EmeraldKitten
Sweet & Twisted
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- Feb 22, 2004
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A welcome to you also.
Hmmm, I'm sounding like the welcome wagon around here.![]()
When are ya gonna start passing out Bibles and a plant?


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A welcome to you also.
Hmmm, I'm sounding like the welcome wagon around here.![]()
When are ya gonna start passing out Bibles and a plant?LOL.
Hiya, Tx.
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What is a ploot bunny?
A plot bunny is a story idea that jumps out of the bushes and moons you.
need some, I've got cages full so help yourself. They are everywhere and breed like hell on wheels.
ETA: See there are two of them winking at me in the two lines above.
i find the little bastards swarm after three pints of ale ... another three pints and ... well ... it's emotional.
Another three pints and it's sexual.... You love everyone.![]()
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Greetings A/all
Just wanted to say "hey". I have only just started submitting stories here. In fact to be honest, I came here just to write about myself and my naughty sextra-maritial escapades (got 3 chapters of that story pending), but whilst I was at it, I thought I'd have a go at a short erotic Halloween-themed tale too. For your reading pleasure!
I'm no expert, but it made me wet writing it, so hope it does similar for all you boys and girls on here.
Not really sure what else to say, but
hopefully try to be around alot now I'm here!
Marcella
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Hi, Marcella, and welcome to Literotica, and the AH in particular.
Getting girls wet from reading your story is an admirable ambition. Getting boys wet, not so much.![]()
Hi, Marcella, and welcome to Literotica, and the AH in particular.
Getting girls wet from reading your story is an admirable ambition. Getting boys wet, not so much.![]()
Thank you boxlicker lol. I think "wetness" can simply be used as a synonym for "really fucking horny" in the case of boys, can it not?
Anyway, not sure it's my ambition, more a desire! But hey no one seems to like my current stories (that have only been live for less than a day), so I don't think there's much danger of me storming the contest or anything! Just a bit of fun, alot of fun for me (which is of course of prime importance!)
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Thank you boxlicker lol. I think "wetness" can simply be used as a synonym for "really fucking horny" in the case of boys, can it not?
Anyway, not sure it's my ambition, more a desire! But hey no one seems to like my current stories (that have only been live for less than a day), so I don't think there's much danger of me storming the contest or anything! Just a bit of fun, alot of fun for me (which is of course of prime importance!)
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Slap a link to your story/stories in your sig line for the lazy people around here. Ya might get a few more reads that way.
Well it looks as if she's enthusiastically followed your advice!![]()
I'm still breathing... I can't complain.![]()
Bibles and plants would be the last things I'd pass out.Now, bend over and grab your ankles. I got a big surprise for ya.
I got my story started but got distracted yesterday by a plot bunny I couldn't pass up. Look for a new story in the next few days. 22 word pages and 6840 words in nine and a half hours. A new record for me I think.
Now i can get back to the business of.... Uh... what was I doing again?
Of yeah, coffee...
That four letter word... you know the truly awful, immoral four letter word.. Specifically "WORK" has finally released its insidious hold on me.
I have this burning desire to submit two stories for the Halloween contest... I might even make it!!!!
Someone has to lure all the trolls away from the rest of you... I'm sure I'll attract 1 bombs like bees to honey.
One sci-fi (if I can make it work... and it looks bleak at the moment) just to make sure I stay out of extraneous contests. One romance with old characters (for the same reason).
Hope you all don't mind an old broad being back.
Old Broads are some of my bestest friends. Welcome back to the madhouse. Pull up a mushroom and have a seat or eat it, or make tea. Did I mention there was tea if you like.
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LOL. Ahh, Tx, you do know how to make me smile. You better get rollin' on your story... it's almost October!
So, whatcha passing out? Cock rings and vibrators? lol.
That 'bend over and grab your ankles' bit sounds more than a little familiar.
I can't get anything done no matter where I am!!
I am having a sliiight problem with my story. It's a whole lotta sex and not a whole lotta 'Halloweenie'.And I have more sex to write still.
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Wow, now I gotta go turn it into something more than naked.
I've got my work cut out for me.
To the word document! Take no prisioners! Fear no corn fields!
Hmm. Good morning, Halloweeners.![]()
Mushroom tea? Ponders Tx's motives..... while sniffing the tea.