Hypoxia
doesn't watch television
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Funny thing. As I was emerging from anaesthesia, the pattern on my hospital robe looked like computer keys to my fuzzy brain. They asked me questions. I tried keying-in the answers, figuring that I'd be less comprehensible if I tried speaking. So there I am, fingering the keys on my belly. Damn, where's the screen?Welcome back Hypoxia, it's good to see you got the rhythm under control. I get all those notes confused with bra sizes, which screws up my fingering. I played a mean trumpet back in the day. Three fingers and a lot of tongue always worked well.
"Three fingers and a lot of tongue" -- just like Jimi Hendrix on guitar, hey?
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One may wonder, "Why a bunch of 'ukeleles?" I count about a dozen 'uke-like objects here and I could use more. The 'why' breaks down into:
* They're mostly pretty cheap, although one COULD spend a fortune...
* They're pretty small, compared to guitars, etc. Easy to pack a few.
* I can play the quieter 'ukes at night without waking-up my partner.
* Varied stringings and tunings make them very different instruments.
The first and last are crucial. Varied string selections ('stringings') can give radically distinct sounds requiring very different approaches. Constantly restringing the same instrument is tedious and wears out strings. Kinda hard to play a show that way. Some pieces sound good ONLY on one setup. So, setup a few cost-effective 'ukes and switch as needed. Guitarists do that too.
Oops. I forgot to mention other mutant 'ukes: Dobro (resophonic) 'ukes. 'Ukes of many sizes, shapes, and designs: pineapples, aircraft, bombs, STOP signs, genitalia, monsters, Tommyguns, whatever. And sopraninos, pocket 'ukes. "Is that a 'ukulele in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"


