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Chemgirljaime, would you like to go dancing with me sometime? I pinky promise not to step on your toes or bring up your butt tattoo. :cattail:
 
Chemgirljaime, would you like to go dancing with me sometime? I pinky promise not to step on your toes or bring up your butt tattoo. :cattail:

YES!!!!

I was out last weekend and I realized how much I miss dancing... And my friend wouldn't dance with me.
 
YES!!!!

I was out last weekend and I realized how much I miss dancing... And my friend wouldn't dance with me.


If you catch me dancing, there's a 100% probability of something else—













I've had too much to drink.






 
My problem is as follows....



My wife doesn't care about my opinion (she'll be like: "Yes honey... great idea honey" and then kiss me and proceed to do it her own way totally ignoring whatever I just said).

My kids never listen ("Dad - I saw this gorgeous dress and I just had to have it. It was an absolute steal at only $500. Btw. can you help me with my rent this month?").

My dog doesn't obey me (I will be like: "Get down from the couch you stinky flea-bag!" and his typical reaction is to yawn at me, shed another ton of hair, roll over on the other side and go back to sleep").

This morning my friggin car wouldn't start and I had to get it towed to the shop, that will probably bill me an arm and a leg.

When I got to work my PC refused to obey my push on the power switch and I had to drop it off by support.

On my way home I got pulled over for speeding and the cop totally ignored my excuse and ticketed me anyway. And it was a good one... seriously.

And when I got home my neighbour had parked his gass-guzzling planet-killing SUV half way across my drive way so I had to leave my rental at the roadside. I've complained before, but it only helps for a short while.

In summary: My wife doesn't respect me, my kids don't respect me, my dog doesn't respect me, my car doesn't respect me, my PC doesn't respect me, the police doesn't respect me and the same goes for my neighbour.



So dear Jaime - got any suggestions as to what I can do to get me some friggin respect around here ?
 
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My problem is as follows....



My wife doesn't care about my opinion (she'll be like: "Yes honey... great idea honey" and then kiss me and proceed to do it her own way totally ignoring whatever I just said).

My kids never listen ("Dad - I saw this gorgeous dress and I just had to have it. It was an absolute steal at only $500. Btw. can you help me with my rent this month?").

My dog doesn't obey me (I will be like: "Get down from the couch you stinky flea-bag!" and his typical reaction is to yawn at me, shed another ton of hair, roll over on the other side and go back to sleep").

This morning my friggin car wouldn't start and I had to get it towed to the shop, that will probably bill me an arm and a leg.

When I got to work my PC refused to obey my push on the power switch and I had to drop it off by support.

On my way home I got pulled over for speeding and the cop totally ignored my excuse and ticketed me anyway. And it was a good one... seriously.

And when I got home my neighbour had parked his gass-guzzling planet-killing SUV half way across my drive way so I had to leave my rental at the roadside. I've complained before, but it only helps for a short while.

In summary: My wife doesn't respect me, my kids don't respect me, my dog doesn't respect me, my car doesn't respect me, my PC doesn't respect me, the police doesn't respect me and the same goes for my neighbour.



So dear Jaime - got any suggestions as to what I can do to get me some friggin respect around here ?

Sounds like you need to quit your bitching and make some changes in your life....
 
Good point. It may be time to get a new dog...

:rolleyes:

Lol, but seriously... If you're not happy with an aspect of your life, you have a choice... Change it or don't. If you can't change it, well then.. Might as well just accept it, cuz there's nothing you can do and bitching about it doesn't do any good. It only makes you angry and age quicker.
 
What happens when you run out of answers?
 
Which do you find more satisfying: the questions or the answers?
 
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