crazychemgirl
the S&S goddess
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...that is true on a great many fronts...![]()
Indeed.... And yet such a sad world on a great many other fronts.
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...that is true on a great many fronts...![]()
Chemgirljaime, would you like to go dancing with me sometime? I pinky promise not to step on your toes or bring up your butt tattoo.![]()
Indeed.... And yet such a sad world on a great many other fronts.
All the more reason to remain positive and to try and play one's part in turning it into a better place![]()
Very true!
...that said, at almost 2am I'm not going to succeed with that anymore...good night...
YES!!!!
I was out last weekend and I realized how much I miss dancing... And my friend wouldn't dance with me.
If you catch me dancing, there's a 100% probability of something else—
I've had too much to drink.
So what you're saying is I should get you drunk.
It's entirely possible that I've got the "Elaine Benes" disease ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elaine_Benes#Physical_moments ).
Six years of enforced adolescent dance classes inflicted grievous psychological damage but did leave me capable of doing a passing waltz, foxtrot and cha-cha. Otherwise, only massive alcoholic indulgence allows me to make a fool of myself in public.
my favorite? wow... well my favorite element is Rhodium... but as far as favorite molecule... probably this.
I quite fond of bucky-balls, but you can't eat them.![]()
My problem is as follows....
My wife doesn't care about my opinion (she'll be like: "Yes honey... great idea honey" and then kiss me and proceed to do it her own way totally ignoring whatever I just said).
My kids never listen ("Dad - I saw this gorgeous dress and I just had to have it. It was an absolute steal at only $500. Btw. can you help me with my rent this month?").
My dog doesn't obey me (I will be like: "Get down from the couch you stinky flea-bag!" and his typical reaction is to yawn at me, shed another ton of hair, roll over on the other side and go back to sleep").
This morning my friggin car wouldn't start and I had to get it towed to the shop, that will probably bill me an arm and a leg.
When I got to work my PC refused to obey my push on the power switch and I had to drop it off by support.
On my way home I got pulled over for speeding and the cop totally ignored my excuse and ticketed me anyway. And it was a good one... seriously.
And when I got home my neighbour had parked his gass-guzzling planet-killing SUV half way across my drive way so I had to leave my rental at the roadside. I've complained before, but it only helps for a short while.
In summary: My wife doesn't respect me, my kids don't respect me, my dog doesn't respect me, my car doesn't respect me, my PC doesn't respect me, the police doesn't respect me and the same goes for my neighbour.
So dear Jaime - got any suggestions as to what I can do to get me some friggin respect around here ?
Sounds like you need to quit your bitching and make some changes in your life....
Good point. It may be time to get a new dog...
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..and age quicker.
YIKES!
A really good point. Gotta start with the man in the mirror, like Michael said. Time to make a stand. Time assert my male dominance and tell 'em who's the boss around here!
I think I'll wait till tomorrow though. I don't want to sleep on the couch tonight - it's full of dog hair...![]()
Is today Thursday or Friday?![]()
Can you balance a knife on your nose?![]()
What happens when you run out of answers?