The Author's Hangout How-To Contest 2008 Support Thread

oggbashan

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The How-To Contest is on its way. See Sticky at top of the Author's Hangout.

How-Tos are just that: Essays or Instructions on How-To do something. Since this is Literotica the usual How-To should be sexual instruction e.g. "How To Lick a Pussy". (But that's been done - see the How-To section of Stories).

Quote from the sticky:
We will accept entries starting on May 1, and we will stop accepting new entries on May 22. We will announce the 3 winners on May 29. This contest will coexist with the usual monthly contest. Stories may only win one or the other, not both contests simultaneously. As with all Literotica contests, all entries must be new stories never before posted to Literotica.

As before, this thread is to encourage authors to write and enter, to support them when the muses fly away, to sympathise when trolls attack, and to shamelessly beg for votes.

For anyone who hasn't entered a themed Literotica contest before:

The advantages are that once you enter, that How-To essay and all your writing gets more attention, votes, feedback and PCs than it would otherwise get. You also get support from members of the Author's Hangout.

The disadvantages are that your essay also attracts unwelcome attention from trolls and unenlightened critics. The sweeps of duplicated and illegal votes can cause heartbreak. It can be a bumpy ride.

If you really want your writing to improve, critics will be a factor. Entering a themed Literotica contest is one of the easier ways to get noticed.

If in doubt, go for it. You have nothing to lose but your virginity, and if you haven't lost it yet, what are you doing here?

Og

PS. And you could be eligible for the Author's Hangout Last Place (tm) Contest and win nothing but the awe and esteem of your fellow-writers.
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I'll enter if I find something good to write about.

Probably won't happen though. :rolleyes:
 
If I remember correctly my one and only "How to" won the Last Place Award that year. :rolleyes:

Most people laughed to much to see to vote, I think was the problem. :eek:

I ain't got a clue but I'll think on it, which is very dangerous to say the least. :cool:
 
Think I've actually got an idea for this one. Have to slosh the pan around to see if there's any gold in there.
 
I may just be in for this one. I need something to kick me into writing mode-this just might be it :)
 
Hmm, wonder if I should run with the suggestions from the Litogether?:confused:

Do it. :)

I'm going to write up the "How to get DSL" from the threads I've been writing.

Humor, it won't win, but there's enough of a story there.

Of course, no outcome yet. If nothing happens before the submission date I'll have to make up an ending.

:cool:
 
Do it. :)

I'm going to write up the "How to get DSL" from the threads I've been writing.

Humor, it won't win, but there's enough of a story there.

Of course, no outcome yet. If nothing happens before the submission date I'll have to make up an ending.

:cool:

Damn, hate to tell you this considering you are in dial up hell but we basically were switched the same day. I feel your pain, really I do.
 
Damn, hate to tell you this considering you are in dial up hell but we basically were switched the same day. I feel your pain, really I do.

They are coming out tomorrow to check the lines. Finally.

Our kids are feeling the withdrawal - they are almost depressed about it now. We're taking them to the library tomorrow for a fix.

If after checking the lines the DSL boys can't do dick? We're calling the cable guys - they say they can come out Saturday when we're home and hook us up.

Besides, using the cable boys works better for the story.

Cox cable? It even sounds dirty.

:D
 
There's actually a "How To..." contest?? :eek:

I have no ideas or time. Not sure if I'll get into it or not.
 
Hmm I think I'll enter this year. I have an idea burgeoning and it might be just the catalyst I need to write more.
 
Blowing up the Houses of Parliament might work

Whose Houses of Parliament?

Westminster? The Welsh or Scottish Assemblies? Stormont? The independent Parliament of Eire?

If you want to blow up the travelling European Parliament I might help to place the barrels of gunpowder...

We British burnt the White House (and most of Washington) once. Perhaps it's time to do it again.

Og
 
If in doubt, go for it. You have nothing to lose but your virginity, and if you haven't lost it yet, what are you doing here?
...Posting?

Damn, then I'm screwed, aren't I?

Although, who knows, maybe a contest entry will be a good way to break my story-posting virginity, if only I didn't write satire. :cool:
 
I haven't entered a contest in... um... eek! I can't remember the last contest I entered! :eek: I think it was last year... Halloween?

Maybe I should try my hand at it again... :eek:
 
How to stop a thread from slipping off the first page...


...keep bumping it.

Who is writing their How-To?

Anyone short of ideas?

How To Write 18th century nautical fiction OR haul on the sheet and spanker.

How To Write like Jonathan Swift OR which end is upwards.

How to generate The Worst Chain Story OR Ask the AH and get stupid answers.

Now it's your turn...

Og
 
How to be the greatest fuck up on earth ( written by G.w. Bush)
 
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