the "ask crazychemgirl a question" thread

Thank you. You may have done all the female litsters a huge service today. :)

*fingers crossed*

One can hope.... I just know how many random fucking PMs I get... I ignore 99% of them...

A lot of times anyone without a large post count gets ignored before the message is even read because I know they aren't on here to post, but to find someone to fuck (be it cyber or IRL)...

no thanks.
 
Probably because it's easier said than done.... And even if you manage to stand out, doesn't mean anything will come of it.



Get fingerfucked while riding a roller coaster.

That is great. I am sure you can arrange that easily with a friend. Right?
 
A classic from Health Physics 101:

You have:

A gamma cookie
A neutron cookie
A beta cookie
An alpha cookie

You can put one in your hand, one in your pocket, eat one and throw one away.

What do you do with each cookie?
 
A classic from Health Physics 101:

You have:

A gamma cookie
A neutron cookie
A beta cookie
An alpha cookie

You can put one in your hand, one in your pocket, eat one and throw one away.

What do you do with each cookie?


Lol, really? I don't even know how to answer a question like that.
 
Lol, really? I don't even know how to answer a question like that.

You have to minimize your radiation exposure.

An alpha particle can be shielded with a layer of dead skin. So hold that cookie in your hand.

A beta particle can be shielded by a layer of clothes, so put that cookie in your pocket.

The gamma and neutron are harder because they both penetrate. But the neutron is more damaging. So eat the gamma cookie and throw the neutron cookie away.
 
Lol, really? I don't even know how to answer a question like that.

Its an old radiation question.

You put the beta cookie in your pocket as the radiation is stopped by thin clothing

Hold the alpha cookie in your hand because it won't pass through your skin

Eat the gamma cookie as it won't matter what you do with it...You will get teh same dose

Throw the neutron cookie away as it will poison you and possibly kill you.
 
You have to minimize your radiation exposure.

An alpha particle can be shielded with a layer of dead skin. So hold that cookie in your hand.

A beta particle can be shielded by a layer of clothes, so put that cookie in your pocket.

The gamma and neutron are harder because they both penetrate. But the neutron is more damaging. So eat the gamma cookie and throw the neutron cookie away.

Its an old radiation question.

You put the beta cookie in your pocket as the radiation is stopped by thin clothing

Hold the alpha cookie in your hand because it won't pass through your skin

Eat the gamma cookie as it won't matter what you do with it...You will get teh same dose

Throw the neutron cookie away as it will poison you and possibly kill you.

Wow, I've never heard of that in all my years of chemistry or physics. Interesting... I knew the neutron was the most dangerous cuz of a neutron activation lab I did this year, but the rest of them.... Wow. Thanks for teaching me something guys.
 
Wow, I've never heard of that in all my years of chemistry or physics. Interesting... I knew the neutron was the most dangerous cuz of a neutron activation lab I did this year, but the rest of them.... Wow. Thanks for teaching me something guys.

I did that question in school....And that was...Erm...Well...A fucking long time ago!

Oh...And you are very welcome.
Call it pay back for your helping me. :D
 
I did that question in school....And that was...Erm...Well...A fucking long time ago!

Oh...And you are very welcome.
Call it pay back for your helping me. :D

I guess I do deserve some payback for all the awesome advice I give on here!
 
Did you know that if you exert pressure on an enclosed fluid at rest, that pressure is transmitted equally and undiminished throughout the fluid and the walls of the container?
 
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