The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and he actually blushes.

I put in the next step

and the Prof takes it.

I put in a for Dee...

 

[sacrificedangel]

and the Prof takes it.

I put in a for Dee...

And it blooms with magic and becomes everlasting with money for roots.

I put in Chocolate profiteroles and a book.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And it blooms with magic and becomes everlasting with money for roots.

I put in Chocolate profiteroles and a book.

And, it is read from cover to cover, leaving tiny traces of chocolate on every page.

I put in a comfy chair.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, it is read from cover to cover, leaving tiny traces of chocolate on every page.

I put in a comfy chair.

and when you sit, you find a comfy lap already occupying it.

I put in a loveseat...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and when you sit, you find a comfy lap already occupying it.

I put in a loveseat...

and, I don't want to leave the comfy lap in the comfy chair and toss the book into the loveseat and toss my arms around the lap owner.

I put in the directions for proper lap dancing.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I don't want to leave the comfy lap in the comfy chair and toss the book into the loveseat and toss my arms around the lap owner.

I put in the directions for proper lap dancing.

and your gyrations are wholesomely admired.


I put in a cold drink

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and your gyrations are wholesomely admired.


I put in a cold drink

and, I add two long straws and we take the last two seat at the soda fountain.

I put in one paper napkin.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I add two long straws and we take the last two seat at the soda fountain.

I put in one paper napkin.

should come in handy. . . . . . .

I put in the "Services manual of polite behaviour"

 

[YoursSINSerely]

should come in handy. . . . . . .

I put in the "Services manual of polite behaviour"

and, the lessons begin, spoken in a proper British accent.

I put in a bone china tea cup.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, the lessons begin, spoken in a proper British accent.

I put in a bone china tea cup.

and you get an introduction to the Cha Noh U


I put in the formal bow

 

[Austin8]

and you get an introduction to the Cha Noh U


I put in the formal bow

and Tio follows suite with a very profound sociological... what if...

I put in a parsnip, and some nutmeg

 

[Handley_Page]

and Tio follows suite with a very profound sociological... what if...

I put in a parsnip, and some nutmeg

and the parson nips off with the nutmeg


I put in a Bramley apple pie with a few cloves and lots of cream.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the parson nips off with the nutmeg


I put in a Bramley apple pie with a few cloves and lots of cream.

and, Don McLean breaks out into, "Bye bye, American Pie..."

I put in a 45.

 

[Austin8]

and, Don McLean breaks out into, "Bye bye, American Pie..."

I put in a 45.

and I call you, "A Pistol Packin' Mama!"

I put in a hand grenade for your purse

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I call you, "A Pistol Packin' Mama!"

I put in a hand grenade for your purse

And, its a Gucci so no one suspects me of anything, even though I'm Italian.

I put in a left over piece of leather from the purse.

 

[Austin8]

And, its a Gucci so no one suspects me of anything, even though I'm Italian.

I put in a left over piece of leather from the purse.

*sniff* good leather smells amazing

I put in some fine corinthian leather from a 87 Monte Carlo!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

*sniff* good leather smells amazing

I put in some fine corinthian leather from a 87 Monte Carlo!

and, you get the hither-to-look toward the empty backseat.

I put in a pair of really big earrings.

 

[Austin8]

and, you get the hither-to-look toward the empty backseat.

I put in a pair of really big earrings.

http://www.cordobaclubusa.com/images/800_1976ChryslerCordobaSportCoupe.jpg

I put in a trip to fantasy island

 

[YoursSINSerely]

http://www.cordobaclubusa.com/images/800_1976ChryslerCordobaSportCoupe.jpg

I put in a trip to fantasy island

Oh, Riccardo! De Plane, de plane!

I put in a beach bungalow for two.

 

[Austin8]

Oh, Riccardo! De Plane, de plane!

I put in a beach bungalow for two.

and I hang up a sign on a palm tree that says, "Don't come a Knockin' if this shacks a Rockin'"

I put in a pair of huaraches

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I hang up a sign on a palm tree that says, "Don't come a Knockin' if this shacks a Rockin'"

I put in a pair of huaraches

and, I'm from another country, but a sandle is a sandle and mine come with a high heel on it.

I put in a trip to Boston and a special spot to pawk yaw caw.

 

[Austin8]

and, I'm from another country, but a sandle is a sandle and mine come with a high heel on it.

I put in a trip to Boston and a special spot to pawk yaw caw.

hahaha nice do we get chowdah?

I put in a star filled Texas sky

 

[YoursSINSerely]

hahaha nice do we get chowdah?

I put in a star filled Texas sky

and, I can almost feel the big dip-per with my hands.

I put in a hard shell lobster.

 

[Austin8]

and, I can almost feel the big dip-per with my hands.

I put in a hard shell lobster.

and i crack it open with a rock

I put in a bowl of lobster mac and cheese

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and i crack it open with a rock

I put in a bowl of lobster mac and cheese

and, the vending machine prices go into double-digits.

I put in a pot holder.