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the_mgp said:
Hahahhaa seriously, I'm not capable of thinking that far ahead. It's why I'm such a lousy chess player :D

It's too fucking cold here at the moment to be going shirtless anyways :eek: Last night when I got out of the shower, my nipple rings were so cold they were touching my boobs and making THEM even colder again!
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ahh... well done! pretending to have a weakness for not seeing ahead THEN trying to distract me with visuals of your perky nipples all covered with goosebumps begging to be warmed... well done indeed missy moo!


fyi.. i'm a brilliant chess player ;)
 
the_mgp said:
LOL, fuck you crack me up :) M is really, really good at chess, I hate that I am lousy at it. I'm thinking about playing it online to become a better player, but I fear the part of my brain that forsees future moves is kaput, MIA, or possibly currently being devoted to stressing out!
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i hate online games... i have a gift for reading people, i'm better in RL.. good at poker too :)

my dad was QLD champ in the wild turkey joker poker tourney last year and went to melbourne... he came 3rd in some national comp thing in sydney last month... and yes, i have beaten him on occasion ~ oh how i love to blow my own trumpet ;)


...now who's leaving things wide open????? lol
 
the_mgp said:
Hahahaha... I ain't touching that one, I'll leave it to the imagination :p

I'm pretty good at poker.. I have trouble understanding how the betting part works sometimes, like what you're supposed to say when, but the reading people part I kinda like. Plus I have what I think is a pretty good poker face ;)
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so when's this party in the smurf village that i'm inviting myself to kickin off??? drunken chess, poker, kareoke and tree climbing!!! what more could you want? ;)
 
the_mgp said:
The drunken chess I'm not touching, I play badly enough as it is! The drunken poker, however...

..actually, come to think of it.. the last time I played drunken poker I got too drunk, lost all my clothes and didn't even make it to bed. You'd think that would usually be a good thing, but unfortunately I made it into the bedroom, fell flat on my face then spent the next 30mins with my head in a bucket... :eek:

I wonder what drunken tree climbing is like? I've never tried that :D
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ahhh yes, strip poker... the best way to win that game is to start naked and throw everyone off their game :D

mmmm bucket head... that's TOTALLY hot ;)

and i suspect drunken tree climbing is highly dangerous... more like an extreme sport than anything else... but i love living on the edge! who's up for 2 broken legs???? pick me! pick me!!! lol
 
the_mgp said:
That's an interesting strategy... I've not heard that one before :) Must give it a try sometime!

I'll leave you to the edgeplay girl.. I've never broken any bones and I'm not keen to start now! I'll stick to run of the mill, regular old sober tree climbing :)
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either/or... thought i'd just 'go out on a limb' and suggest we should hang out and 'monkey around' sometime... no 'rooting' or anything suss... so i'm gonna 'make like a tree' and 'leave the lit nest'

...tired, and i've run out of idiotic tree references :D


nite little m xx
 
Drunken tree climbing can be fun, but can also be dangerous. You have to be super careful.
Also, it is the time when you are most prone to thinking, 'Hey, who cares if I'm wearing a skirt? I'll just hike it right up and climb anyway!'
 
YourCaptor said:
How is all down under?

It's suspiciously quiet down there.
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suspiciously quiet??? not at all... just a bit scattered today (drugs are bad mmmk) lol. went to disturbed concert last night... then hit the valley with the boys and checked out the strippers ~ funny when one of the only girls with clothes on and holding hands with her b/f gets more offers than the ones walking around naked lol

..but flattering none the less :D
 
girlofurdreams said:
suspiciously quiet??? not at all... just a bit scattered today (drugs are bad mmmk) lol. went to disturbed concert last night... then hit the valley with the boys and checked out the strippers ~ funny when one of the only girls with clothes on and holding hands with her b/f gets more offers than the ones walking around naked lol

..but flattering none the less :D
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Sounds supper fun, but what of the others.
 
the_mgp said:
It was lovely weather actually. And I did well, I didn't scream, cry or fall off! But damn.. my arse is killing me.. all that bouncing around! Horse riding was good fun though, I really enjoyed it :D
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glad you had a good time :)

...it's been waaaaaaaaayyy too long since i've been for a ride.
 
How are my antipodean cousins across the pond today?

Thanks for sending us the nice fine weather over the last two days! much in need of it here.

t_mgp, did you have the bridle fitted correctly? you know the whip was for use on the horse if required.......not your own butt!
 
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