The "Ask Catwoman a Question" Thread

[Catwoman]

I do not, however, guarantee any degree of honesty in the answers I may or may not give.

 

[Catwoman]

No questions, eh? Fine. I'll go interrogate myself. Heh.

 

[Dillinger]

What's your favorite month?

 

[RawHumor]

How many other Lit usernames do you own?

 

[Catwoman]

What's your favorite month?

I'm not sure. There are several I'm partial to, but I don't think I have an absolute favorite.

 

[Catwoman]

How many other Lit usernames do you own?

Many. I am, after all, all y'all.

 

[RawHumor]

Many. I am, after all, all y'all.

"I am Legion", as the demons said in the Bible.

 

[plasticman33]

What color are my eyes?

 

[Catwoman]

"I am Legion", as the demons said in the Bible.

Indeed, oh pink piggish av.

 

[Catwoman]

What color are my eyes?

You have eyes? Poor thing.

 

[plasticman33]

You have eyes? Poor thing.

All the better to see you with!!

 

[Catwoman]

Any other questions? Anything?
I can put on my swami hat and pretend to tell your fortune.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Do you like putting fish down your pants? Well I do.

 

[peachykeen]

Where are my sunglasses? (not the cheap ones,I know where they are, I mean the really cool ferragamo ones that make me look like a rock star.)

 

[Eumenides]

Have you foiled batman yet?

 

[Catwoman]

Do you like putting fish down your pants? Well I do.

I love it. Nothing gets me off more than a live wriggly fish down the pants.

 

[Catwoman]

Where are my sunglasses? (not the cheap ones,I know where they are, I mean the really cool ferragamo ones that make me look like a rock star.)

Are you sure you bought them? Maybe it was a dream.

 

[Catwoman]

Have you foiled batman yet?

Yessss. And it was goooood.


Oh wait. You said "foiled". I thought you asked if I had fucked him yet. My bad.

 

[peachykeen]

Are you sure you bought them? Maybe it was a dream.

Not according to my credit card statement it wasn't.

 

[Eumenides]

Yessss. And it was goooood.


Oh wait. You said "foiled". I thought you asked if I had fucked him yet. My bad.

Really? I thought the bat outfit was overcompensation for something he was lacking. I guess not!

 

[Catwoman]

Think of the bat costume as a really big sex toy. *purrrr*

 

[Eumenides]

Damn you Catwoman! First I'm plagued with thoughts of Ruffly snuggles, and now bat vibes. Shit. I'm so screwed.

 

[Catwoman]

Remember how, on his utility belt, he had this thin cable?
OMG!! Rowr.

He begged to be tied up. Begged like a little girl. Hehe.

 

[scrymettet]

Are you going to post enough to get an av this time ?

 

[Catwoman]

Maybe. I'm still working on my virginity. Who knew that you could remain a virgin at Lit for two years?