The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[sacrificedangel]

and find yourself in a real pickle with it.

I put in a pair of really good , HiFi, headphones

And I can dance round the steri-room at work with my music blaring and everyone none-the-wiser.

I put in a fresh batch of "troll-spray".

 

[Handley_Page]

And I can dance round the steri-room at work with my music blaring and everyone none-the-wiser.

I put in a fresh batch of "troll-spray".

but it does not work on management-speak (Bullshit).

I put in a can of "instant Anti-BS" spray.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but it does not work on management-speak (Bullshit).

I put in a can of "instant Anti-BS" spray.

And, I start melting for the obvious reasons.

I put in a big black check mark.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, I start melting for the obvious reasons.

I put in a big black check mark.

and the Governmental Committee is absolutely delighted; all the boxes ticked in one go!

I put in a new Board Marker.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the Governmental Committee is absolutely delighted; all the boxes ticked in one go!

I put in a new Board Marker.

and, the color is red to match my stilettos.

I put in a heart drawing with an arrow through it.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, the color is red to match my stilettos.

I put in a heart drawing with an arrow through it.

and Cupid goes on strike.

I put in a statue of Hermes Trimestas

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and Cupid goes on strike.

I put in a statue of Hermes Trimestas

and it's in the form of the original winged-phallus Hermes figures.

I put in an illustration of a marsupial bifid penis...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it's in the form of the original winged-phallus Hermes figures.

I put in an illustration of a marsupial bifid penis...

And, your name is entered into a study of what grown men doodle while talking on the phone.

I put in a pool noodle.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, your name is entered into a study of what grown men doodle while talking on the phone.

I put in a pool noodle.

and sink the 8-ball in one go.

I put in a straight queue.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and sink the 8-ball in one go.

I put in a straight queue.

and the hog wonders what ever happened to its nice spiralled tail.

I put in a curling iron...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the hog wonders what ever happened to its nice spiralled tail.

I put in a curling iron...

And, the Canadian Curling Team discovers a new instrument to push the stone.

I put in a putter.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, the Canadian Curling Team discovers a new instrument to push the stone.

I put in a putter.

and still can't get the ball in the hole.

I put in a puttee

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and still can't get the ball in the hole.

I put in a puttee

And, the silly stuff goes back into the plastic egg.

I put in the Sunday morning comics.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, the silly stuff goes back into the plastic egg.

I put in the Sunday morning comics.

and the cheap ink comes off on your putty, leaving a perfect mirror-image of Prince Valiant.

I put in a 16-lb shot to put...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the cheap ink comes off on your putty, leaving a perfect mirror-image of Prince Valiant.

I put in a 16-lb shot to put...

And, I keep spinning it around looking for the holes and decide to heave it jsut the way it is at the bowling pins.

I put in a fowl of your choice.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, I keep spinning it around looking for the holes and decide to heave it jsut the way it is at the bowling pins.

I put in a fowl of your choice.

but the cry of the referee goes unheard in the noise of the crowd.


I put in a really good curved ball into the net

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but the cry of the referee goes unheard in the noise of the crowd.


I put in a really good curved ball into the net

and, I'm outta here.

I put in a good night wish to Gracie.

 

[Zom_Dom]

and, I'm outta here.

I put in a good night wish to Gracie.

And the vending machine begins to warble out... Amazing Gracie, how sweet the sound...

I put in a round of drinks for the vend crew.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

And the vending machine begins to warble out... Amazing Gracie, how sweet the sound...

I put in a round of drinks for the vend crew.

And I shout out to the rest of Lit.. "Drinks are on Zom!" Resulting in a stampede of crazy, naked people...

I put in some riot gear.

 

[Zom_Dom]

And I shout out to the rest of Lit.. "Drinks are on Zom!" Resulting in a stampede of crazy, naked people...

I put in some riot gear.

And the riot becomes a pool party, complete with tiki torches, boat drinks and lots of drunken revelers singing "Margaritaville" at the top of their lungs.

I put in a case of maalox, some orange juice, and a giant bottle of aspirin for the morning after...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

And the riot becomes a pool party, complete with tiki torches, boat drinks and lots of drunken revelers singing "Margaritaville" at the top of their lungs.

I put in a case of maalox, some orange juice, and a giant bottle of aspirin for the morning after...

And you get a very messy vending room, where it isn't safe to step anywhere for the groaning masses.

I put in a cleaning crew.

 

[Zom_Dom]

And you get a very messy vending room, where it isn't safe to step anywhere for the groaning masses.

I put in a cleaning crew.

And the cleaning crew accidentally stumbles into the giant swimming pool sized jello shot, eats their way out and begins to stumble around drunkenly.

I put in a large blackboard and several piece of colored chalk.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

And the cleaning crew accidentally stumbles into the giant swimming pool sized jello shot, eats their way out and begins to stumble around drunkenly.

I put in a large blackboard and several piece of colored chalk.

Gasps!

And you get a naughty masochist who starts taunting the sadist.

I put in a set of candles and a riding crop.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Gasps!

And you get a naughty masochist who starts taunting the sadist.

I put in a set of candles and a riding crop.

and the ritual extirpation of sexual frustration commences at midnight.

I put in a St. Andrew's cross and a cat-o'-nine tails...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and the ritual extirpation of sexual frustration commences at midnight.

I put in a St. Andrew's cross and a cat-o'-nine tails...

And you get a very excited submissive who is dying to raise her hand and say "yes please!"

I put in a sadistic little kick.