was that? Oh, yeah...

And you get back a CD of lullabies and a soft pillow.

I put in a couple empty wrappers from the condoms I've been waiting two months to use.

lol congrats mommy magica on the new baby!

I put in a baby bottle half full of beer, for sleepy time.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

(1+1=2, 1+2=3, 2+3= Zzzzzzzzzzz)

*snort* Wha? What was that? Oh, yeah...

And you get back a CD of lullabies and a soft pillow.

I put in a couple empty wrappers from the condoms I've been waiting two months to use.

and Trojan leads the nation's economic recovery.

I put in an entirely new definition of GDP...

 

[Handley_Page]

and Trojan leads the nation's economic recovery.

I put in an entirely new definition of GDP...

" all-american women, all at least 7 months pregnant. "


I put in the magic steriliser

 

[Austin8]

" all-american women, all at least 7 months pregnant. "


I put in the magic steriliser

and no more germs on your razor

I put in a can of Barbasol

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and no more germs on your razor

I put in a can of Barbasol

and, I can't believe you trust me enough to let me do the shaving for you.

I put in my great-grandfather's straight-edge razor in a leather sheath.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I can't believe you trust me enough to let me do the shaving for you.

I put in my great-grandfather's straight-edge razor in a leather sheath.

and you get yourself a good stropping.

I put in a combination restaurant and barber shop...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get yourself a good stropping.

I put in a combination restaurant and barber shop...

and the harmony is terrible.


I put in a proper barber's shop quartet who can and do sing.

 

[Austin8]

and the harmony is terrible.


I put in a proper barber's shop quartet who can and do sing.

and you get a solid 3 part harmony

I put in a Garrison Keillor prairie home companion