The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and, it works very well with the battery backup.


I put in an endless supply of batteries.

and you need a full-size Fitter's Tool Cabinet to change them; at frequent intervals.


I put in a new 6" inch cross-point screwdriver.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you need a full-size Fitter's Tool Cabinet to change them; at frequent intervals.


I put in a new 6" inch cross-point screwdriver.

and, I opt for a different six inch tool much rounder and firm in my grip.

I put in ball peen hammer.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I opt for a different six inch tool much rounder and firm in my grip.

I put in ball peen hammer.

keep a firm grip on your choice of tool.


I put in some decent English cheese.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

keep a firm grip on your choice of tool.


I put in some decent English cheese.

and, I'll pair it with the perfect wine.

I put in a toast to your good health!

 

[vrosej10]

post scriptum: une heure is French for one hour.

Damn it. That's what I actually thought it meant but when I googled it, I kept getting all these weird definitions regarding business practices?!

 

[vrosej10]

and, I'll pair it with the perfect wine.

I put in a toast to your good health!

and you get either passable welsh rarebit made with wine and not bear or some average fondue.

I put in one of those spirit pots used to keep fondue warm.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get either passable welsh rarebit made with wine and not bear or some average fondue.

I put in one of those spirit pots used to keep fondue warm.

and the spirit gets trapped in the gooey Gruyere.

I put in a fond adieu...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the spirit gets trapped in the gooey Gruyere.

I put in a fond adieu...

and, I thought you said let's get a fork for the fondue.

I put in a hearing aid.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I thought you said let's get a fork for the fondue.

I put in a hearing aid.

and you get asked to stop mumbling.

I put in a judicial hearing...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get asked to stop mumbling.

I put in a judicial hearing...

Pardon ? What was that ?


I put in a No. 4 Gripley

 

[vrosej10]

Pardon ? What was that ?


I put in a No. 4 Gripley

And you get my guess that this is some kind of tool.

I put in a bottle of rainwater from the current storm and a can of fresh thunder.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get my guess that this is some kind of tool.

I put in a bottle of rainwater from the current storm and a can of fresh thunder.

and you get asked to stop shaking your can because it's causing such a commotion.

I put in a rainwater shower for two...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get asked to stop shaking your can because it's causing such a commotion.

I put in a rainwater shower for two...

the water is freezing & the towels missing



I put in a nice warm lounge

 

[YoursSINSerely]

the water is freezing & the towels missing



I put in a nice warm lounge

and, OMG, my icecubes melted in my drink.

I put in a swing around the dance floor just to stir up a breeze.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, OMG, my icecubes melted in my drink.

I put in a swing around the dance floor just to stir up a breeze.

and a Tango starts before you can sit.

I put in a dance the breeze can't cool...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a Tango starts before you can sit.

I put in a dance the breeze can't cool...

then, I'm going to have to start stripping, slowly, one article at a time. First the red hat. Then, the ruffled skirt to reveal my long sexy legs encased in black stockings and my stiletto clad foot wrapped tightly around your calf.

I put in some long black hair draped across your forearm. Ahah!

 

[vrosej10]

then, I'm going to have to start stripping, slowly, one article at a time. First the red hat. Then, the ruffled skirt to reveal my long sexy legs encased in black stockings and my stiletto clad foot wrapped tightly around your calf.

I put in some long black hair draped across your forearm. Ahah!

and your win a longest armhair contests.

I put in your prize: a life supply of body wax.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and your win a longest armhair contests.

I put in your prize: a life supply of body wax.

and your generosity earns you a full-body laser depilation.

I put in a large jar of soothing onguents...

 

[Handley_Page]

and your generosity earns you a full-body laser depilation.

I put in a large jar of soothing onguents...

which wins "unguent of the Month" award


I put in an area of really smooth skin

 

[Tio_Narratore]

which wins "unguent of the Month" award


I put in an area of really smooth skin

and the VM would prefer that you leave out the details of its location.

I put in a prototype of an 11-blade disposable razor...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the VM would prefer that you leave out the details of its location.

I put in a prototype of an 11-blade disposable razor...

The advert tests it on a cow



I put in a gallon of shaving cream

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The advert tests it on a cow



I put in a gallon of shaving cream

and it gets saved in the freezer and is mistaken for frozen non-dairy topping.

I put in a large bottle of mouth wash...

 

[vrosej10]

and it gets saved in the freezer and is mistaken for frozen non-dairy topping.

I put in a large bottle of mouth wash...

and the in washing the lining of your mouth out (happened to me once).

I put in a weeks supply of jelly, ice cream, soup and custard to get you through a week with a sore mouth.

 

[Handley_Page]

and the in washing the lining of your mouth out (happened to me once).

I put in a weeks supply of jelly, ice cream, soup and custard to get you through a week with a sore mouth.

Fortunately, the mouth manages on all that.

I put in a warm cup of Tea

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Fortunately, the mouth manages on all that.

I put in a warm cup of Tea

and you get a side plate of scones and Devon cream.

I put in a large double-double from Tim Horton's...