The art of the handjob

So underrated is the handjob. Who among us can truly admit they have not received a shitty blowjob. There have been times when I’d have much rather received a well-administered handy. Mutual handies (mutual masturbation) too are wonderful. Step up, girls. What a great way to break the ice.
No blowjob is better than a shitty one. It’s easy to tell who enjoys giving a blow job and who does it just because. I imagine it’s much the same for women. They can tell the difference who really enjoys eating pussy, and those that just feel obligated. Question for the ladies…receiving bad oral better than no orall at all, or just simply not receiving oral is better than no oral.
 
I’ve always wanted to do this. Some random guy sitting in his car. Sounds hot.
You are a delight! I've always considered it the single most rapid way of getting arrested, counting down (up, actually) from the moment she would see mine.
 
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