The AH Uni-boob Challenge for Real Trolls (tm)
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cloudy said:Bunny ball ball, anyone?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not that!
I think I finally stopped laughing only yesterday over bunny ball ball.
I'm going on vacation Monday and will be out of town for the next couple of weeks so I can't play!
But it's a great idea! I look forward to catching up on all the uniboob mayhem when I return!
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I have to go sing for a few hours now. When I get back I'll tally up the count so far- or Lou can do it, or anyone. This is a virtual democracy, after all...
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MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:
This being a democracy an all. I vote to let ogg enter a tripletit in place of a uniboob. I mean in this great democracy of ours don't you take one from the poor and give one to the rich. And really if you think about it, whats one more or one less.
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Well, Ogg *is* our general...and generals get special privileges. Like hiding in their tents when battles occur.
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cloudy said:
Interesting read.
Did anyone else notice how sarahhh would disappear when wolfe appeared and vice versa?
Things that make you go hmm...
(not to mention the mindless dribble that spewed ...)
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Okay, I'm in.
Do we have to post them on lit? If so, I'll try and be a bit more serious
If not, can we post them on here?
Do we have to post them on lit? If so, I'll try and be a bit more serious
If not, can we post them on here?
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The night was calm. Not even the gentle wisp of breeze could distract her. She listened to the call of the wolf, a voice that had troubled her since childhood. Dementia , the doctors had called it. To her, the wolf was real.
Maybe it had been her pet rabbit dying when she was a young child, but her fear of fluff remained. The feather pillow her mother had given her as a child almost drove her over the edge, but the call of the wolf had prevailed. The wolf. When her fears took over, she listened to the wind. The transformation taking place in moments as she changed from being a one bosomed freak to a sharp toothed beast. Only in her head could she see the bristles sprouting from her smooth flesh. Only in her head could she see the razor sharp claws tearing open her now rough fingertips. Only in her head could she see the tail that hung like a flaccid cock extending from her cushioned ass.
"Fluff!!" she screamed as she ran rampant through the hallway of the asylum. "Fluff!!"
As the nurses held her down, her struggles were futile as the needle jabbed into her upper arm.
"Fluffff......." she mumbled as she fell into a drugged sleep.
Feel free to continue ...
Maybe it had been her pet rabbit dying when she was a young child, but her fear of fluff remained. The feather pillow her mother had given her as a child almost drove her over the edge, but the call of the wolf had prevailed. The wolf. When her fears took over, she listened to the wind. The transformation taking place in moments as she changed from being a one bosomed freak to a sharp toothed beast. Only in her head could she see the bristles sprouting from her smooth flesh. Only in her head could she see the razor sharp claws tearing open her now rough fingertips. Only in her head could she see the tail that hung like a flaccid cock extending from her cushioned ass.
"Fluff!!" she screamed as she ran rampant through the hallway of the asylum. "Fluff!!"
As the nurses held her down, her struggles were futile as the needle jabbed into her upper arm.
"Fluffff......." she mumbled as she fell into a drugged sleep.
Feel free to continue ...
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Continued from above...
The drug couldn’t stop her dreaming and remembering.
Ever since puberty she had been a freak. At her ancient all-girls school she had found a half hidden door that led to the disused garderobe. She would sit there for hours willing her breast to become two. Her nails clawed at herself as she tried to create the missing cleavage.
One evening she had crept away to the garderobe to hide again. Blood streaked her naked torso as she scrabbled with her long nails. The moon entered the high window slit. A wolf howled. How could that be? There were no wolves.
The moonlight touched her. A surge of lust and desire coursed through her body. She needed the leader of the pack to mount her. She dropped to the stone floor and raised her ass in the air. Her claws clicked as she made her way on all fours towards the window. She lifted her head and answered his howl with her own.
The moon slid by. She looked down at her silver fur, her paws, her muscled forelegs and screamed. It came out as another wolf howl. As a wolf she couldn’t leave the garderobe. She couldn’t operate the secret catch. She lay down on the hard floor and waited. The moon passed. Slowly she became the human freak again.
Next time she would expose herself to the moon in the open air…
The drug couldn’t stop her dreaming and remembering.
Ever since puberty she had been a freak. At her ancient all-girls school she had found a half hidden door that led to the disused garderobe. She would sit there for hours willing her breast to become two. Her nails clawed at herself as she tried to create the missing cleavage.
One evening she had crept away to the garderobe to hide again. Blood streaked her naked torso as she scrabbled with her long nails. The moon entered the high window slit. A wolf howled. How could that be? There were no wolves.
The moonlight touched her. A surge of lust and desire coursed through her body. She needed the leader of the pack to mount her. She dropped to the stone floor and raised her ass in the air. Her claws clicked as she made her way on all fours towards the window. She lifted her head and answered his howl with her own.
The moon slid by. She looked down at her silver fur, her paws, her muscled forelegs and screamed. It came out as another wolf howl. As a wolf she couldn’t leave the garderobe. She couldn’t operate the secret catch. She lay down on the hard floor and waited. The moon passed. Slowly she became the human freak again.
Next time she would expose herself to the moon in the open air…
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Hi everybody, I'm Alacrity Fitzhugh and I'm looking for trolls, is there any trolls around here, I want to kick some troll butt. I used to be a lurker, but I saw this thread by splattergarblebabblefrenchfry or something, she lets me call her Miss Blue Pen, and so I came out of the closet, but I'm not gay, so move over fella. So anyway, I'm not a lurker anymore and black tulip told me a good cause is kicking troll butt, I've seen them before when I was lurking but I can't find any now. If anybody sees any trolls let me know.
Bye, Alacrity Fitzhugh, out of the closet but not gay.
Bye, Alacrity Fitzhugh, out of the closet but not gay.
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Is anyone going to continue the story?
If not, be warned. I might copy the 2 Lit pages of Tripletit into this thread.
So far the votes and the comments have been flattering.
My own opinion was revealed by a typo edited out earlier. I kept writing 'Tripetit' instead of 'Tripletit'.
Still as one of the PCs says: 'It's a male fatasy'.
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If not, be warned. I might copy the 2 Lit pages of Tripletit into this thread.
So far the votes and the comments have been flattering.
My own opinion was revealed by a typo edited out earlier. I kept writing 'Tripetit' instead of 'Tripletit'.
Still as one of the PCs says: 'It's a male fatasy'.
Og
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Abs, Lou, Boxofrocks, Perdita, Colly (?), Charley, Cloudy- am I missing anyone?
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I'm still laughing at og's addition LOL
Can we post the stories in here? It'll make for a good read
Can we post the stories in here? It'll make for a good read
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Hi, Pure.
It's very simple. I want serious (or humorous) stories involving the above.
All you have to do is build a story around the seemingly inexplicable actions of this unfortunate mono-titted child of God; "explic" them, as it were. Put them in a context, to help us understand. Where did you get all that stuff about purple prose? "Humorous" erotica doesn't require that.
She can be a minor or major character. She's just a muse to get people writing.
Not that you really need to worry about it, because you don't write. Not that I've ever seen, unless something extraordinary and cataclysmic has happened in my absence.
mah dem wah zel
It's very simple. I want serious (or humorous) stories involving the above.
All you have to do is build a story around the seemingly inexplicable actions of this unfortunate mono-titted child of God; "explic" them, as it were. Put them in a context, to help us understand. Where did you get all that stuff about purple prose? "Humorous" erotica doesn't require that.
She can be a minor or major character. She's just a muse to get people writing.
Not that you really need to worry about it, because you don't write. Not that I've ever seen, unless something extraordinary and cataclysmic has happened in my absence.
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Not that you really need to worry about it, because you don't write. Not that I've ever seen, unless something extraordinary and cataclysmic has happened in my absence.
mah dem wah zel
there is a basic confusion there, mlle, mon amie. between what you don't see (haven't seen) and what does not exist.
with all due respect, your purview is limited; there are at least a dozen of my stories around, including one you inspired, and three sold and 'cyberpublished' on the 'net.
afaik (note this qualifier; use it) that's far more writing than you've posted, though I can't match your literary eclat.
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there is a basic confusion there, mlle, mon amie. between what you don't see (haven't seen) and what does not exist.
with all due respect, your purview is limited; there are at least a dozen of my stories around, including one you inspired, and three sold and 'cyberpublished' on the 'net.
afaik (note this qualifier; use it) that's far more writing than you've posted, though I can't match your literary eclat.
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One I inspired, huh? Let me guess, I'm driving an SUV.
I must say I'm excited to hear that you write. Will you be joining the Uni-boob challenge? I'm fairly certain everyone will puss out on me, so I could use the grit of a true bull and terrier breed like yourself.
Yes, it's a ridiculous and slight premise, but a truly good writer should be able to make a silk purse out of any number of beasts' ears, n'est-ce pas? I say there's lots of wiggle room.
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P.S. Why don't you post on Lit?
Let me guess, I'm driving an SUV.I must say I'm excited to hear that you write. Will you be joining the Uni-boob challenge? I'm fairly certain everyone will puss out on me, so I could use the grit of a true bull and terrier breed like yourself.
Yes, it's a ridiculous and slight premise, but a truly good writer should be able to make a silk purse out of any number of beasts' ears, n'est-ce pas? I say there's lots of wiggle room.
mlle
P.S. Why don't you post on Lit?
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Are you and pure making nice?
Have the rivers begun to turn to blood yet?
Have the rivers begun to turn to blood yet?
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destinie21 said:Are yiou and pure making nice?
Have the rivers begun to turn to blood yet?
I don't think so, but the sky has begun to fall here...
edited to add: Mlle, I know Lou and I have both already started ours, and Charley, too, I think.
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I started mine in here... Og, mind if I add your addition to my story?
Just to be a stick in the mud here, I think it needs to be clarified why she has one boob. For lurkers, they may get offended, especially if they themselves have had a breast removed for any reason.
Hides in shame... sorry, but it was just a thought
Just to be a stick in the mud here, I think it needs to be clarified why she has one boob. For lurkers, they may get offended, especially if they themselves have had a breast removed for any reason.
Hides in shame... sorry, but it was just a thought