The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

and folks assemble from miles around for an old-fashioned spring brunch.

I put in a Western omelet...

hows it goin Tio?

and Roy Rogers wants to know where them eggs come from?

I put in a pair of red boots, for Bar

 

[Tio_Narratore]

hows it goin Tio?

and Roy Rogers wants to know where them eggs come from?

I put in a pair of red boots, for Bar

(not goin badly, Austin, but hectic; much work on all fronts. Still haven't found time to scan or photographs my drawings, though I have inked a few more...eventually they'll be online. Oh, and inform Roy of the "don't ask; don't tell" policy on egg sourcing.)

and she slips into the boots, asking "Do you think I should wear anything with them?"

I put in an empty clothes closet...

 

[Austin8]

(not goin badly, Austin, but hectic; much work on all fronts. Still haven't found time to scan or photographs my drawings, though I have inked a few more...eventually they'll be online. Oh, and inform Roy of the "don't ask; don't tell" policy on egg sourcing.)

and she slips into the boots, asking "Do you think I should wear anything with them?"

I put in an empty clothes closet...

busy here too, since spring, my phone just blew up everyone wanting work done!
I need to get back to drawing, just havnt felt like it.

and the answer is... nah...

I put in a income tax form

 

[Tio_Narratore]

busy here too, since spring, my phone just blew up everyone wanting work done!
I need to get back to drawing, just havnt felt like it.

and the answer is... nah...

I put in a income tax form

and the IRS calls, informing you that there won't be an audit.

I put in all my financial statements with my Provincial, Federal, and U.S. income tax forms...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the IRS calls, informing you that there won't be an audit.

I put in all my financial statements with my Provincial, Federal, and U.S. income tax forms...

and, now you know why the CPA gets the big bucks.

I put in a pinched nickle.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, now you know why the CPA gets the big bucks.

I put in a pinched nickle.

and you get slapped with a monetary harrassment suit.

I put in a bad bit of fiscal policy...

 

[Handley_Page]

...........................

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get slapped with a monetary harrassment suit.

I put in a bad bit of fiscal policy...

and like bad news or rumour, it spreads like wild fire round the western world.

I put in a fiscal black hole.

 

[Austin8]

and like bad news or rumour, it spreads like wild fire round the western world.

and... you get invited down to Texas for some fine Bar B Que

I put in a mini cooper, it'll fit! Trust me!

 

[Handley_Page]

and... you get invited down to Texas for some fine Bar B Que

I put in a mini cooper, it'll fit! Trust me!

and it gets driven away at high speed.
(if the mini was intended to go that fast, God would have given it bigger wheels)

I put in a Chevy Camaro.

 

[Austin8]

and it gets driven away at high speed.
(if the mini was intended to go that fast, God would have given it bigger wheels)

I put in a Chevy Camaro.

and it leaks oil all over the drive way

I put in a yeast bubble

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it leaks oil all over the drive way

I put in a yeast bubble

and, we are all going to get hot cross buns for breakfast, Yeah!

I put in a small jar of cherry jelly.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, we are all going to get hot cross buns for breakfast, Yeah!

I put in a small jar of cherry jelly.

and the KY company tries to patent it.

I put in some Balm of Gilead...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the KY company tries to patent it.

I put in some Balm of Gilead...

and, the farmer in me goes into my comparison shopping mode to find Bag Balm just as good, but pushes the buttons on the machine to buy it anyway to impress the seller.

I put in a copper bracelet.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the farmer in me goes into my comparison shopping mode to find Bag Balm just as good, but pushes the buttons on the machine to buy it anyway to impress the seller.

I put in a copper bracelet.

and the constable throws away the key. (Oh! did you mean a bracelet made of copper, and not the 'bracelets' that coppers use in making an arrest?)

I put in a pair of leg irons...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the constable throws away the key. (Oh! did you mean a bracelet made of copper, and not the 'bracelets' that coppers use in making an arrest?)

I put in a pair of leg irons...

How do you know the cops so well?


and, I can't for the life of me get the wrinkles out of em and singed all the hair.

I put in a curly cue.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

How do you know the cops so well?


and, I can't for the life of me get the wrinkles out of em and singed all the hair.

I put in a curly cue.

and you can only make carom shots on the billiard table.

I put in a Suzie-Que...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you can only make carom shots on the billiard table.

I put in a Suzie-Que...

And, you like the way I walk, and you like the way I talk.

I put in the black pumps.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, you like the way I walk, and you like the way I talk.

I put in the black pumps.

and all the boys look down at the patent leather, hoping for a reflection of your beauty.

I put in a plaid wrap-around and a starched white blouse...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and all the boys look down at the patent leather, hoping for a reflection of your beauty.

I put in a plaid wrap-around and a starched white blouse...

and, I remember how pleased the Home Ec teacher was when the plaid matched on every seam all the way around, and I remember how pleased the boys were when the wind blew.

I put in my High School yearbook with a blast from the past.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I remember how pleased the Home Ec teacher was when the plaid matched on every seam all the way around, and I remember how pleased the boys were when the wind blew.

I put in my High School yearbook with a blast from the past.

and the Dinosaur looks almost domesticated.

I put in an Iron Maiden

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the Dinosaur looks almost domesticated.

I put in an Iron Maiden

And, the music is certainly blasting, now.

I put in a tiny pair of earplugs.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, the music is certainly blasting, now.

I put in a tiny pair of earplugs.

and you don't hear the guy coming up behind you with a bouquet of red roses.

I put in one surprised woman...

 

[DeevaLicious]

and you don't hear the guy coming up behind you with a bouquet of red roses.

I put in one surprised woman...

And she turns and envelopes you in a warm hug.

I put in a soft kiss for the Professor..

 

[Handley_Page]

And she turns and envelopes you in a warm hug.

I put in a soft kiss for the Professor..

and he actually blushes.

I put in the next step