The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

(no, I missed that. If you find a link, please PM it to me ! - You eastern CDN's get all the best music. I wept when Lhasa de Sela died. Too young. too young.)

If it's available, it's in the "Corporation's" archives. Hefinally came to an acceptance of her love for "non-classical" music. It was a national show; Leon Cole was the CBC's top classical music host.

 

[SailorJerry]

and they're performing in Blue Balls, Pennsylvania.

I put in Tom Waits "The Briar and the Rose," written, I believe, for Miss Cole...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1UiF8DQSUk

and you get Lhasa.

I put in another Montrealer

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Thanks, Jerry; haven't listened to Lhasa in a while. It was a great loss.
Now Leonard and Jennifer - there's a duet. I love how she joins his voice the "river's disguise" verse of Take This Waltz, wrapping hers around his in ethereal sentience.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get Lhasa.

I put in another Montrealer

and the VM, afraid of becoming a nostalgic jukebox, gives you a stone thrown in Montreal by Samuel Clemens.

I put in a broken piece of stained glass, taken, perhaps, from the gallery of frost...

 

[SailorJerry]

and the VM, afraid of becoming a nostalgic jukebox, gives you a stone thrown in Montreal by Samuel Clemens.

I put in a broken piece of stained glass, taken, perhaps, from the gallery of frost...

and you get a cut toe, from dancing too much and having cold, numb feet.

I put in a buddhist monk on the mountain, and a glass of ginsing infused scotch in the valley (with a nod to Mr. Cohen).

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a cut toe, from dancing too much and having cold, numb feet.

I put in a Buddhist monk on the mountain, and a glass of ginseng infused scotch in the valley (with a nod to Mr. Cohen).

And the infusion wilts & evaporates.


I put in a small sealed bottle.

 

[SailorJerry]

And the infusion wilts & evaporates.

I put in a small sealed bottle.

and you get a concealed pocket in an assassin's robe.

I put in an annual motorcycle show ! (Have a great day, VM players !)

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a concealed pocket in an assassin's robe.

I put in an annual motorcycle show ! (Have a great day, VM players !)

and all the engines are missing from the frames.


I put in a 24 cylinder motorcycle

 

[gypsymoonrose]

and all the engines are missing from the frames.


I put in a 24 cylinder motorcycle

The only thing I miss, is firing on all cylinders.

Puts in repair manual written in a forgotten language.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The only thing I miss, is firing on all cylinders.

Puts in repair manual written in a forgotten language.

and you get a gaggle of epigraphicists, all claiming to know what it says.

I put in a toast to Tatiana Proskouriakoff, who really figured it out...

 

[LordMhoram]

and you get a gaggle of epigraphicists, all claiming to know what it says.

I put in a toast to Tatiana Proskouriakoff, who really figured it out...

but the calender still stops working on December 22, 2012.


I put in an unbreakable galacto-centric calendar, guaranteed to be accurate in any dimension of space-time.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but the calender still stops working on December 22, 2012.


I put in an unbreakable galacto-centric calendar, guaranteed to be accurate in any dimension of space-time.

and you get caught in a recursive loop of one of those dimensions.

I put in an unstable a cat and an unstable Higgs boson...

 

[SailorJerry]

and you get caught in a recursive loop of one of those dimensions.

I put in an unstable a cat and an unstable Higgs boson...

nothing is stable these days. *Shakes head*

I put in a tripping beatnik with some fat stacks.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

nothing is stable these days. *Shakes head*

I put in a tripping beatnik with some fat stacks.

and, at his age, the fall results in a comminuted fracture of both distal radii.

I put in a key of Algerian herbs for medicinal purposes...

 

[gypsymoonrose]

and, at his age, the fall results in a comminuted fracture of both distal radii.

I put in a key of Algerian herbs for medicinal purposes...

Thyme or garlic?

Puts in one drunk and a bottle of md 2020. Red wine is good for the blood.

 

[SailorJerry]

Thyme or garlic?

Puts in one drunk and a bottle of md 2020. Red wine is good for the blood.

and you corner the market in wine futures, and get a call from the FDA. (ps. don't drink the 2009 Warfarin)

I put in a red tablecloth, for wine drinkers that talk with their hands too much.

 

[gypsymoonrose]

and you corner the market in wine futures, and get a call from the FDA. (ps. don't drink the 2009 Warfarin)

I put in a red tablecloth, for wine drinkers that talk with their hands too much.

I don't drink wine, I just sell it. The only danger I have is in how bad my back stroke is.

Good thing the table cloth is red, your drinkers spill more than they drink.

I put in tomato juice and an egg for the next day.

 

[Handley_Page]

I don't drink wine, I just sell it. The only danger I have is in how bad my back stroke is.

Good thing the table cloth is red, your drinkers spill more than they drink.

I put in tomato juice and an egg for the next day.

It's the original Curate's egg. And the tomato was off to start with.


I put in a bag of fresh brazil nuts.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's the original Curate's egg. And the tomato was off to start with.


I put in a bag of fresh brazil nuts.

and the Mental Health Institute of Sao Paolo thanks you for returning their patients.

I put in a dozen fresh ideas...

 

[SailorJerry]

and the Mental Health Institute of Sao Paolo thanks you for returning their patients.

I put in a dozen fresh ideas...

...circa 1980.

I put in a mime in a glass box. (and he can stay there as far as I'm concerned)

 

[gypsymoonrose]

...circa 1980.

I put in a mime in a glass box. (and he can stay there as far as I'm concerned)

Your mime is defective, he cracks the glass and talks endlessly about politics.

Puts in a carbonite freezing kit and a feisty princess.

 

[Handley_Page]

Your mime is defective, he cracks the glass and talks endlessly about politics.

Puts in a carbonite freezing kit and a feisty princess.

who engages the mime in a spirited debate.
[Everyone else leaves them to it.]


I put in a spare USB connector

 

[SailorJerry]

who engages the mime in a spirited debate.
[Everyone else leaves them to it.]


I put in a spare USB connector

USB is so 2011.

Puts in a cloud.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

USB is so 2011.

Puts in a cloud.

and gets caught in an ethernet.

I put in a crowquill and a block of China black...

 

[Austin8]

and gets caught in an ethernet.

I put in a crowquill and a block of China black...

but the block won't fit in the bong

I put in a tie dye Dead t-shirt.