The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

Uses one of her three wishes to make it a real one...

Leaves 3/4 bottle of Alice in Wonderland's shrinking potion

and you get all warm and fuzzy
i put in a ruby butt plug

[morning vend crew!]

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get all warm and fuzzy
i put in a ruby butt plug

[morning vend crew!]

and, I, for one, am definately passing by the numbers on the keypad for something called a butt plug. Eww.

I'll put in a purse-sized tissue package.

 

[Austin8]

and, I, for one, am definately passing by the numbers on the keypad for something called a butt plug. Eww.

I'll put in a purse-sized tissue package.

Hahaha!

and you get a gift card from the tissue store

I put in a sunny morning

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Hahaha!

and you get a gift card from the tissue store

I put in a sunny morning

and, your eggs will be served straight up.

I put in a rain guage for you to stick in the place of your choice,

 

[Austin8]

and, your eggs will be served straight up.

I put in a rain guage for you to stick in the place of your choice,

and I show you the location Ive chosen for the torpedo shaped rain gauge

I put in a dead sago palm

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I show you the location Ive chosen for the torpedo shaped rain gauge

I put in a dead sago palm

And, we all attend the funeral, but it is quickly replaced with a yucca just ready to bloom.

I put in a head stone.

 

[sacrificedangel]

And, we all attend the funeral, but it is quickly replaced with a yucca just ready to bloom.

I put in a head stone.

Perfect! Always good to plan ahead.

Puts in the best local Whiskey.

 

[Austin8]

Perfect! Always good to plan ahead.

Puts in the best local Whiskey.

and gets a broken seal and empty bottle

I put in clover that refuses to die

 

[Handley_Page]

and gets a broken seal and empty bottle

I put in clover that refuses to die

and a sample of its DNA is taken for research.


I put in a hive of honey bees (to make clover honey)

 

[Austin8]

and a sample of its DNA is taken for research.


I put in a hive of honey bees (to make clover honey)

and the home owner is distraught over the constant buzzzzzing

I put in a Chelsea footballer

 

[Handley_Page]

and the home owner is distraught over the constant buzzzzzing

I put in a Chelsea footballer

and he gets repatriated to his home country.


I put in a mural of the England 1966 World Cup Team.

 

[Austin8]

and he gets repatriated to his home country.


I put in a mural of the England 1966 World Cup Team.

http://www.worldcupsong2006.com/images/england_squad2006.jpg

and it's posted for all to see [actually I think this photo is 2006 squad)

I put in a pair of football cleats

 

[Handley_Page]

http://www.worldcupsong2006.com/images/england_squad2006.jpg

and it's posted for all to see [actually I think this photo is 2006 squad)


I put in a pair of football cleats

and you get back a bag of real boot-studs.


PS:

http://www.sportphotogallery.com/content/images/products/Sports/3427178_10/main/3427178_10-product.jpg

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get back a bag of real boot-studs.


PS:

http://www.sportphotogallery.com/content/images/products/Sports/3427178_10/main/3427178_10-product.jpg

HP, what are you putting into the machine?

 

[Handley_Page]

HP, what are you putting into the machine?

The picture of the winning England Team

 

[Austin8]

The picture of the winning England Team

and the french boys head for home

I put in a steno pad a mini skirt to insure Bar gets the job

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the french boys head for home

I put in a steno pad a mini skirt to insure Bar gets the job

and, she wins the $1.5 million sexual harrassment lawsuit and never has to work, again.

I empty out the bottom row in the vending machine to make room for a yacht.

 

[sacrificedangel]

and, she wins the $1.5 million sexual harrassment lawsuit and never has to work, again.

I empty out the bottom row in the vending machine to make room for a yacht.

I paint 'TITANIC' on the side and test out my iceburg theory.

I put in a home-made three tier devils food cake, plates and a cutting knife.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I paint 'TITANIC' on the side and test out my iceburg theory.

I put in a home-made three tier devils food cake, plates and a cutting knife.

and, all the devils and all of the angels sit together at one table in harmony.

I put in a stick of butter.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, all the devils and all of the angels sit together at one table in harmony.

I put in a stick of butter.

and it turns rancid in the heat.


I put in some more ice to cool the chiller.

 

[sacrificedangel]

and it turns rancid in the heat.


I put in some more ice to cool the chiller.

Takes a cube and considers throwing it at evil dentist.

Leaves an undeveloped length of film from a week in Tenerefe I would rather forget...

 

[Handley_Page]

Takes a cube and considers throwing it at evil dentist.

Leaves an undeveloped length of film from a week in Tenerefe I would rather forget...

and the film is found, developed and published on the 'web.


I put in a security matrix.

 

[Austin8]

and the film is found, developed and published on the 'web.


I put in a security matrix.

http://www.themanutdfan.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/manutd-squad-1024x819.jpg

and it's breached by a well placed kick

I put in a aerator machine with muddy tines

 

[Austin8]

A big Man UTD Bump

 

[_Lynn_]

A big Man UTD Bump

Okay, I'll play for a few, toots.