GOOD CHRIST, HE SLAPPED ME LIGHTLY ACROSS THE FACE WITH HIS COCK AND NOW I'M INDIGNANT!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING, SLAPPING ME WITH HIS COCK? WHAT DO GUYS THINK THEY'RE GOING, GOING AROUND, SLAPPING THINGS WITH THEIR COCKS? COCKSLAPPING, FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM??