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MlledeLaPlumeBleu

MlledeLaPlumeBleu

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Come out of your troll house and join us in prose as we celebrate Insanity- "The Sudden Art".

This is a story contest. Entries are due a week from today. Said entries will then be voted upon by the People.

The crux:

All stories must contain a demented woman with a uni-boob randomly running through screaming inanities and repeating herself.


Any category acceptable. Horror especially welcome. Parody is inevitable, but not required. Up to two entries permitted.

For background and inspiration, see:

The Power of Trolls Thread

(particularly pages 10-14, but the whole thing is relevant, if you can stomach it)

Anything to add, Lou? Cloudy? Abs?

mlle
 
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Do we need to email them to you or Lou when they're done?
 
Mlle, you are unique and priceless.

Just adding my mark here, to confirm I'm definitely in.

Lou :heart:
 
Yes, send them to me.

Go, my little Trolls!!!


*despitethetitleof thiscontestRealTrollEnterprisescannotlegallyrequirethatsaidentrantsareactuallytrollsorconsiderthemselvesandtheirmotherstobetrollsthereforethiscompetitionisopentonontrollsaswell. ForanontrollentrysendaselfadressedstampedenvelopetomonsieuramicusasshatatruedelahyperboleFundytownbiblebeltusa
 
Tatelou said:
Oooh noooo! Not the infamous "Did I catch someone". It's even more inane than the one here. :eek:

Lou :p
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Yep. :D

bunny, ball ball
 
If you write TROLL on a piece of paper and hold it up to a mirror it says.....SARAHH
:eek:
 
I think I'm disqualified.

My pending story is about a planet where the women have three boobs.

Og

PS. It's been pending a long time.
 
oggbashan said:
I think I'm disqualified.

My pending story is about a planet where the women have three boobs.

Og

PS. It's been pending a long time.
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Awww...c'mon, Og!
 
cloudy said:
Awww...c'mon, Og!
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Regrettably, 'tis all too true. I must have been gazing on the wine when it was red, but my new story 'Tripletit' is pending.

Maybe the site owners are so shocked they can't bring themselves to post it.

Og
 
oggbashan said:
Regrettably, 'tis all too true. I must have been gazing on the wine when it was red, but my new story 'Tripletit' is pending.

Maybe the site owners are so shocked they can't bring themselves to post it.

Og
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Hahaha! What an awesome title. I have got to read that one! :D

Lou :kiss:
 
Oh, Ogg- please?

A demented woman with uni-boob who runs out of a garderobe screaming inanities?

A demented woman with a uni-boob on a WWII brig???

After "Bagged at the Opera" and "The Worst Chain Story Ever, Chapter One" how can we
do without you?

....although, admittedly, I am unhealthily intrigued by the concept of "triple-tit"....

mlle
 
MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:
Oh, Ogg- please?

After "Bagged at the Opera" and "The Worst Chain Story Ever, Chapter One" how can we
do without you?

....although, admittedly, I am unhealthily intrigued by the concept of "triple-tit"....

mlle
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Tripletit is a whole planet. Not only do the women have three tits but they are at least eight feet tall and about six feet wide.

Their mating habits...?

What was I thinking of?

Holds head in hands and sobs uncontrollably.

Og (Feeling sheepish)

PS. There are absolutely NO sheep and NO garderobes in it.
 
oggbashan said:
Tripletit is a whole planet. Not only do the women have three tits but they are at least eight feet tall and about six feet wide.

Their mating habits...?

What was I thinking of?

Holds head in hands and sobs uncontrollably.

Og (Feeling sheepish)

PS. There are absolutely NO sheep and NO garderobes in it.
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I wrote on about an 8 foot tall alien, but regretably she only had two boobs.

-Colly~ significantly less original than the great oggs
 
oggbashan said:
Tripletit is a whole planet. Not only do the women have three tits but they are at least eight feet tall and about six feet wide.

Their mating habits...?

What was I thinking of?

Holds head in hands and sobs uncontrollably.

Og (Feeling sheepish)

PS. There are absolutely NO sheep and NO garderobes in it.
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Yep, you have confirmed that you are Royalty... Completely and utterly insane. :D

Lou :heart:
 
Colleen Thomas said:
I wrote on about an 8 foot tall alien, but regretably she only had two boobs.

-Colly~ significantly less original than the great oggs
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C'mon, Colly - join the challenge.
 
Tatelou said:
Yep, you have confirmed that you are Royalty... Completely and utterly insane. :D

Lou :heart:
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I deny it all.

It is an experiment in cubist writing.

Perhaps I should have added another tit between the shoulder blades to make the women cubist.

Og

PS. I'm sane, I tell you!
Capt. Queeg, give me my marbles back!
 
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